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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. For the anal pleasure
use the rubber bumpy sleeve that goes on the end of a bike rack to stop the bike falling off  "
To stop the bike falling off yer arse? I've heard of some kinks before but never this.
If a Scotsman served time for shagging his bike, what on earth would you get for this?
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By (user no longer on site)
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".. For the anal pleasure
use the rubber bumpy sleeve that goes on the end of a bike rack to stop the bike falling off "
I have heard that in some parts of the world, jaffacakes are seen as a possible sex toy
not sure how that would work though ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. For the anal pleasure
use the rubber bumpy sleeve that goes on the end of a bike rack to stop the bike falling off
To stop the bike falling off yer arse? I've heard of some kinks before but never this.
If a Scotsman served time for shagging his bike, what on earth would you get for this?
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ROFLMAO |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. For the anal pleasure
use the rubber bumpy sleeve that goes on the end of a bike rack to stop the bike falling off
To stop the bike falling off yer arse? I've heard of some kinks before but never this.
If a Scotsman served time for shagging his bike, what on earth would you get for this?
ROFLMAO "
did he do time?, knew he was placed on the sex offenders register for having sex with his bike in a public place so I think you might be ok in the privacy of your own garage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love dildos, but don't bother buying them any more,
a man is so much cheaper , in fact most men are cheaper than a tissue,
so for me, its
The human dildo !
no batteries required, |
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"I love dildos, but don't bother buying them any more,
a man is so much cheaper , in fact most men are cheaper than a tissue,
so for me, its
The human dildo !
no batteries required, "
I know have the Gloria Estefan song going through my mind |
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"Oh dear I have a feeling there could be a few embarrassing trips to A&E after this forum post!
" Yes nurse I was naked attaching my bike to my car and I fell straight on the rack.You know the rubber bit that sticks out. Quite cock like. Noooooo total accident. Why was I naked? Oh I didn't want to get mud from the tyres on my clothes".
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Note to the forum ... Please remove said rubber sleeve from Bike rack - wash then use in the comfort of your own private dark room |
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Internet fave ..
HOW TO MAKE
Materials needed: Towel, rubber glove, lubricant
1. Fold a tower into a rectangle, longways.
2. Get a rubber glove and place it with the open side out.
3. Fold the towel around the glove so that it creates a tight hole.
4. Stretch the open part of the glove over the end part of the towel nearest the glove, creating a tight hole of rubber (see the end of the video).
5. Apply lubricant, go to town. |
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Mmmmmmmmmm
Fold towel longways .................yep
Get a rubber glove and place it with the open side out ....................yep, done
Fold towel around glove .............yep
Stretch glove around the end of the towel .................. .........yep ............done
Apply lubricant.....................done
See you later .........................  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Internet fave ..
HOW TO MAKE
Materials needed: Towel, rubber glove, lubricant
1. Fold a tower into a rectangle, longways.
2. Get a rubber glove and place it with the open side out.
3. Fold the towel around the glove so that it creates a tight hole.
4. Stretch the open part of the glove over the end part of the towel nearest the glove, creating a tight hole of rubber (see the end of the video).
5. Apply lubricant, go to town. "
I've done this and just been asked to leave Sainsbury's. What next? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. For the anal pleasure
use the rubber bumpy sleeve that goes on the end of a bike rack to stop the bike falling off "
Why not use a toy specifically designed for that made of materials that won't irritate your anal cavity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Large yellow melon, draw eyes, nose and ears with felt tip, cut hole for mouth, 30 seconds in micro to remove chill, tape a brillo pad under mouth hole, hey, the perfect woman, cant say no, brillo pad adds feeling of pubic hair, and after you cum, you can eat it ! all that for a £1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah I dunno...
I'll use a frying pan to make a bacon sandwich and that's the best sex substitute you're getting from a foreign object when you're a fella LOL |
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Phew !!!!!
That towel and glove was crappy.............
Hole burst in glove..............
Towel got covered in lube .............:...
Ended up wanking a towel..................
Finished off....................
Left towel and glove on the floor ......:........
And went back to work .................poor woman knew I was finishing.......:.....: |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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"Alkaseltzer in the foo foo. Tickle g spot or fuck as required
A rabid dog springs to mind lol. Frothing at the mouth."
It's not bad because its not added in water just a moist mary
For an extra kick rub a bit of chilli on the clitoris. |
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"Alkaseltzer in the foo foo. Tickle g spot or fuck as required
A rabid dog springs to mind lol. Frothing at the mouth.
It's not bad because its not added in water just a moist mary
For an extra kick rub a bit of chilli on the clitoris. "
Chilli on your clit !! really ??
ok wonder what that would be like on your bell end ? |
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Chilli on your clit !! really ??
ok wonder what that would be like on your bell end ?"
It only tingles a little bit, honest 
If anybody does fancy trying chilli oil, tiger balm etc on their sensitive bits then I would advise them to not try and wash it off when they realise their mistake as that makes it worse and spreads it. Carefully wipe it off with a dry tissue and apply natural live yoghurt straight from the fridge.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe this is just me, but...why the hell make your own when there are plenty of safe, clean and designed for the purpose to buy????
I'll stick to my own bought one's thanks  "
Peter Jones comes to mind on the Dragons Den...why do you need to create a toy when people have plenty of items at home they can use? so sorry im out!!! |
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