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You own your own business and the person above comes for a interview, what position are you going to offer them within your company or is it the job centre for them.
ps no marks for the first person to offer the first girl on here the doggy position !
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I ve a rather pressing vacancy at the moment, its high pressure job, be prepared to work in hot environments you ll need an extensive knowledge of textiles,,
my pile of ironing need doing,, so in my best Alan sugar voice,
, 'you re hired,,'  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Julie_the_Wonder - Employ as debt collector, because the opera mask makes her look like a superhero and people would pay before she karate kicked them into the middle of next week  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Julie_the_Wonder - Employ as debt collector, because the opera mask makes her look like a superhero and people would pay before she karate kicked them into the middle of next week "
Blimey you know me so well   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ve a rather pressing vacancy at the moment, its high pressure job, be prepared to work in hot environments you ll need an extensive knowledge of textiles,,
my pile of ironing need doing,, so in my best Alan sugar voice,
, 'you re hired,,' "
Why thank you. You were hoping for Kelly weren't you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ve a rather pressing vacancy at the moment, its high pressure job, be prepared to work in hot environments you ll need an extensive knowledge of textiles,,
my pile of ironing need doing,, so in my best Alan sugar voice,
, 'you re hired,,'
Why thank you. You were hoping for Kelly weren't you lol"
i hope he was  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ve a rather pressing vacancy at the moment, its high pressure job, be prepared to work in hot environments you ll need an extensive knowledge of textiles,,
my pile of ironing need doing,, so in my best Alan sugar voice,
, 'you re hired,,'
Why thank you. You were hoping for Kelly weren't you lol
i hope he was "
lovely as i am Kelly i think it was you. But i got you so get back to work. We're travelling salesmen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ve a rather pressing vacancy at the moment, its high pressure job, be prepared to work in hot environments you ll need an extensive knowledge of textiles,,
my pile of ironing need doing,, so in my best Alan sugar voice,
, 'you re hired,,'
Why thank you. You were hoping for Kelly weren't you lol
i hope he was
lovely as i am Kelly i think it was you. But i got you so get back to work. We're travelling salesmen"
can i be a sales woman instead lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ve a rather pressing vacancy at the moment, its high pressure job, be prepared to work in hot environments you ll need an extensive knowledge of textiles,,
my pile of ironing need doing,, so in my best Alan sugar voice,
, 'you re hired,,'
Why thank you. You were hoping for Kelly weren't you lol
i hope he was
lovely as i am Kelly i think it was you. But i got you so get back to work. We're travelling salesmen
can i be a sales woman instead lol"
makes more sense lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ve a rather pressing vacancy at the moment, its high pressure job, be prepared to work in hot environments you ll need an extensive knowledge of textiles,,
my pile of ironing need doing,, so in my best Alan sugar voice,
, 'you re hired,,'
Why thank you. You were hoping for Kelly weren't you lol
i hope he was
lovely as i am Kelly i think it was you. But i got you so get back to work. We're travelling salesmen
can i be a sales woman instead lol"
Scrubber.....on the deck of my yacht please....needs to be clean....oh and can you wear swimwear when you do it ? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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Cousteau - hard to employ as he has hidden his profile. I wouldn't feel as if I was being fair employing someone who is hiding his CV. I would suspect them of being an axe murderer or a politician |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ve a rather pressing vacancy at the moment, its high pressure job, be prepared to work in hot environments you ll need an extensive knowledge of textiles,,
my pile of ironing need doing,, so in my best Alan sugar voice,
, 'you re hired,,'
Why thank you. You were hoping for Kelly weren't you lol
i hope he was
lovely as i am Kelly i think it was you. But i got you so get back to work. We're travelling salesmen
can i be a sales woman instead lol
Scrubber.....on the deck of my yacht please....needs to be clean....oh and can you wear swimwear when you do it ?"
i guess i will but you best pay well |
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