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over a year ago
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I got chased and pecked by a swan not so long ago. Vicious hissing bastard it was. That'll be the last time I take 2 days out of date hovis to feed the ducks. #swansonlylikefreshbread #lessonlearnt |
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"Whilst out for an away day from the hospital with my mum and a load of the sheltered accommodation inmates where she lives at the local Wildfowl place, I got attacked and bitten by a goose ..... does this mean I have been goosed??? no laughing now ...  
oh and the fecker drew blood and it does still hurt ... altogether now .... aaagh  "
shouldn't you have an injection if the little fecker drew blood
if not may suggest gas mark 4 for 2 hours and then gas mark 6 for 30 mins to crisp the skin up.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got chased and pecked by a swan not so long ago. Vicious hissing bastard it was. That'll be the last time I take 2 days out of date hovis to feed the ducks. #swansonlylikefreshbread #lessonlearnt"
and I never told you about the black swan that took a fancy to me too .... luckily there was a higher fence this time !!!!! else I think I might have other injuries ... it's dangerous I tell ya going out into the big wide world |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whilst out for an away day from the hospital with my mum and a load of the sheltered accommodation inmates where she lives at the local Wildfowl place, I got attacked and bitten by a goose ..... does this mean I have been goosed??? no laughing now ...
oh and the fecker drew blood and it does still hurt ... altogether now .... aaagh
shouldn't you have an injection if the little fecker drew blood
if not may suggest gas mark 4 for 2 hours and then gas mark 6 for 30 mins to crisp the skin up.
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are u saying cos it bit me it is now DEAD!!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dangerous buggers geese. You should carry a stick with you "
Do you think I am an octopus, I was pushing my mum in her wheelchair, and also taking pics with my new camera how was I sposed to carry a stick too?... he caught me on the blind side lol |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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I hope you ran the goose over with your mum
I'm not sure your mum would have approved her and her wheelchair being used in that fashion and I'm sure the goose would have voted against it, but it may have helped sooth the pain.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst out for an away day from the hospital with my mum and a load of the sheltered accommodation inmates where she lives at the local Wildfowl place, I got attacked and bitten by a goose ..... does this mean I have been goosed??? no laughing now ...
oh and the fecker drew blood and it does still hurt ... altogether now .... aaagh
shouldn't you have an injection if the little fecker drew blood
if not may suggest gas mark 4 for 2 hours and then gas mark 6 for 30 mins to crisp the skin up.
are u saying cos it bit me it is now DEAD!!!! lol "
well it must have a strong constitution
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope you ran the goose over with your mum
I'm not sure your mum would have approved her and her wheelchair being used in that fashion and I'm sure the goose would have voted against it, but it may have helped sooth the pain.... "
luckily (not sure whether for him or me) it was behind a small fence and couldn't get over ... otherwise I think I was dinner not he was dinner!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got chased and pecked by a swan not so long ago. Vicious hissing bastard it was. That'll be the last time I take 2 days out of date hovis to feed the ducks. #swansonlylikefreshbread #lessonlearnt
and I never told you about the black swan that took a fancy to me too .... luckily there was a higher fence this time !!!!! else I think I might have other injuries ... it's dangerous I tell ya going out into the big wide world "
minxie looks like you know how to pull the birds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The epitome of Minxie
A goose under one arm singing it's beginning to look a lot............
Award winning musical 'c' cards on a BOGOF now "
haha I am loving this .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got chased and pecked by a swan not so long ago. Vicious hissing bastard it was. That'll be the last time I take 2 days out of date hovis to feed the ducks. #swansonlylikefreshbread #lessonlearnt
and I never told you about the black swan that took a fancy to me too .... luckily there was a higher fence this time !!!!! else I think I might have other injuries ... it's dangerous I tell ya going out into the big wide world
minxie looks like you know how to pull the birds "
he might have been a male one though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got chased and pecked by a swan not so long ago. Vicious hissing bastard it was. That'll be the last time I take 2 days out of date hovis to feed the ducks. #swansonlylikefreshbread #lessonlearnt
and I never told you about the black swan that took a fancy to me too .... luckily there was a higher fence this time !!!!! else I think I might have other injuries ... it's dangerous I tell ya going out into the big wide world
minxie looks like you know how to pull the birds
he might have been a male one though lol "
could have been ether don't blame him or her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great guard dogs geese
If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now  "
there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a
tiny red mark where it got me!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I remember offering to buy you coffee or lunch if I ever get to Brighton, I'm considering retraction if that offer on health and safety grounds. "
chicken !!!!
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"Great guard dogs geese
If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now
there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a
tiny red mark where it got me!!!! "
One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great guard dogs geese
If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now
there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a
tiny red mark where it got me!!!!
One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them "
I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Great guard dogs geese
If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now
there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a
tiny red mark where it got me!!!!
