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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
Arthur Davidson of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates, St Peter tells Davidson that “you’ve been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world, so you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven. Davidson thinks about it and says “I wanna hang out with God himself”.
So, St Peter takes Davidson to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Davidson then asks God “Say, aren’t you the person who invented woman?” God replies “Well, yes”. Davidson then says, well you have some pretty major design flaws there, the first is that there’s too much front end protrusion, the second is that it chatters at high speed, thirdly the rear end wobbles far too much and lastly the intake is placed to close to the exhaust.
“Hmmm” replies God, “hold on a moment”. He then goes over to the celestial super computer, types in a few key strokes and sets it whirring. After a few minutes it prints out a slip of paper, which God inspects. “It may be that my invention is flawed” says God, “but according to my computer, more people ride my invention than yours”. |
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