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IF YOU HAD TO .. Shag Susan Boyle or Camila Parker Bowles
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Camilla..at least she has a female shaped body."
ill go with Susan as long as she shaves her muff. I reckon camilla is a right slut between the sheets tho
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"When you say "HAD TO"..
 Is this a true "loaded double barreled shotgun" pressed firmly against my head moment?.. "
No it's pressed firmly against your bollocks!
(That's my word for today!) |
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By *az1312Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere near Coventry |
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Sadly Susan Boyle and i cant stand the f***er.
But there's no way i'm having MI5/SAS chasing me through Parisienne suburbs in a white Fiat."
You might just now that you have rejected Camilla! |
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"When you say "HAD TO"..
Is this a true "loaded double barreled shotgun" pressed firmly against my head moment?.. "
Yep, sure is.
I would have to go for Camilla though. The thought of Subo between the sheets sends a shiver down my spine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you say "HAD TO"..
Is this a true "loaded double barreled shotgun" pressed firmly against my head moment?..
No it's pressed firmly against your bollocks!
(That's my word for today!) "
To be totally bluntly honest given the options of camilla or Boyle..I would rather have bollocks blown off!  |
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"When you say "HAD TO"..
Is this a true "loaded double barreled shotgun" pressed firmly against my head moment?..
No it's pressed firmly against your bollocks!
(That's my word for today!)
To be totally bluntly honest given the options of camilla or Boyle..I would rather have bollocks blown off! "
Oooooooh, not too sure about that. I think I would take a punt on Camilla while thinking about our next club night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you say "HAD TO"..
Is this a true "loaded double barreled shotgun" pressed firmly against my head moment?..
No it's pressed firmly against your bollocks!
(That's my word for today!)
To be totally bluntly honest given the options of camilla or Boyle..I would rather have bollocks blown off!
Oooooooh, not too sure about that. I think I would take a punt on Camilla while thinking about our next club night "
Nope!...not Camilla Parker bowles.
Blow my bollocks off! I'll take that option!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i would rather slam my prick in a door
but if i had to for my life then feck it i would have both
i would make them eat each other out whilst i was pumping from behind
hang on im getting a semi here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Camilla - no contest! I reckon she's one dirty feckin MILF on the quiet... and I doubt it would be that quiet either! Runs in the family with her too..... |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I ve heard Camilla gives Charlie a cracking deep throat bj,,, only problem is it gives her terrible indigestion,
when she sought advice from her Lady in waiting, she asked if she d tried Andrews,
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"I shall stick to having a wank lol
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To popeye and all the others who said neither and they'd rather have their bollocks blown off. LIARS and HYPOCRITES. How many of you have shagged or would shag less atractive woman on a quiet day in a club. Don't be so shallow and you don't judge a book by it's cover |
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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
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There are no less attractive women than those two. In fact it's stretching a point to even refer to them as women. God's sickest joke would be far more appropriate.
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 17/09/13 08:59:20]There are no less attractive women than those two. In fact it's stretching a point to even refer to them as women. God's sickest joke would be far more appropriate."
wow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall stick to having a wank lol
To popeye and all the others who said neither and they'd rather have their bollocks blown off. LIARS and HYPOCRITES. How many of you have shagged or would shag less atractive woman on a quiet day in a club. Don't be so shallow and you don't judge a book by it's cover"
I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either. |
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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I shall stick to having a wank lol
To popeye and all the others who said neither and they'd rather have their bollocks blown off. LIARS and HYPOCRITES. How many of you have shagged or would shag less atractive woman on a quiet day in a club. Don't be so shallow and you don't judge a book by it's cover
I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either."
Well you don't know that do you? They might want to fuck them all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall stick to having a wank lol
To popeye and all the others who said neither and they'd rather have their bollocks blown off. LIARS and HYPOCRITES. How many of you have shagged or would shag less atractive woman on a quiet day in a club. Don't be so shallow and you don't judge a book by it's cover
I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either.Well you don't know that do you? They might want to fuck them all."
I very much doubt it, probably puke just thinking about it. |
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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I shall stick to having a wank lol
To popeye and all the others who said neither and they'd rather have their bollocks blown off. LIARS and HYPOCRITES. How many of you have shagged or would shag less atractive woman on a quiet day in a club. Don't be so shallow and you don't judge a book by it's cover
I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either.Well you don't know that do you? They might want to fuck them all.
