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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I won my first cage fight last week......... fuckin budgie didnt stand a chance!

no but seriously, a 50 inch plasma tv for 100 quid! remote deosnt have a volume button but you really cant turn that down!

but if you want to clear all your debts with one easy payment, buy a shotgun and blow your fuckin head off!

lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I won my first cage fight last week......... fuckin budgie didnt stand a chance!

no but seriously, a 50 inch plasma tv for 100 quid! remote deosnt have a volume button but you really cant turn that down!

but if you want to clear all your debts with one easy payment, buy a shotgun and blow your fuckin head off!

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Ah the comedy club comes to Fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i had that as a txt from 3 different people last week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wife with PMT " Oi do ya want sommat to eat?"

Husband " What choices are there?"

Wife "Yes or fucking no"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two nuns are being ravished.

First nun shouts, "Forgive them father, they don't know what they're doing"

Second nun shouts "wooooohoooooo this fucker does"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got the missus to stop sucking her thumb, I've drawn a cock on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm more d*unk than I thought

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By *zMaleMan over a year ago

penzance

Welcome back to the real world hun XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Welcome back to the real world hun XXX"

sheesh, im totally fecked if this is the real world lol xxx but ty darling xx

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By *zMaleMan over a year ago

penzance

LOL so am I

How many times were asked to get yer tits out ............. more to the point did you ???????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LOL so am I

How many times were asked to get yer tits out ............. more to the point did you ???????

pmsl, nope I was sensible and went to bed at a reasonable hour coz I'm out tonight and don't want to be completely dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wife with PMT " Oi do ya want sommat to eat?"

Husband " What choices are there?"

Wife "Yes or fucking no"

pmsfl at this!!!!!!!!!

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