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You get an e-mail from the National Lottery saying 'congratulations log into your account to check how much you have won' and you have only won a tenner.
For 20 secs i am thinking please god make my dreams come true then you get the massive disappointment that you need to go back to work 
Ach well i suppose £10 is better than a kick in the baws. |
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"You get an e-mail from the National Lottery saying 'congratulations log into your account to check how much you have won' and you have only won a tenner.
For 20 secs i am thinking please god make my dreams come true then you get the massive disappointment that you need to go back to work
Ach well i suppose £10 is better than a kick in the baws."
Is it ? Okay I'll give you a tenner and you can take it in the name of my vindictive needs. !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You get an e-mail from the National Lottery saying 'congratulations log into your account to check how much you have won' and you have only won a tenner.
For 20 secs i am thinking please god make my dreams come true then you get the massive disappointment that you need to go back to work
Ach well i suppose £10 is better than a kick in the baws.
Is it ? Okay I'll give you a tenner and you can take it in the name of my vindictive needs. ! "
Still smarting over the haircut Granny? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You get an e-mail from the National Lottery saying 'congratulations log into your account to check how much you have won' and you have only won a tenner.
For 20 secs i am thinking please god make my dreams come true then you get the massive disappointment that you need to go back to work
Ach well i suppose £10 is better than a kick in the baws.
Is it ? Okay I'll give you a tenner and you can take it in the name of my vindictive needs. !
Still smarting over the haircut Granny?"
And THAT young man wins me a free shot !! |
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"Oooooooooooo Laine. Never realised it was you ...... though it was him..... sigh ....fair is fair tho ..... Bend over woman !"
tell you what Granny I'll give you £20... knock yourself out, look on it as therapy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You get an e-mail from the National Lottery saying 'congratulations log into your account to check how much you have won' and you have only won a tenner.
For 20 secs i am thinking please god make my dreams come true then you get the massive disappointment that you need to go back to work
Ach well i suppose £10 is better than a kick in the baws."
Nope as i dont do it on line. what are you going to spend your winnings on though?  |
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I got a message on Saturday from HMRC telling me that I was due for a tax rebate of £845.50
Mmmmmmm I thought, that's nice, until I went to fill in the online form and Norton flagged up telling me "This is a known phishing site"
Shit !! but thank God for Norton because this site was a replica of the tax office site - even the links worked  |
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"Oooooooooooo Laine. Never realised it was you ...... though it was him..... sigh ....fair is fair tho ..... Bend over woman !
tell you what Granny I'll give you £20... knock yourself out, look on it as therapy. "
Get lost! It's not even enough for a wig!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You get an e-mail from the National Lottery saying 'congratulations log into your account to check how much you have won' and you have only won a tenner.
For 20 secs i am thinking please god make my dreams come true then you get the massive disappointment that you need to go back to work
Ach well i suppose £10 is better than a kick in the baws."
I got one of them the day after the 56 million win... . . . . . . . . . . . . I won £17.60 !!!! |
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Awwwww never mind sexy there's always next time. However, you do realise that when you do get a bigger win, I expect you to hire a private jet and come down here to see me dont you? |
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"Awwwww never mind sexy there's always next time. However, you do realise that when you do get a bigger win, I expect you to hire a private jet and come down here to see me dont you?"
Yes and we can join the mile high club  |
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"Awwwww never mind sexy there's always next time. However, you do realise that when you do get a bigger win, I expect you to hire a private jet and come down here to see me dont you?
Yes and we can join the mile high club "
Oooh I like your style! |
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