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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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a women messaged me saying nice cock etc...and asked if i can accomodate and if i live on my own...i said yes....she then asks how big is my cock....i said i dont know because i never measured it because thats the truth....she then goes measure it for me because would like to know how big it is....i go i havent got anything to measure it with...she then replied with ok, take care....what the hell?? can someone explain this for me? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes.
She wanted to know how big it was.
You couldn't tell her.
That wasn't good enough for her.
There endeth the conversation.
(P.s buy a tape measure!)  "
...but what difference does telling her the size make? lol |
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"Yes.
She wanted to know how big it was.
You couldn't tell her.
That wasn't good enough for her.
There endeth the conversation.
(P.s buy a tape measure!) ...but what difference does telling her the size make? lol"
Maybe she's after a specific size. If it were 8 inch it might not be good enough coz she wants bigger etc x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes.
She wanted to know how big it was.
You couldn't tell her.
That wasn't good enough for her.
There endeth the conversation.
(P.s buy a tape measure!) ...but what difference does telling her the size make? lol
Maybe she's after a specific size. If it were 8 inch it might not be good enough coz she wants bigger etc x"
but she saw my pics and was like nice cock...so she obviously likes it.....women ay confusing species |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a site for self gratification, some women can get all the cock they want, some like small thin cocks, maybe they wanna try anal, some like big thick cocks,
your profile is an advertisement for sex, you are a product,
how can you sell something you don't have the details of.
For info, your cock is the same length as the distance between the tip of your thumb, and the tip of your index finger, when they are stretched.
That is when your cock is hard,
this rule applies to 95% of males.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Other options
A) she may be a qwerty wanker
B) 'she' may be a fake profile n it was a man having a quick squirty qwerty. Apparently there are men (allegedly) on this site (so it is rumoured) who pose as women (n I don't mean TVs! )
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe she was wanting to meet someone with a bit of initiative so he could lead the way in sex. "
...so because ive never seen the point to measure my cock i cant dominate in sex......bullllplop!! lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks
or so I have had heard  "
Ohhhh never , who would have thought
and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks
or so I have had heard
Ohhhh never , who would have thought
and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Other options
A) she may be a qwerty wanker
B) 'she' may be a fake profile n it was a man having a quick squirty qwerty. Apparently there are men (allegedly) on this site (so it is rumoured) who pose as women (n I don't mean TVs! )
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.....she had verifications, quite a few actually lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks
or so I have had heard
Ohhhh never , who would have thought
and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever "
.....the cock isn't designed to tickle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks
or so I have had heard
Ohhhh never , who would have thought
and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever .....the cock isn't designed to tickle"
It could if ya stuck a feather in the end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks
or so I have had heard "
Well that wouldn't b a great meet would it? A big cock n a shallow fanny  |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
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"You surprise me you don't know how long it is. "
As a woman i wonder why you would measure it? I know what size my breasts are because i have to buy bras etc. But surely men don't need to measure for clothing purposes?
(sorry i'm quite innocent lol)
Julie x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks
or so I have had heard
Ohhhh never , who would have thought
and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever .....the cock isn't designed to tickle
It could if ya stuck a feather in the end "
...imagine that sex...the contrast, the full force of the cock followed by the tickle of the feather lol |
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"Maybe she was wanting to meet someone with a bit of initiative so he could lead the way in sex. ...so because ive never seen the point to measure my cock i cant dominate in sex......bullllplop!! lol"
It was a theory... Ask her why she won't talk to you, then you'll know. |
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I wouldn't even bother to be honest
Your cock looks nice enough to me
I know some women like nice big cocks but if its already been seen on your pics I cant see what her problem is
You could always come here and I will test it out for her if you like
wink
wink
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For info, your cock is the same length as the distance between the tip of your thumb, and the tip of your index finger, when they are stretched."
Am I the only person who has just sat here and done this and started laughing ...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks
or so I have had heard
Ohhhh never , who would have thought
and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever .....the cock isn't designed to tickle
It could if ya stuck a feather in the end ...imagine that sex...the contrast, the full force of the cock followed by the tickle of the feather lol"
Until you scream because the feather has worked its way up ya peehole ...ooooo mama  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't even bother to be honest
Your cock looks nice enough to me
I know some women like nice big cocks but if its already been seen on your pics I cant see what her problem is
You could always come here and I will test it out for her if you like
wink
wink
xx"
verrrrrry tempting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, how big/small is it? Flop it on your key board. From the left, do you reach F12? I am sooo tempted to try that "
G,waaaan you know you want to...then come back and tell us
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks
or so I have had heard
Ohhhh never , who would have thought
and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever .....the cock isn't designed to tickle
It could if ya stuck a feather in the end ...imagine that sex...the contrast, the full force of the cock followed by the tickle of the feather lol
Until you scream because the feather has worked its way up ya peehole ...ooooo mama "
haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For info, your cock is the same length as the distance between the tip of your thumb, and the tip of your index finger, when they are stretched.
Am I the only person who has just sat here and done this and started laughing ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, how big/small is it? Flop it on your key board. From the left, do you reach F12? I am sooo tempted to try that
G,waaaan you know you want to...then come back and tell us
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doesnt size of laptop make a difference? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some men take pictures of their cocks at very flattering angles to make it look much bigger than it actually is, and your cock may be attractive, but size is important to a lot of women. I like to feel like I have been well and truly fucked, so the bigger the better for me. And with being a larger lady, a small cock does nothing for me as my fat arse gets in the way |
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For info, your cock is the same length as the distance between the tip of your thumb, and the tip of your index finger, when they are stretched.
Am I the only person who has just sat here and done this and started laughing ...
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I did it too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm on mobile too n GREAT NEWS folks - mine reaches all the way across to the 'T' - erect that is of course before all u girlies starting mailing me DEMANDING a meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For info, your cock is the same length as the distance between the tip of your thumb, and the tip of your index finger, when they are stretched.
Am I the only person who has just sat here and done this and started laughing ...
I did it too "
I have taken it to another extreme lol ... I can reach end to end of the sky remote lol am currently off to hunt a lynx can .... back in a bit |
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"For info, your cock is the same length as the distance between the tip of your thumb, and the tip of your index finger, when they are stretched.
That is when your cock is hard,
this rule applies to 95% of males.
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Really? Well put me in that 5%, I have very small hands  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ohhhhh so thats why i cummmm, makes sense now
Nahhhh with my administrations, you would have gone "kaboooom" ...i want it
they all do "
...i best get to the back of the q then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ohhhhh so thats why i cummmm, makes sense now
Nahhhh with my administrations, you would have gone "kaboooom" ...i want it
they all do ...i best get to the back of the q then lol"
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