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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud. "
why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...
dont think i want to know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.
why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...
dont think i want to know"
I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.
On a positive note.... It wasn't an iron  "
Jesus no no no no although I still have some melted pubes in the side that I cant brillo totally off. |
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"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.
On a positive note.... It wasn't an iron
Jesus no no no no although I still have some melted pubes in the side that I cant brillo totally off. "
Hope you got them out if the butter!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.
On a positive note.... It wasn't an iron
Jesus no no no no although I still have some melted pubes in the side that I cant brillo totally off.
Hope you got them out if the butter!!"
I threw the butter out and next doors dog eat it.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.
why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...
dont think i want to know
I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember. "
I hope you washed your hands. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.
why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...
dont think i want to know
I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember.
I hope you washed your hands."
I still had my oven mits on thats why I spilt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.
why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...
dont think i want to know"
Doing Queen of Tarts while she was on her period? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.
why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...
dont think i want to know
I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember.
I hope you washed your hands.
I still had my oven mits on thats why I spilt "
You used your oven mitts for wanking? That's got to be better than the loaf of bread an ex of mine used once. |
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"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.
why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...
dont think i want to know
I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember.
I hope you washed your hands.
I still had my oven mits on thats why I spilt "
You wank into your oven mitts!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.
why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...
dont think i want to know
I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember.
I hope you washed your hands.
I still had my oven mits on thats why I spilt
You used your oven mitts for wanking? That's got to be better than the loaf of bread an ex of mine used once."
No no no I used them for getting tarts out of the oven! But you have given me a good idea there.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.
why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...
dont think i want to know
I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember.
I hope you washed your hands.
I still had my oven mits on thats why I spilt
You wank into your oven mitts! "
No they was for tart extraction  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"your cock
Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.
why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...
dont think i want to know"
A poor man's American Pie reenactment! |
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