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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

From reading the forums recently, there seems to be a lot of people who are pissed off with lots of stuff...so...as I am a rebel with a cause, despite it being Wednesday....have a whinge, a moan, or indeed a rant.

Go on......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think i may have got a lot of grump out earlier today I have none left at the moment

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I think i may have got a lot of grump out earlier today I have none left at the moment "
I blame that Zen.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You should have posted this last week. I've had a shag since then so feeling mellow.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I rarely whinge, whine or rant. Some on here have a degree in it

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There appears to be a lot more 'how can I improve my profile?' threads than there used to be; unless it's a symptom of being a 40 something.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think i may have got a lot of grump out earlier today I have none left at the moment I blame that Zen. "

Yeah gonna meet him again! haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my kind of post!.....where do i start!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who ate my dog?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You should have posted this last week. I've had a shag since then so feeling mellow. "
Will try better next time....

Diamonds...I only have an A level in moaning but I am working up to a Degree in whinging lol

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Can't be arsed no 1 cares any way sob sob

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"my kind of post!.....where do i start!!!"
At the beginning....?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I broke the yolk when I fried an egg earlier

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can't be arsed no 1 cares any way sob sob "
No self depreciating on here...move along please.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I never moan

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I never moan "
Not what I have been told....

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"You should have posted this last week. I've had a shag since then so feeling mellow. Will try better next time...."

I'm sure I'll be grumpy again in no time though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OMG! WTF! I mean God, like Jeez.. Bleedin' flippin flinkin blip... What was I talking about?

Errm...

Oh yeh...

I'm good ta.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Ok ok im going.......farts on way out just so you cant forget poor little old me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You should have posted this last week. I've had a shag since then so feeling mellow. Will try better next time....

I'm sure I'll be grumpy again in no time though. "

preventions better than cure

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think whinging is such a massive turn off. Where all entitled too one once in a while, but there really are some seriel whinges on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok ok im going.......farts on way out just so you cant forget poor little old me"

Mahaha!

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By *upitersmileCouple  over a year ago

Manchester

Can't grumble about much other than missing my fella.... No wait, shouldn't whine about that, I get sole custody of the remote all week!!!!

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By *upitersmileCouple  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think whinging is such a massive turn off. Where all entitled too one once in a while, but there really are some seriel whinges on here"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I never moan Not what I have been told.... "

Lol all lies I tell you

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can't grumble about much other than missing my fella.... No wait, shouldn't whine about that, I get sole custody of the remote all week!!!! "
I always lose the remote when mine isn't here...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't grumble about much other than missing my fella.... No wait, shouldn't whine about that, I get sole custody of the remote all week!!!! I always lose the remote when mine isn't here..."

Tie a ribbon round one end so a) you cant lose it and b) you can pull it out easier?

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By *upitersmileCouple  over a year ago

Manchester


"Can't grumble about much other than missing my fella.... No wait, shouldn't whine about that, I get sole custody of the remote all week!!!! I always lose the remote when mine isn't here...

Tie a ribbon round one end so a) you cant lose it and b) you can pull it out easier? "

Is that speaking from experience?

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Its a long time since Ive seen as many miserable whingers in one place as there have been in these 'ere forums over the last couple of days.

Im blaming the full moon but its getting tedious.

*These _iews entirely represent those of the poster and in no way reflect the official _iews of the site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The moon does look gorgeous though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its a long time since Ive seen as many miserable whingers in one place as there have been in these 'ere forums over the last couple of days.

Im blaming the full moon but its getting tedious.

"

Never a truer word said in jest!

It fucking well is.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Its a long time since Ive seen as many miserable whingers in one place as there have been in these 'ere forums over the last couple of days.

Im blaming the full moon but its getting tedious.

*These _iews entirely represent those of the poster and in no way reflect the official _iews of the site "

stop bloody moaning women

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"The moon does look gorgeous though "

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman  over a year ago

Glenrothes


"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden "

I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Its a long time since Ive seen as many miserable whingers in one place as there have been in these 'ere forums over the last couple of days.

Im blaming the full moon but its getting tedious.

*These _iews entirely represent those of the poster and in no way reflect the official _iews of the site "

going to be worse tomorrow its thursday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its a long time since Ive seen as many miserable whingers in one place as there have been in these 'ere forums over the last couple of days.

Im blaming the full moon but its getting tedious.

*These _iews entirely represent those of the poster and in no way reflect the official _iews of the site "

It's not the moon. It's because the summer fucked off - pretty much slammed the door in fact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden

I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!!"

Now you've made the fairies cry

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden

I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!!"

Number 2 man not free?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I feel like crying if that's any good??!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

cold and fed up with 42

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden

I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!!

Now you've made the fairies cry "

Im sick of the fairies anyway, they keep pissing on my plants.

Just joining in

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman  over a year ago

Glenrothes


"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden

I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!!

Number 2 man not free?"

Noooooo boohoo. Damn it all!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden

I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!!

