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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
I have an itch that needs scratching!!!
My herpes has now got out of control, so my fanny lips are on fire and need a good rubbing.
My crabs have boomed and now even in my eye brows, so they are itchy too - can scratch them too if you insist.
My cervix is raw from clamydia and needs a good pounding to pound the shit outta it.
Any offers??????????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an itch that needs scratching!!!
My herpes has now got out of control, so my fanny lips are on fire and need a good rubbing.
My crabs have boomed and now even in my eye brows, so they are itchy too - can scratch them too if you insist.
My cervix is raw from clamydia and needs a good pounding to pound the shit outta it.
Any offers???????????"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I have heard about you before...
Two anglers are sat by the riverbank.
One says"what have you done this week?"
Other says"got married"
"Wow" says the first, "how was your honeymoon Giver her a good fucking?"
"Nope" he replies "she got gonhorrea "
"Oh, did you get her suck you off?"
"Nope, she's got pyorrhea"
"well how about up the arse?"
"Nope, she's got diarrhea"
"So why did you marry her?"
"She's good for keeping me maggots in" |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
Lol
Cold Sore indeed!!!
I can give yu the full crusty lips hun!!!
Scabs and all, hehehehehehe
But the crabs have gotta be shared out, man they reproduce like fuckery, no room at the Inn now!!!!
New homes needed.
Mind yu the fuckers refuse to pay rent!!! :O |
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And its been two weeks .........two fooking weeks.....
going mad here 
