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Is it only men who read the paper on the toilet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I'm in for the long haul, I take a crossword puzzle, and ma ex bought me some Sudoku loo roll  "
Has anyone ever noticed that Sudoku is an anagram of DO U SUK? |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"I don't understand why people do it. I go in, do my business and come out again"
me 2 im never in there long enough,i would barely open the book and i'd be coming out.
if you want to read surely there's better places to do so, i've never understood this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the only place I can get any peace to read. "
Seriously, believe me my shits do not last long enough to read a single sentence. 
It's not as if I premeditate my fuxking shits and think "oohhh...in about 22 minutes from now I'm going to have a humungous shit, so lets grab my paper and sit on the crap hole while I'm waiting for a collossal log to exit my arse".
When I proceed to the toilet it's at the last possible second, said log will exit my arse within about 0.98 milliseconds of boxers pulled down exposing my arsehole.
Said shit is over in seconds.
All guys are the same.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh its like breaking news in our house....we have the pacimg around run up,with running commentary about how hes going to need the bathroom soon
This can continue on and off for a while,pacing may stop,further preparation of laying on sofa may commence with comments of its gone now
Then up again just waiting for it to" brew"hen will wait until last minute before merrily skipping off to the bathroom only to find one of the kids has gone in there for a shower......cue foul language,blue air and clenching of cheek buttocks along with further frantic type pacing while I sit downstairs chuckling away to myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh its like breaking news in our house....we have the pacimg around run up,with running commentary about how hes going to need the bathroom soon
This can continue on and off for a while,pacing may stop,further preparation of laying on sofa may commence with comments of its gone now
Then up again just waiting for it to" brew"hen will wait until last minute before merrily skipping off to the bathroom only to find one of the kids has gone in there for a shower......cue foul language,blue air and clenching of cheek buttocks along with further frantic type pacing while I sit downstairs chuckling away to myself "
 . That has made me laugh. That is exactly what happens in my house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I recall the ex saying once she was starting to feel constipated and was their anything she should take for it?
War and Peace i said.
re reading on the loo, i often continue to read after doing the drop. |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"It's the only place I can get any peace to read.
Seriously, believe me my shits do not last long enough to read a single sentence.
It's not as if I premeditate my fuxking shits and think "oohhh...in about 22 minutes from now I'm going to have a humungous shit, so lets grab my paper and sit on the crap hole while I'm waiting for a collossal log to exit my arse".
When I proceed to the toilet it's at the last possible second, said log will exit my arse within about 0.98 milliseconds of boxers pulled down exposing my arsehole.
Said shit is over in seconds.
All guys are the same. "
such a romantic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I call the loo the library lol I like to have a book to read, or sometimes I check Fab haha"
Oh man I was so ashamed. I thought I was weird cos I checked my fab mails on the loo. |
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Apparently phones are full of bacteria, sourced from faeces these days, as so many use them whilst on the loo. I'm not suggesting that newspapers or sudoko games are any cleaner, but I think I'd prefer people to be only touching anything through those anti-contamination type chambers and robotic arms, that you see in films etc.
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"Apparently phones are full of bacteria, sourced from faeces these days, as so many use them whilst on the loo. I'm not suggesting that newspapers or sudoko games are any cleaner, but I think I'd prefer people to be only touching anything through those anti-contamination type chambers and robotic arms, that you see in films etc.
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Not caught Ebola yet so forgive me of I dint give a shit (or do in this case haha) |
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