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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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down at the crem today. They were cremating the bloke who wrote the "Hokey Cokey", when the lid come off his coffin, and he nearly fell out. The real trouble started when they put his left leg in......  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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I was at my local crem today too, seen these 4 blokes walking round carrying a coffin. an hour latr, same 4 blokes and same coffin had passed me 3 times. Just thought to myself.... they've lost the plot.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was at my local crem today too, seen these 4 blokes walking round carrying a coffin. an hour latr, same 4 blokes and same coffin had passed me 3 times. Just thought to myself.... they've lost the plot...."
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I play golf at a course next to the local crem.
Playing with a guy one day as a pair, and at a tee near the gates of the crem a funeral cortege goes in. This guy stops what he is dooing, takes off his golfing hat, bows his head and waits until the hearse has passed before tee-ing off.
"that was very respectful" says I.....
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.... "well, we were married for 20 years, it was the least I could do" says he!!! |
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