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over a year ago
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went to go to the toilet, and there was a spider in the bathtub.
i swear this thing was having a shower.
i turned it on to wash it down the plughole, and it just grabbed the bottle of shampoo.
god, i cant settle back to sleep now.... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"went to go to the toilet, and there was a spider in the bathtub.
i swear this thing was having a shower.
i turned it on to wash it down the plughole, and it just grabbed the bottle of shampoo.
god, i cant settle back to sleep now.... lol"
did you offer to nwash its back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"went to go to the toilet, and there was a spider in the bathtub.
i swear this thing was having a shower.
i turned it on to wash it down the plughole, and it just grabbed the bottle of shampoo.
god, i cant settle back to sleep now.... lol"
Ooh, a category 3 i hate spiders, full fledged arachnophobe. |
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"went to go to the toilet, and there was a spider in the bathtub.
i swear this thing was having a shower.
i turned it on to wash it down the plughole, and it just grabbed the bottle of shampoo.
god, i cant settle back to sleep now.... lol"
Hate spiders! I was sat in bed the other week and looked to my side and one was sat next to me! Don't think I've ever moved so quick!! |
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"If any ladies need any help with spiders there will be lots of fireman available next week for 4 hours to sort them for you  "
That would be a fantasy fulfilled as well as getting rid of the pesky arachnid. |
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My son brought a girl back the other week, very late at night, and they "retired to his room" together.
The next morning, she awoke in his bed, wondered where she was, opened one eye, and there two feet away was a glass tank with a massive Tarantula spider.
She then opened the other eye to see a Leopard Gecko, a pet Rat, and a corn snake.
She didn't stay for breakfast, I wonder why?
Gentleman Jack xxx |
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I once dropped a huge glass ashtray onto a great big bugger and thought....right i will vacuum it up in the morning....
When morning came and i got the vac....took the ashtray off and the fucker just walked away .....
like he had been sat spread eagled all night.
Well i hope he had back ache anyways  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once dropped a huge glass ashtray onto a great big bugger and thought....right i will vacuum it up in the morning....
When morning came and i got the vac....took the ashtray off and the fucker just walked away .....
like he had been sat spread eagled all night.
Well i hope he had back ache anyways "
Really why not just kill it there and then no way would I sleep knowing there was a spider in the house |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once dropped a huge glass ashtray onto a great big bugger and thought....right i will vacuum it up in the morning....
When morning came and i got the vac....took the ashtray off and the fucker just walked away .....
like he had been sat spread eagled all night.
Well i hope he had back ache anyways
Really why not just kill it there and then no way would I sleep knowing there was a spider in the house "
Oh i did, i watched him walk off.though a little wobbly and then attacked him with the hoover....all that pent up aggression. lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I hate them and agree , they are getting bigger! I can squish them if they are on the floor but if they are higher than my head on the wall I'm in trouble. I send my child up the ladder with a shoe and make him promise not to miss 
Lynn |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once dropped a huge glass ashtray onto a great big bugger and thought....right i will vacuum it up in the morning....
When morning came and i got the vac....took the ashtray off and the fucker just walked away .....
like he had been sat spread eagled all night.
Well i hope he had back ache anyways
Really why not just kill it there and then no way would I sleep knowing there was a spider in the house
Oh i did, i watched him walk off.though a little wobbly and then attacked him with the hoover....all that pent up aggression. lmao "
Well we have to vent it somewhere don't we x |
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