One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them
I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!! "
obviously it has a taste for minx flesh. Now its had a taste it''ll be back for the rest of you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great guard dogs geese
If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now
there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a
tiny red mark where it got me!!!!
One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them
I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!!
obviously it has a taste for minx flesh. Now its had a taste it''ll be back for the rest of you"
luckily for me I have escaped and unless the flippin thing can do a 15 mile journey it ain't gonna find me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Great guard dogs geese
If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now
there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a
tiny red mark where it got me!!!!
One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them
I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!!
obviously it has a taste for minx flesh. Now its had a taste it''ll be back for the rest of you
luckily for me I have escaped and unless the flippin thing can do a 15 mile journey it ain't gonna find me lol "
you're aware they can fly? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great guard dogs geese
If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now
there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a
tiny red mark where it got me!!!!
One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them
I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!!
obviously it has a taste for minx flesh. Now its had a taste it''ll be back for the rest of you
luckily for me I have escaped and unless the flippin thing can do a 15 mile journey it ain't gonna find me lol
you're aware they can fly?"
I knew this would be your retort, I think their wings are clipped lol otherwise there wouldn't be any birds to see at the sanctuary |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Great guard dogs geese
If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now
there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a
tiny red mark where it got me!!!!
One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them
I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!!
obviously it has a taste for minx flesh. Now its had a taste it''ll be back for the rest of you
luckily for me I have escaped and unless the flippin thing can do a 15 mile journey it ain't gonna find me lol
you're aware they can fly?
I knew this would be your retort, I think their wings are clipped lol otherwise there wouldn't be any birds to see at the sanctuary "
touche. Just as well i gave it bus fare and a map of Brighton then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great guard dogs geese
If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now
there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a
tiny red mark where it got me!!!!
One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them
I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!!
obviously it has a taste for minx flesh. Now its had a taste it''ll be back for the rest of you
luckily for me I have escaped and unless the flippin thing can do a 15 mile journey it ain't gonna find me lol
you're aware they can fly?
I knew this would be your retort, I think their wings are clipped lol otherwise there wouldn't be any birds to see at the sanctuary
touche. Just as well i gave it bus fare and a map of Brighton then"
am laughing lots now ... as I picture the poor driver being attacked as the goose boards the bus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No i told it to be nice to the driver and save its bite for you minxie
that's harsh ... and not nice lol oh and it ain't getting a rematch lol "
only kiddin, its actually me coming to bite you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No i told it to be nice to the driver and save its bite for you minxie
that's harsh ... and not nice lol oh and it ain't getting a rematch lol
only kiddin, its actually me coming to bite you"
your flyin in on a goose???? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im not laughing
but i spat my coffee out all over my keyboard
oooooooooooooooooooooops - its dangerous out there I tell u 
its your blooming fault x"
nothing is ever my fault .... if the goose hadn't attacked me I wouldn't have posted the thread ... etc etc so it must be the goose's fault |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im not laughing
but i spat my coffee out all over my keyboard
oooooooooooooooooooooops - its dangerous out there I tell u
its your blooming fault x
nothing is ever my fault .... if the goose hadn't attacked me I wouldn't have posted the thread ... etc etc so it must be the goose's fault "
blah blah blah always blame the poor innocent goose and i cant ask him for his story can i |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im not laughing
but i spat my coffee out all over my keyboard
oooooooooooooooooooooops - its dangerous out there I tell u
its your blooming fault x
nothing is ever my fault .... if the goose hadn't attacked me I wouldn't have posted the thread ... etc etc so it must be the goose's fault
blah blah blah always blame the poor innocent goose and i cant ask him for his story can i "
ure gonna chance talking to him ?? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im not laughing
but i spat my coffee out all over my keyboard
oooooooooooooooooooooops - its dangerous out there I tell u
its your blooming fault x
nothing is ever my fault .... if the goose hadn't attacked me I wouldn't have posted the thread ... etc etc so it must be the goose's fault
blah blah blah always blame the poor innocent goose and i cant ask him for his story can i
ure gonna chance talking to him ?? lol "
yeah i would have and animals love me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No i told it to be nice to the driver and save its bite for you minxie
that's harsh ... and not nice lol oh and it ain't getting a rematch lol
only kiddin, its actually me coming to bite you
your flyin in on a goose???? lol "
fastest way to travel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No i told it to be nice to the driver and save its bite for you minxie
that's harsh ... and not nice lol oh and it ain't getting a rematch lol
only kiddin, its actually me coming to bite you
your flyin in on a goose???? lol
fastest way to travel"
haha ure too slow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No i told it to be nice to the driver and save its bite for you minxie
that's harsh ... and not nice lol oh and it ain't getting a rematch lol
only kiddin, its actually me coming to bite you
your flyin in on a goose???? lol
fastest way to travel
haha ure too slow "
better than being too quick |
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