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I have run out of milk suggest alternatives

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

and I really need my caffeine fix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Doesn't it sink in coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn't it sink in coffee?"

Give it a stir and it will be like cappuccino

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffeemate milk works well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just have it black

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Cream or coffee mate?

I love a little cream...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I hate it black and have no coffeemate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Baldrick makes a good cappuccino...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best go the shop then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate it black and have no coffeemate "

Looks like ya gong shopping then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate it black and have no coffeemate "

go to shop and buy some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate it black and have no coffeemate

go to shop and buy some"

I was thinking the same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can't go out that man is out there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't go out that man is out there! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't go out that man is out there! "

Sounds like someones been on the herb

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He keeps looking this way too. Its not right when I need milk.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Do you have a female cat or dog? You could try milking them.

(Tip: first show the pet a picture of a kitten/puppy to instigate lactation)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whats your pet success rate? How much can you get?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask a neighbour..

Also for future ref, milk freezes so you should never run out.....

Not sure why you cannot just go and get some

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would ask next door but there is a high fence at the back and that man is still stood out there and there is another one with him now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont be a skin flint go buy some

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"What's your pet success rate? How much can you get?"

Limited success so far but I have broadened my tests to milking stray animals. There is usually enough for a cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Want some breast milk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

YES!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's your pet success rate? How much can you get?

Limited success so far but I have broadened my tests to milking stray animals. There is usually enough for a cuppa."

Ah you have to go out to get strays and I would have to go out of the fount.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Want some breast milk?

Can I have some to please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well there is plenty to round and my Mum always told me to share!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can I do draft?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well there is plenty to round and my Mum always told me to share!

Your mum is right and I will be there soon im bringing a large barrow with me as been told breast milk is good for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe I should of mentioned it is breast milk from our nursing cat!! Sorry guys my breastfeeding days are over our youngest child is 6!!

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By *ollie_JCouple over a year ago

London

Milk your prostate or have a can of

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evaporated or condensed milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mayo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't go out that man is out there! "

Ask him to go to the shop for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dog mils takes years to go off and tastes the same when it has.

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By *kywatcherMan over a year ago

Southwick

"Want some breast milk?

Can I have some to please"

That just reads wrong on so many counts.

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