I very much doubt it, probably puke just thinking about it."
Are you kidding The Boyley one would only cop someone who was sightless and the Grand National runner fucks the freak Charles. Hardly spoilt for choice are they? |
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"I shall stick to having a wank lol
To popeye and all the others who said neither and they'd rather have their bollocks blown off. LIARS and HYPOCRITES. How many of you have shagged or would shag less atractive woman on a quiet day in a club. Don't be so shallow and you don't judge a book by it's cover
I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either.Well you don't know that do you? They might want to fuck them all.
I very much doubt it, probably puke just thinking about it.Are you kidding The Boyley one would only cop someone who was sightless and the Grand National runner fucks the freak Charles. Hardly spoilt for choice are they?"
Are you taking the piss? Because if not I think you have just drastically reduced your chance of a meet with many of the girls on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I shall stick to having a wank lol
To popeye and all the others who said neither and they'd rather have their bollocks blown off. LIARS and HYPOCRITES. How many of you have shagged or would shag less atractive woman on a quiet day in a club. Don't be so shallow and you don't judge a book by it's cover
I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either.Well you don't know that do you? They might want to fuck them all.
I very much doubt it, probably puke just thinking about it.Are you kidding The Boyley one would only cop someone who was sightless and the Grand National runner fucks the freak Charles. Hardly spoilt for choice are they?"
Prince charles is fit, and hes royalty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does one EVER have to shag someone?
Surely one could decline as we all do in real life
Change it to who would you share a cuppa tea with n I'll say Susan Boyle a talented woman with an incredible tonal quality to her voice! She certainly may be a little 'off the beam ' but there's nothing wrong with being an eccentric in my _iew.
As for Mrs Parker Bowels (I spelt that carefully! ) . In my opinion the woman is beyond the pail! I see her as a conniving,immoral, n thortless person (I was tempted to use a word polite society doesn't use outside of a kennel but refrained! ).
N no doubt come the day n she will be crowned queen. Well I guess at least I gotta admire her skin the thickness of rhinoceros hide |
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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I shall stick to having a wank lol
To popeye and all the others who said neither and they'd rather have their bollocks blown off. LIARS and HYPOCRITES. How many of you have shagged or would shag less atractive woman on a quiet day in a club. Don't be so shallow and you don't judge a book by it's cover
I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either.Well you don't know that do you? They might want to fuck them all.
I very much doubt it, probably puke just thinking about it.Are you kidding The Boyley one would only cop someone who was sightless and the Grand National runner fucks the freak Charles. Hardly spoilt for choice are they?
Prince charles is fit, and hes royalty. "
Fit? Oh well it takes all sorts. Good job they pinned those ears back when he was a kid though.God he looks like a taxi with the doors open now. Imagine what they would be like now. He'd take off in a breeze. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I shall stick to having a wank lol
To popeye and all the others who said neither and they'd rather have their bollocks blown off. LIARS and HYPOCRITES. How many of you have shagged or would shag less atractive woman on a quiet day in a club. Don't be so shallow and you don't judge a book by it's cover"
I'm not popeye but I did say I would rather have my bollocks bliwn off.
And to be honest..you don't know the first fucking thing about me, so please don't nake assumptions about who I would and wouldn't shag.
Much less calling me a liar.
Thanks. |
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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I shall stick to having a wank lol
To popeye and all the others who said neither and they'd rather have their bollocks blown off. LIARS and HYPOCRITES. How many of you have shagged or would shag less atractive woman on a quiet day in a club. Don't be so shallow and you don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not popeye but I did say I would rather have my bollocks bliwn off.
And to be honest..you don't know the first fucking thing about me, so please don't nake assumptions about who I would and wouldn't shag.
Much less calling me a liar.
Thanks. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I shall stick to having a wank lol
To popeye and all the others who said neither and they'd rather have their bollocks blown off. LIARS and HYPOCRITES. How many of you have shagged or would shag less atractive woman on a quiet day in a club. Don't be so shallow and you don't judge a book by it's cover"
How many of them have shagged or would shag less attractive women, um let me see now, most of them i would say. |
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