Now you've made the fairies cry

Im sick of the fairies anyway, they keep pissing on my plants.

Just joining in "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"cold and fed up with 42"

You keep mentioning that number?

...is it supposed to be of any significance? ...

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman  over a year ago

Glenrothes


"cold and fed up with 42

You keep mentioning that number?

...is it supposed to be of any significance? ... "

Isn't it something to do with Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"cold and fed up with 42

You keep mentioning that number?

...is it supposed to be of any significance? ...

Isn't it something to do with Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy? "

Generically...I'd agree.

But this is about the 200th time he's mentioned that number this week.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden

I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!!

Now you've made the fairies cry

Im sick of the fairies anyway, they keep pissing on my plants.

Just joining in "

Does it smell?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I rarely whinge, whine or rant. Some on here have a degree in it"

A degree?? More like a fuckin Phd

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I rarely whinge, whine or rant. Some on here have a degree in it

A degree?? More like a fuckin Phd "

I have a Phd in fuckin.....

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

Im sick of the fairies anyway, they keep pissing on my plants.

Just joining in Does it smell?"

Just been to check but I can't really tell.

They are trying to tell me that they are gushing not pissing but have to say Im not convinced...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Im sick of the fairies anyway, they keep pissing on my plants.

Just joining in Does it smell?

Just been to check but I can't really tell.

They are trying to tell me that they are gushing not pissing but have to say Im not convinced..."

Fairy Gush...hang on...you talk to fairies???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not had a good moan in ages

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

Im sick of the fairies anyway, they keep pissing on my plants.

Just joining in Does it smell?

Just been to check but I can't really tell.

They are trying to tell me that they are gushing not pissing but have to say Im not convinced...Fairy Gush...hang on...you talk to fairies??? "

Yeah. Tried blocking them but they just get through the filters. Ive reported it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I feel like crying if that's any good??!! "

Awwwww...

*Passes Minxie a tissue....*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I rarely whinge, whine or rant. Some on here have a degree in it

A degree?? More like a fuckin Phd I have a Phd in fuckin..... "

Now why doesn't that surprise me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"cold and fed up with 42

You keep mentioning that number?

...is it supposed to be of any significance? ...

Isn't it something to do with Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Generically...I'd agree.

But this is about the 200th time he's mentioned that number this week. "

Actually it's the 42nd

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I am on top form thanks

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By *irtyDee33Woman  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden "

I love fairies!!!!!

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By *ibanditMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Brilliant. I haven't been pissed on for ages.

Oops, perhaps I misunderstood the thread title...

#overshare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm more interested in my wine than a whine tonight but I'm sure I can think of something ... erm... err ... umm ... dammit, why can't I bloody think of anything when I need to, it really p!sses me off ...

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I thought about this today following a thread this morning, I was away for the day and on the train read the forums without logging in and came to the conclusion..

other posters on this forum do not influence my mood negatively, I laugh so they cheer me up at times but not the other way.

Used to a couple of years ago, not now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sorry Femme but I'm feeling pretty fucking fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sorry Femme but I'm feeling pretty fucking fantastic "

About what?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm sorry Femme but I'm feeling pretty fucking fantastic "
Thats fucking great- so am I!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sorry Femme but I'm feeling pretty fucking fantastic

About what? "

About none of ya damn fucking business (I jest, I'll message u)

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden

I love fairies!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sorry Femme but I'm feeling pretty fucking fantastic Thats fucking great- so am I!! "

Woohoo!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alas....I have no piss left to boil

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Alas....I have no piss left to boil "
Who the fuck boils their piss anyway....?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alas....I have no piss left to boil Who the fuck boils their piss anyway....?"

I wonder if it tastes better boiled?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No time from groans, its all abut the moans baby...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had my eyebrows threaded today and now I've got a really sore eye lid

Not sure if the 2 are related but it blooming hurts

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Alas....I have no piss left to boil Who the fuck boils their piss anyway....?

I wonder if it tastes better boiled? "

I have been told people prefer it fresh from the tap....*shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sadly, If I started to 'rant one off' this evening I fear I would cause this thread to melt down.

Its fair to say its been a fairly shitty couple of weeks.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Sadly, If I started to 'rant one off' this evening I fear I would cause this thread to melt down.

Its fair to say its been a fairly shitty couple of weeks. "

Bugger- thought you had been quiet...have you got a lightbox?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't know about any body else but a grumpy woman really turns me on

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I don't know about any body else but a grumpy woman really turns me on"
A grumpy one or a feisty one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just stubbed me fecking toe!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I don't know about any body else but a grumpy woman really turns me on"

Theres a glass half-full kinda guy! Welcome!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I just stubbed me fecking toe!!!!!!!!!!! "
Smokinnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had my eyebrows threaded today "

I hate that expression. ..I dunno why but it sounds gross!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sadly, If I started to 'rant one off' this evening I fear I would cause this thread to melt down.

Its fair to say its been a fairly shitty couple of weeks. Bugger- thought you had been quiet...have you got a lightbox?"

