It's all getting a bit heavy in here receny with the politics, prison threads, current affairs etc so post something funny that happened to you recently.
I went shopping with my sister and her kids today. My 2 year old niece picks up my purse,opens it and says 'I need £50 please' not 50p, £50!!!
Thing is when you teach them to say please when they ask for something they expect it whenever they say please after asking for anything lol |
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over a year ago
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"I've sat through the evenings football watching not the football but my 10 week old kitten jumping after the ball in front of the screen 
Have you named him Peter (the cat) Bonetti "
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the best one for me was a long time ago.
Coming home from the pub one night, and yes a bit d*unk, me and a couple of mates where shocked when a hedgehog jumped over a 6 foot fence next to us.
It bounced into the road and we just looked at it in amazement. My mate prodded it a couple of times to see if it would do it again, but no, it just unrolled and walked off.
Was only then that we heard someone in the garden, and heard a shed door shutting, and we twigged. whoever lived there must have chucked the poor thing over the fence.
Still chuckle when i think of that....lol.
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Round at my exes, picking up my 13 year old daughter, while waiting the ex says something to her about perhaps cleaning up her own mess (the eternal battle!). Daughter replies i am not the one with a maids outfit in my wardrobe!
End of argument, temporarily at least. |
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and this one a few months ago.
I work in a music shop by the way.
A work colleague muttered as he left the warehouse. "Lead Zeppelin, i will never understand these modern bands"
I nearly pissed myself.
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in the summer we were in The New Forest I wanted to change from jeans to a skirt and the only cars in the car park were empty so I just stripped off walked round the car quite slowly and put my skirt on....o how I laughed when later on we were talking about it and A said "I thought you knew there were people in that car" |
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"in the summer we were in The New Forest I wanted to change from jeans to a skirt and the only cars in the car park were empty so I just stripped off walked round the car quite slowly and put my skirt on....o how I laughed when later on we were talking about it and A said "I thought you knew there were people in that car""
lucky people lol |
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"in the summer we were in The New Forest I wanted to change from jeans to a skirt and the only cars in the car park were empty so I just stripped off walked round the car quite slowly and put my skirt on....o how I laughed when later on we were talking about it and A said "I thought you knew there were people in that car"
lucky people lol"
I was mortified...what if they didn't want to see |
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"in the summer we were in The New Forest I wanted to change from jeans to a skirt and the only cars in the car park were empty so I just stripped off walked round the car quite slowly and put my skirt on....o how I laughed when later on we were talking about it and A said "I thought you knew there were people in that car"
lucky people lol
I was mortified...what if they didn't want to see "
Female maybe not, but i bet the bloke took a good long look, lol. I am saving up perving your photos for later....;) |
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"in the summer we were in The New Forest I wanted to change from jeans to a skirt and the only cars in the car park were empty so I just stripped off walked round the car quite slowly and put my skirt on....o how I laughed when later on we were talking about it and A said "I thought you knew there were people in that car"
lucky people lol
I was mortified...what if they didn't want to see
Female maybe not, but i bet the bloke took a good long look, lol. I am saving up perving your photos for later....;)"
Lol, why wait? |
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when i was a younger man i was abit of a tear away,me n a rew m8's where turning a post office over up aylesbury way,we had been out for a drink waiting for early hrs,{usually best time for such escapades]well i had had maybe one to many and was given 1 of the 2 look out roles,so after plenty of stumbeling about n weeing i felt like i was standing out like a pky of pork scratchings at a barmitzer,so in my alchol fueled mind i thoughy it would be a good idea to hide up a tree,so up i went,2way radio in hand,i must of made myself pretty comfortable as somehow i half nodded of in a d*unken stupour,
Quite how i done this still boggles me,i was very rudely awoken by a bright light,no not the rozzers but an irate nurse,i was by stoke mandaville hospitals nurses quarters,needless to say i got the shock of me life,fell out the tree,broke the expensive radio{at the time]stumbled of down the road and woke up under a hedge very cold n still skint....
Crime dont pay kids!!!
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"For anyone that was concerned......I'm now out of the loo!!!
lol oh dear we forgot about you. should have shouted louder  "
I had to shout the kids out of bed to get them yo pass my phone through the window so I could call for help!!!
The one time I don't take my phone to the toilet to check Fab ffs |
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"For anyone that was concerned......I'm now out of the loo!!!
lol oh dear we forgot about you. should have shouted louder
I had to shout the kids out of bed to get them yo pass my phone through the window so I could call for help!!!
The one time I don't take my phone to the toilet to check Fab ffs "
Oh dear how awful for you...I'm not laughing...at all...I'm not honestly  |
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"For anyone that was concerned......I'm now out of the loo!!!
How did you lock yourself in.....?!
The mechanism had broken. Apparently it's a known fault that they forgot to tell me about  "
They set a trap for you! Lol |
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"how did you post this if you didn't take the phone in with you? "
i posted the initial thread when i wasn't stuck then the kids passed my phone through the window so i could phone my dad. not much to do while you are waiting for someone to come rescue you so i posted my predicament |
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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago
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"when i was a younger man i was abit of a tear away,me n a rew m8's where turning a post office over up aylesbury way,we had been out for a drink waiting for early hrs,{usually best time for such escapades]well i had had maybe one to many and was given 1 of the 2 look out roles,so after plenty of stumbeling about n weeing i felt like i was standing out like a pky of pork scratchings at a barmitzer,so in my alchol fueled mind i thoughy it would be a good idea to hide up a tree,so up i went,2way radio in hand,i must of made myself pretty comfortable as somehow i half nodded of in a d*unken stupour,
Quite how i done this still boggles me,i was very rudely awoken by a bright light,no not the rozzers but an irate nurse,i was by stoke mandaville hospitals nurses quarters,needless to say i got the shock of me life,fell out the tree,broke the expensive radio{at the time]stumbled of down the road and woke up under a hedge very cold n still skint....
Crime dont pay kids!!!That's a lovely story. Do you have lots of dreams about being Danny Dyer from The Football Factory Film?"
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