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Escaping from an axe murderer
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or any other sort of murderer for that matter. It's a light hearted thread following another thread.
Cheeky has methods for getting out a car. I'm not so sure.
How do you get away?"
challenge them to a game of hide and seek.  |
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"Or any other sort of murderer for that matter. It's a light hearted thread following another thread.
Cheeky has methods for getting out a car. I'm not so sure.
How do you get away?"
Run like the wind,....and you may have the wind if someone wants to kill you with an axe.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like I suggested it was said that if you are kidnapped and put in the boot is to kick the back lights out and wave your arm out... "
its better if you bought a bottle of steralised milk and tip it all over there carpets the would never get the smell out and all the scrubbing would make think twice about kidnapping someone else
no good for you but hey ho beats breaking someone lights so the police pull them over to give them a producer arrrrrrrr the penny dropped i realise why you kick the lights out
so they get a producer & a £60 fine good thinking although i think my milk idea is better |
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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago
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"Or any other sort of murderer for that matter. It's a light hearted thread following another thread.
Cheeky has methods for getting out a car. I'm not so sure.
How do you get away?
Run like the wind,....and you may have the wind if someone wants to kill you with an axe. "
I'm thinking full on squits at that point
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Offer to take their axe to be sharpened. When you get to the shops.... run like fook.... while lobbing chocolate oranges at his head to slow him down. "
tap them and wrap them first though. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Offer to take their axe to be sharpened. When you get to the shops.... run like fook.... while lobbing chocolate oranges at his head to slow him down. "
Don't go wasting chocolate oranges like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take the hole out of my pocket, at the right time throw on the floor. Axe murderer would fall into, thus letting you escape.
For a lady use the ladder in her tights to climb over the wall, when the axe murderer is climbing up it push the ladder away.
You said they had to be sensible ideas.....did you? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Take the hole out of my pocket, at the right time throw on the floor. Axe murderer would fall into, thus letting you escape.
For a lady use the ladder in her tights to climb over the wall, when the axe murderer is climbing up it push the ladder away.
You said they had to be sensible ideas.....did you?"
If you're wearing fishnets what do you do?
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"Or any other sort of murderer for that matter. It's a light hearted thread following another thread.
Cheeky has methods for getting out a car. I'm not so sure.
How do you get away?
Run like the wind,....and you may have the wind if someone wants to kill you with an axe.
I'm thinking full on squits at that point
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Lol.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"How do you get away?
running seems to be the conventional choice  "
It's too conventional. They always catch the runners. The runners always look back, trip over something and then have to be tortured for trying to get away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lickety! You are a wicked woman! You know where I am going to be later.
So far, none of these posts look like they will be any good to me if it all goes wrong later   |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lickety! You are a wicked woman! You know where I am going to be later.
So far, none of these posts look like they will be any good to me if it all goes wrong later "
I do know but you've met your match.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or any other sort of murderer for that matter. It's a light hearted thread following another thread.
Cheeky has methods for getting out a car. I'm not so sure.
How do you get away?"
Hit them with me crutch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lickety! You are a wicked woman! You know where I am going to be later.
So far, none of these posts look like they will be any good to me if it all goes wrong later
I do know but you've met your match.
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Met my match? I am cowering in my boots.
Now I hear there may be another one to scare me to within an inch of my life.
This swinging lark can be dead stressful you know |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lickety! You are a wicked woman! You know where I am going to be later.
So far, none of these posts look like they will be any good to me if it all goes wrong later
I do know but you've met your match.
Met my match? I am cowering in my boots.
Now I hear there may be another one to scare me to within an inch of my life.
This swinging lark can be dead stressful you know"
Are you assisting all of them then? You are a kindly soul. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd wiggle out of it!!!!  
Actually, if you were faced with an axe murderer I'd be worried about the axe landing on them somehow.
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shhhhhhhhhhh thats the wiggling ... and why would u be worried about them getting hurt, if they had threatened to murder me?? lol |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'd wiggle out of it!!!!
Actually, if you were faced with an axe murderer I'd be worried about the axe landing on them somehow.
shhhhhhhhhhh thats the wiggling ... and why would u be worried about them getting hurt, if they had threatened to murder me?? lol "
They may have had good reason. |
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I have a close friend and technically 'other me' that is quite a good axe murderer and he/we would never let one get away. It's all about setting the scene so escape is impossible.
Am I the only one that has thought of this from Invictus's point of _iew? Pah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd wiggle out of it!!!!
Actually, if you were faced with an axe murderer I'd be worried about the axe landing on them somehow.
shhhhhhhhhhh thats the wiggling ... and why would u be worried about them getting hurt, if they had threatened to murder me?? lol
They may have had good reason. "
u would miss me !!! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have a close friend and technically 'other me' that is quite a good axe murderer and he/we would never let one get away. It's all about setting the scene so escape is impossible.
Am I the only one that has thought of this from Invictus's point of _iew? Pah!"
Of course you are! You are Invictus. |
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"I have a close friend and technically 'other me' that is quite a good axe murderer and he/we would never let one get away. It's all about setting the scene so escape is impossible.
Am I the only one that has thought of this from Invictus's point of _iew? Pah!
Of course you are! You are Invictus. "
True dat.
I'm off to bed my sweet, don't let the bed bugs bite. x |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Been attending Mad axe murderer defence classes for a while now so i know that crying like a baby and begging does work x"
Is there a specific form of words for the begging we should all learn? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smile sheepishly, adjust trousers a bit, tell them I've never cum so quick, it's not PE honest, but really enjoyed it and I'll call them tomorrow.
Trust me... NOBODY chases that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been attending Mad axe murderer defence classes for a while now so i know that crying like a baby and begging does work x
Is there a specific form of words for the begging we should all learn?"
No just your average .. Please please im to young to die .kind of stuff but in a sort of screechy girly kinda way |
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That should do the trick 
