and what would you do?

By *illwill69u OP Man over a year ago

moston

Sat down in a public toilet today & a voice came from the next cubicle "hello mate, how you doin?"

I thought it a bit strange, but didn't want to be rude, so I said "not too bad thanks"

After a short pause I heard the voice again. "so, what are you up to?"

I answered, somewhat reluctantly "just having a quick shit...how about yourself?"

Then I heard him say "sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some idiot in the next cubicle answering everything I say!"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PMSL, ya twonk!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

haha, thats an old joke

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

Old or not, made me laugh!

By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

i must have led a shelterd life, never heard that one before. nice one!!

By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

Ah - the old ones are the best! Z

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

i've never heard it before either and it has made me laugh out loud after a very crap and boring day at work