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How hairy does a man have to be before he is classed as a monkey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am getting fed up of all the shaving you see.

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By *cottishrichMan over a year ago

Here and there

Are you ulike in disguise?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am getting fed up of all the shaving you see."

Use veet...razors not needed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am getting fed up of all the shaving you see.

Use veet...razors not needed!

Can you fill a bath up with it and do a corndog dip in it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am getting fed up of all the shaving you see.

Use veet...razors not needed!

Can you fill a bath up with it and do a corndog dip in it?"

Yes!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

When he starts throwing his own shit at passers by?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am getting fed up of all the shaving you see.

Use veet...razors not needed!

Can you fill a bath up with it and do a corndog dip in it?

Yes!

Does it cum in buckets like fence paint?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when he starts sucking his own cock and fingering his arse

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Get waxed. It'll hurt like buggery but you'll be silky smooth afterward. For a while.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am getting fed up of all the shaving you see.

Use veet...razors not needed!

Can you fill a bath up with it and do a corndog dip in it?

Yes!

Does it cum in buckets like fence paint?"

Ha! This shit comes in tankers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get waxed. It'll hurt like buggery but you'll be silky smooth afterward. For a while."

I would want it quick so do they do 6ftx6ft sheets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"when he starts sucking his own cock and fingering his arse"

It would be amazing if I could do that! Not finger my own arse mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When he starts throwing his own shit at passers by?"

I wouldn't do that what if they stopped and battered me?

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By *et_me_take_controlMan over a year ago

Manchester

Unless u have a tail ur not a monkey...a gorilla maybe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Unless u have a tail ur not a monkey...a gorilla maybe!

No tail just a cock like a snake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What type of monkey are we talking about?

Orangutans, baboons, gibons ?

I think a hairy ape is more apt

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