Yes, though its not related to that - just a series of unfortunate events the sum total of which really piss you off!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Sadly, If I started to 'rant one off' this evening I fear I would cause this thread to melt down.

Its fair to say its been a fairly shitty couple of weeks. Bugger- thought you had been quiet...have you got a lightbox?

Yes, though its not related to that - just a series of unfortunate events the sum total of which really piss you off!"

Well I hope you are back to your relatively normal funny self soon. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had my eyebrows threaded today and now I've got a really sore eye lid

Not sure if the 2 are related but it blooming hurts "

does this mean I can put my nuts on them now ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had my eyebrows threaded today and now I've got a really sore eye lid

Not sure if the 2 are related but it blooming hurts

does this mean I can put my nuts on them now ? "

Hmmmm are your nuts being on my eyelid going to help or hinder the pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Moan : why are meets like buses all arriving at once and then nothing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've another one.............

I HATE EBAY!!!!!, how hard is it to sell an iphone FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've another one.............

I HATE EBAY!!!!!, how hard is it to sell an iphone FFS!"

Don't say that , I've got a 4 I was going to eBay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate men at the minute have been stood up do much has left me feeling I don't want to swing anymore, why do they have to be such assholes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had my eyebrows threaded today and now I've got a really sore eye lid

Not sure if the 2 are related but it blooming hurts

does this mean I can put my nuts on them now ?

Hmmmm are your nuts being on my eyelid going to help or hinder the pain "

I think a minimal amount of lubrication and a slow gentle screwing motion would ease things nicely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely some right attitude problems on here over the past week.

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"Alas....I have no piss left to boil Who the fuck boils their piss anyway....?"

Bear Grylls?

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I hate men at the minute have been stood up do much has left me feeling I don't want to swing anymore, why do they have to be such assholes "

Im actually surprised thats theres any of them left on the site with some of the shit theyve been getting in the forums recently.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I hate men at the minute have been stood up do much has left me feeling I don't want to swing anymore, why do they have to be such assholes

Im actually surprised thats theres any of them left on the site with some of the shit theyve been getting in the forums recently."

That..unfortunately is true.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had my eyebrows threaded today and now I've got a really sore eye lid

Not sure if the 2 are related but it blooming hurts

does this mean I can put my nuts on them now ?

Hmmmm are your nuts being on my eyelid going to help or hinder the pain

I think a minimal amount of lubrication and a slow gentle screwing motion would ease things nicely "

it's worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had my eyebrows threaded today and now I've got a really sore eye lid

Not sure if the 2 are related but it blooming hurts

does this mean I can put my nuts on them now ?

Hmmmm are your nuts being on my eyelid going to help or hinder the pain

I think a minimal amount of lubrication and a slow gentle screwing motion would ease things nicely

it's worth a try "

will we need a washer ?

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

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"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden "

No rant from me Femme...I'm happy admiring Madame's moon!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden

No rant from me Femme...I'm happy admiring Madame's moon!!! "

not allowed in here if youre not gonna gripe

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

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"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden

No rant from me Femme...I'm happy admiring Madame's moon!!! not allowed in here if youre not gonna gripe "

Ooooooh a victim!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The moon does look gorgeous though

It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden

No rant from me Femme...I'm happy admiring Madame's moon!!! not allowed in here if youre not gonna gripe

Ooooooh a victim! "

a helpless one

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

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Ok! Why is it that my plumber never takes his shoes off when he comes round to check my boiler? Its not that difficult...is it? respect for the woman's house and her hard work at keeping everything clean, tidy and smooth!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Ok! Why is it that my plumber never takes his shoes off when he comes round to check my boiler? Its not that difficult...is it? respect for the woman's house and her hard work at keeping everything clean, tidy and smooth! "
Is boiler a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't pay him

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

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"Ok! Why is it that my plumber never takes his shoes off when he comes round to check my boiler? Its not that difficult...is it? respect for the woman's house and her hard work at keeping everything clean, tidy and smooth! Is boiler a euphemism?"

May be!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

get a different plumber

fook, another rant now. I wish I was a plumber

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok! Why is it that my plumber never takes his shoes off when he comes round to check my boiler? Its not that difficult...is it? respect for the woman's house and her hard work at keeping everything clean, tidy and smooth! Is boiler a euphemism?"

piss boiler ?

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

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"get a different plumber

fook, another rant now. I wish I was a plumber "

I'm sure you've cleaned a few 'boilers' in your years on Fabs!! Ok...lets not hijack the thread! Sorry Femme

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am rarely pissed off but if anything it would be that guy who keeps standing outside my house and loitering.

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

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"I am rarely pissed off but if anything it would be that guy who keeps standing outside my house and loitering."

You're straight so obviously a challenge!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm afraid I've lost my ranting mojo and don't seem to be able to rise above the level of mellow.

I think possibly my rage a few weeks ago was due to me needing a holiday. If only I could get laid I might even sink towards the dreaded Happy level.

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