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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If the average arsehole, puckered, is around the size of a fingernail then why are sheets of bog paper about 5" square?
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If I had my way they'd also be at least 7 layers thick to stop fingers going straight through it mid-wipe.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Baby wipes.....much cleaner experience for botties 
Until you block your drain up as them bugger dont break up like toilet paper. Just saying "
And combines with the fat in the system to create a Fatburger. Just look at the image of the one that was found in London. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Baby wipes.....much cleaner experience for botties
Until you block your drain up as them bugger dont break up like toilet paper. Just saying
And combines with the fat in the system to create a Fatburger. Just look at the image of the one that was found in London. "
Ooo what an image before me tea.........solidified fat laden with turdy baby wipes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi, I'm Jodie. In my busy life as a professional handbag purchaser, cockaholic, destroyer of all that is pure, spanner thrower and moron baiter, I often find I just don't have the time to wipe properly. So after a long day baiting morons and draininf men dry I like nothing better than a squirt of water up my jacksie to really refresh those parts Charmin just won't reach.
Bidets......because my hoops worth it." |
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