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over a year ago
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Tiger Woods? Can sum him up in two words: Blind & Wanker.
Ashely Cole? Can sum him up in two words also: Fucking wanker bastard can't play footy for toffee and I hope his cock drops off.
OK, at least Tiger did it with style, but Ashley, ffs, a payg mobile and a few seedy picture messages, what a tight-fisted wanker.
But here's the bestest bit of all. He's sorry. Again.
And Cheryl is in the USA, minus her bling, her mum has fucked off to Newcastle leaving poor old Cole all alone. And what happens?
Cheryl!! Cheryl!! Cheryl!! Babe!!!
Some absolute bastard has tried to nick ya bling babe! I was all alone in our house guarding it and had to fight em off wiv me crutch (but she said 'Fuck off Ash! Use yer fists man!").
He's played her a goodun. Any woman, when confronted with another bird trying to pilfer her man will come out scrapping but you try and nick her bling mate!!!... It's WAR!!
Nice one Ash, ya cunt.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes and one thing everyone seems to be missing is that they couldn`t have been mistaken for anyone else and the women involved must know them..
And the question is why go there,you know they are married.
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"Yes and one thing everyone seems to be missing is that they couldn`t have been mistaken for anyone else and the women involved must know them..
And the question is why go there,you know they are married.
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cause sex sells baby!!! ya think people buy the news of the world for the interestin features and top class political debate and news coverage???
tiger woods apparently bought one of his a boob job
prick i would have beat him around the head with them still attached to the muppet he bought them for lol!! xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes and one thing everyone seems to be missing is that they couldn`t have been mistaken for anyone else and the women involved must know them..
And the question is why go there,you know they are married.
I buy The News of the World for their adverts about elasticated pants and comfy shoes.
cause sex sells baby!!! ya think people buy the news of the world for the interestin features and top class political debate and news coverage???
tiger woods apparently bought one of his a boob job
prick i would have beat him around the head with them still attached to the muppet he bought them for lol!! xx "
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"Yes and one thing everyone seems to be missing is that they couldn`t have been mistaken for anyone else and the women involved must know them..
And the question is why go there,you know they are married.
cause sex sells baby!!! ya think people buy the news of the world for the interestin features and top class political debate and news coverage???
tiger woods apparently bought one of his a boob job
prick i would have beat him around the head with them still attached to the muppet he bought them for lol!! xx "
I buy The News of the World for their adverts about elasticated pants and comfy shoes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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it has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for tiger woods will be tampax.a spokesman for tampax said "to sponsor a fanny going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about" (cue tumbles drifting through forum)  |
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"it has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for tiger woods will be tampax.a spokesman for tampax said "to sponsor a fanny going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about" (cue tumbles drifting through forum) "
I like that one lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hi PZ. I'm a phillistine too as I don't play now. However, I one had a steel wood called a Southwestern Thunderbird Four. The name was perfect, as evertime a hit a stroke with it, the ball would end up in the water somewhere! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"it has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for tiger woods will be tampax.a spokesman for tampax said "to sponsor a fanny going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about" (cue tumbles drifting through forum) "
Oh that's a bloody good one Fritz, lol |
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Must have been all that shagging that put him of his stroke 
some people lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve being labelled 