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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sawn a double bed in half with an electric saw. Was great fun. Now waiting for new bed. Not looking forward to putting that together. Bet I end up with 1 screw and nowhere to put it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

what happens if the bed doesnt come?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do beds come?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"what happens if the bed doesnt come?"

Be here at 545 , just had a call

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There wasn't a lady in the bed at the time then, thought you'd gone all David Copperfield for a minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do beds come?"

It's not the bed that comes its the horndogs in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 screw

A bed

Nowhere to put the screw? *sniggers*

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

"what happens if the bed doesnt come?

Be here at 545 , just had a call

Did they say which day?

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

"what happens if the bed doesnt come?

Be here at 545 , just had a call

Did they say which day?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"what happens if the bed doesnt come?

Be here at 545 , just had a call

and you have blind faith that hey meant it

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Sawn a double bed in half with an electric saw. Was great fun. Now waiting for new bed. Not looking forward to putting that together. Bet I end up with 1 screw and nowhere to put it

I'll have a screw if there's one going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are you going to do with the two singles.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hope you get to Christen the bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"what happens if the bed doesnt come?

Be here at 545 , just had a call

and you have blind faith that hey meant it

Yep cos they called to say they were running late and couldn't make their 1321-1521 time slot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What are you going to do with the two singles."

Already at the dump, I'm on a roll today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sawn a double bed in half with an electric saw. Was great fun. Now waiting for new bed. Not looking forward to putting that together. Bet I end up with 1 screw and nowhere to put it

I'll have a screw if there's one going

Will let you know after made bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what happens if the bed doesnt come?

Be here at 545 , just had a call

and you have blind faith that hey meant it

Yep cos they called to say they were running late and couldn't make their 1321-1521 time slot

Hope it gets there and you don't have to blutac the old one back together........

***wonders whether the do obits for bed????***

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you take quilt off first

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"what happens if the bed doesnt come?

Be here at 545 , just had a call

and you have blind faith that hey meant it

Yep cos they called to say they were running late and couldn't make their 1321-1521 time slot

Hope it gets there and you don't have to blutac the old one back together........

***wonders whether the do obits for bed????***

I'm not going down dump to reclaim it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hope you get to Christen the bed

Only one man gets in my bed and he isn't about till weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You ain't done a 'minxie' have u!?

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By *anyoufeelmeMan over a year ago

near you

farted and followed through

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You ain't done a 'minxie' have u!? "

Nope , all fingers still intact and even if doesn't turn up the new mattress is already here so that on the floor will be fine tonight

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By *SOHmanMan over a year ago

Dudley

Lol ive just delivered a bed! But the customer certainly wasn't you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do beds come?"

Once a bed has come it will remember for next time if its a memory foam mattress

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lol ive just delivered a bed! But the customer certainly wasn't you

Got any left

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do beds come?

Once a bed has come it will remember for next time if its a memory foam mattress

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just the one screw?

I'd expect a lot lot more from a new bed than that, particularly with your fine body and smile.

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By *SOHmanMan over a year ago

Dudley

"Lol ive just delivered a bed! But the customer certainly wasn't you

Got any left

Plenty as long as I get to try it first hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just the one screw?

I'd expect a lot lot more from a new bed than that, particularly with your fine body and smile.

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By *unglerivermonkeyMan over a year ago

Scarborough

"Sawn a double bed in half with an electric saw. Was great fun. Now waiting for new bed. Not looking forward to putting that together. Bet I end up with 1 screw and nowhere to put it

Jeeez was he that bad?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You ain't done a 'minxie' have u!? "

I was just thinking that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sawn a double bed in half with an electric saw. Was great fun. Now waiting for new bed. Not looking forward to putting that together. Bet I end up with 1 screw and nowhere to put it

Jeeez was he that bad?

Or picky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And it's here , off to put it together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no !

Sounds like a minxie moment !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nearly finished and no not taken all this time, I have cooked and eaten dinner as well