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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who's Henry? Ya fish? 
Siren (aka Bonecrusher) is infamous in the North East for killing her fish. She once took an ailing fish outside in the garden, wrapped in a tea-towel, and proceeded to bash it three times with a brick "to put it out of it's misery" - I mean, like it wasn't a bit upset ffs!
She also crushed one whilst replacing the filter in the tank. They quiver in the corner whenever she approaches now, you can see them, shoving the smallest one out front, "Go on, you go! Was nice knowing you." |
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over a year ago
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"Is that one of them things that look like the critters in Wall-e?  thats the one ..well it dont look like that anymore, hes going to the henry hospital tomorrow "
Many years ago my mum had an old fashioned cylindrical vaccuum cleaner that looked like one of them spaceships on Flash Gordon. Gave the best blowjob I've ever had. Fookin awesome it was. |
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"Is that one of them things that look like the critters in Wall-e? thats the one ..well it dont look like that anymore, hes going to the henry hospital tomorrow
Many years ago my mum had an old fashioned cylindrical vaccuum cleaner that looked like one of them spaceships on Flash Gordon. Gave the best blowjob I've ever had. Fookin awesome it was. "
You got a blow job from Flash Gordon Wishy ???????
ohhhh I read that wrong   |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is that one of them things that look like the critters in Wall-e? thats the one ..well it dont look like that anymore, hes going to the henry hospital tomorrow
Many years ago my mum had an old fashioned cylindrical vaccuum cleaner that looked like one of them spaceships on Flash Gordon. Gave the best blowjob I've ever had. Fookin awesome it was. "
ive had patients like you in a n e a few times ya kinky feck  |
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"Is that one of them things that look like the critters in Wall-e? thats the one ..well it dont look like that anymore, hes going to the henry hospital tomorrow
Many years ago my mum had an old fashioned cylindrical vaccuum cleaner that looked like one of them spaceships on Flash Gordon. Gave the best blowjob I've ever had. Fookin awesome it was. ive had patients like you in a n e a few times ya kinky feck "
I don't do it anymore. A dyson is just too fucking awkward to hold in that position for too long. Hate that man. Fucked up my sex life he did. Bastard! |
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we've got 2 Henry's. Our old one is nearly 20yrs old and still works great. The other is a newer model that I got from work when they closed down.
Better than Dyson's in my opinion all day long |
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