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I’ve burnt my cock on the iron!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just trying to figure out how you actually managed this 
a) you tried to iron your pants whilst wearing them
b) your ironing board is really low and your were ironing your boxers naked and your todger fell on the board
c) you thought it wasn't turned on
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If your not taking the puss, no pun intended, do not put any lotion, potion or butter on it!!
Run it under cold water for at lest 10 minutes, if the burn covers an area more than your thumb nail you really need to get yourself seen, pointed and laughed out down your local a&e |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"If your not taking the puss, no pun intended, do not put any lotion, potion or butter on it!!
Run it under cold water for at lest 10 minutes, if the burn covers an area more than your thumb nail you really need to get yourself seen, pointed and laughed out down your local a&e "
Ewwwww he never mentioned it was oozing puss!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If your not taking the puss, no pun intended, do not put any lotion, potion or butter on it!!
Run it under cold water for at lest 10 minutes, if the burn covers an area more than your thumb nail you really need to get yourself seen, pointed and laughed out down your local a&e Ewwwww he never mentioned it was oozing puss!!! "
Haha predictive text  supposed to be piss!! If its oozing puss you definitely need it looking at lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Butter is one of the worst things you can put on a burn.
It should be run under cold water for a minimum of 10 mins. If there is any blistering, the burn covers a large area or white patches of skin hanging off the burnt area wrap it in cling film and attend A &E.
cling film will keep it clean. DON'T use cotton wool as it will adhere to the area.
Also Don't apply any creams on a burn
From your kindly A&E Nurse Practitioner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Butter is one of the worst things you can put on a burn.
It should be run under cold water for a minimum of 10 mins. If there is any blistering, the burn covers a large area or white patches of skin hanging off the burnt area wrap it in cling film and attend A &E.
cling film will keep it clean. DON'T use cotton wool as it will adhere to the area.
Also Don't apply any creams on a burn
From your kindly A&E Nurse Practitioner "
Agree with that - NO grease or creams on burns. Wash with cold water and wrap in cling film until you get to A&E. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Butter is one of the worst things you can put on a burn.
It should be run under cold water for a minimum of 10 mins. If there is any blistering, the burn covers a large area or white patches of skin hanging off the burnt area wrap it in cling film and attend A &E.
cling film will keep it clean. DON'T use cotton wool as it will adhere to the area.
Also Don't apply any creams on a burn
From your kindly A&E Nurse Practitioner
Agree with that - NO grease or creams on burns. Wash with cold water and wrap in cling film until you get to A&E."
Tepid water is what my last first aid course advised. The reason for that is 10 minutes with cold water is a very very long time and many people won't be able to last that long. 10 minutes with tepid water is much more comfortable. |
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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago
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"Butter is one of the worst things you can put on a burn.
It should be run under cold water for a minimum of 10 mins. If there is any blistering, the burn covers a large area or white patches of skin hanging off the burnt area wrap it in cling film and attend A &E.
cling film will keep it clean. DON'T use cotton wool as it will adhere to the area.
Also Don't apply any creams on a burn
From your kindly A&E Nurse Practitioner
Agree with that - NO grease or creams on burns. Wash with cold water and wrap in cling film until you get to A&E.
Tepid water is what my last first aid course advised. The reason for that is 10 minutes with cold water is a very very long time and many people won't be able to last that long. 10 minutes with tepid water is much more comfortable. "
They discussed treatment of cock burns at your last First Aid Course? Impressive. |
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