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By *ddiddy OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

so guys and gals whats the best chat up lines that has worked on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what are chat up lines

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By *ddiddy OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

tut tut and you from glasgow you should be full of them ha ha

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By *blahdeeMan over a year ago

Northampton

"so guys and gals whats the best chat up lines that has worked on you "

"can I buy you a vodka"

lol

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By *ddiddy OP Man over a year ago

kilkenny

ha ha that would work for starters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You father mut have been a thief

He stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Then got a 2 stretch in Durham Jail

Oops No, that was for stealing lead off the church roof

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh sorry, you wanted one that WORKED for me ..

Now let me think ...

I could be a while

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"so guys and gals whats the best chat up lines that has worked on you

"can I buy you a vodka"

lol"

yep

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"so guys and gals whats the best chat up lines that has worked on you "

do people use chat up lines anymore??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does this smell of chloroform to you?

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By *heekychezzaWoman over a year ago

warrington

"Does this smell of chloroform to you?"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got 9"

So get in the car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Somebody has farted in here we best leave.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got 9"

So get in the car

And what lines have worked when it WASN'T valentine's day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin melt!"

"Can I rivet you to my bed with my rampant love rod?"

Either of those have had a modicum of success for me over the years, but I have to add that they've both equally earned me a slap round the face a few times too. Some women, miserable fuckers, can't take a joke. hehehe

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

Well as a young man my mate used to cut right to the chase and just say "do you fancy a shag" yep he got slapped a lot but i do have to say he got a lot more sex than the rest of us.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I gave you my successful chat up lines, you would all be as successful as me, so I'm keeping quiet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you swallow?

Works all the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"how much for sucky sucky?"

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Hi hun facy a dance

yes

Good then fuck off and have one so I can talk to your mate..

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