i am going to start a new club called mingerswingers.
memberships is discretionary. you will have to send me pics and if i think you are too beautiful then you wont get in. it is for the average and the ugly only.
preferences will be respected but so will differences, anyone showing an unpleasant attitude to anyone in the club will have their membership revoked and will be kicked out of the club. this also applies to anything written on line.
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over a year ago
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"i am going to start a new club called mingerswingers.
memberships is discretionary. you will have to send me pics and if i think you are too beautiful then you wont get in. it is for the average and the ugly only.
preferences will be respected but so will differences, anyone showing an unpleasant attitude to anyone in the club will have their membership revoked and will be kicked out of the club. this also applies to anything written on line.
who's in??? "
Go Evie!!!!!! Lol! And you could start a new website too - SadSwingers....
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"But can i still say fanny growler?
can say what you want as lo as it is not derogatory to any members/staff etc"
Deal 
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"i am going to start a new club called mingerswingers.
memberships is discretionary. you will have to send me pics and if i think you are too beautiful then you wont get in. it is for the average and the ugly only.
preferences will be respected but so will differences, anyone showing an unpleasant attitude to anyone in the club will have their membership revoked and will be kicked out of the club. this also applies to anything written on line.
who's in??? "
How do we join |
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"I'm far too gorgeous to join but my missus might be up for it"
nice one, I like it, not sure your misses will but i will keep her company in your absence |
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"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.
what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people"
Can I join? I'd like to see a custard/jelly wrestling ring please |
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"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.
what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people"
Can you keep it warm so we can keep the clothes off .
Have an Anne Summers type evening where we get to see and play with the newest toys and try on each other and anyone else around before we buy .
Full body massage demos and lessons .
Visiting purveyors of body jewellery and piercers .
Have a "guess what this position is called the Karma Sutra " night .
Just a thought .
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"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.
what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people
Can you keep it warm so we can keep the clothes off .
Have an Anne Summers type evening where we get to see and play with the newest toys and try on each other and anyone else around before we buy .
Full body massage demos and lessons .
Visiting purveyors of body jewellery and piercers .
Have a "guess what this position is called the Karma Sutra " night .
Just a thought .
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you're good!! you an be on the marketing team |
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"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.
what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people
Can you keep it warm so we can keep the clothes off .
Have an Anne Summers type evening where we get to see and play with the newest toys and try on each other and anyone else around before we buy .
Full body massage demos and lessons .
Visiting purveyors of body jewellery and piercers .
Have a "guess what this position is called the Karma Sutra " night .
Just a thought .
you're good!! you an be on the marketing team "
Heh !.
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"Yes must have a jelly pit so we can have The ladies of Fab jelly wrestling championship as mentioned in forum earlier this week lol"
Make it Birds Custard and I'll buy Life Membership....
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"Yes must have a jelly pit so we can have The ladies of Fab jelly wrestling championship as mentioned in forum earlier this week lol
Make it Birds Custard and I'll buy Life Membership....
ted."
Made with cream and I'm in  |
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"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.
what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people
Can I join? I'd like to see a custard/jelly wrestling ring please "
There seems to be a jelly wrestling fetish of sorts on these forums. |
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"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.
what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people
Can I join? I'd like to see a custard/jelly wrestling ring please
There seems to be a jelly wrestling fetish of sorts on these forums."
You wanna be my first opponent??? You can choose the flavour? |
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"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.
what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people
Can I join? I'd like to see a custard/jelly wrestling ring please
There seems to be a jelly wrestling fetish of sorts on these forums.
You wanna be my first opponent??? You can choose the flavour? "
Would love to get all slippery and wet with you, will pick strawberry flavour. |
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"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.
what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people
Can I join? I'd like to see a custard/jelly wrestling ring please
There seems to be a jelly wrestling fetish of sorts on these forums."
Could be the start of a Jelly Lounge |
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"Yes must have a jelly pit so we can have The ladies of Fab jelly wrestling championship as mentioned in forum earlier this week lol
Make it Birds Custard and I'll buy Life Membership....
ted.
Made with cream and I'm in "
Think that could be arranged.....
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"Yes must have a jelly pit so we can have The ladies of Fab jelly wrestling championship as mentioned in forum earlier this week lol
Make it Birds Custard and I'll buy Life Membership....
ted.
Made with cream and I'm in
Think that could be arranged.....
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I think I should be a founding member too Evie please!
(Selfie pic on profile- judge for yourself!)
(NB, for those of you really thinking I look like that, I blame the dodgy filter things on the iPad!) |
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"i am going to start a new club called mingerswingers.
memberships is discretionary. you will have to send me pics and if i think you are too beautiful then you wont get in. it is for the average and the ugly only.
preferences will be respected but so will differences, anyone showing an unpleasant attitude to anyone in the club will have their membership revoked and will be kicked out of the club. this also applies to anything written on line.
who's in??? "
Count me in please,Can we nominate others and have a text vote in or out?? |
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"My bikini bottoms give me a hungry bum...but i do like hungry hippos.
I once swallowed all the balls when i was a kid so my sister couldnt win  "
oh resourceful minx |
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"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.
what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people"
Well, to make us feel at home we'd need somewhere to tie up the whippets and hang our flat caps.
A tin bath with a ring of coal dust would do as the jaccuzi, we usually generate our own bubbles.
Could we have a tripe wrestling pit and a pease-pudding flinging alley.
For the buffet we'd require willicks for the fish course and a family sized bag of pork scratchings for the main course, washed down with loads of vintage brown ale.
Please let us know if we are too up-market for your club !!
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regional nights seem to be in order to cater to regional needs
a bbw night (obvs)
a bhm night (seperate cos letsbe says it cant be the same as a bbw one  )
coffee and cream??
bi night (or should it just be bi friendly all the time?)
what else? |
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