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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohh sounds like my so called mate he fucks about gets caught,she ends it,now she is my f/b and to him im the wanker!!"
Your shagging your mates ex and wondering why he's calling you wanker? Want a clue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey hang on,he was the guy fucking about for the last year,she kicks him out,begged her to take him back (sado) 7 mths pass,so she has to stay true to him!!!!!!,all his own doing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you like to borrow my kipper to sort her out?
Yes please
Would you like to watch
Even better. I'll go get some Pringles. "
And minstrels please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.
There may be a link to jelly wrestling 
I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite."
A woman after my own heart  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.
There may be a link to jelly wrestling
I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite."
What do you mean by milky? Carnation? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.
There may be a link to jelly wrestling
I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite.
What do you mean by milky? Carnation?"
Yes, you whip it in when the jelly is half set. Get it all bubbly and then put it in the fridge to fully set. I might have to go and make some now. It's been years since I have done this.
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"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.
There may be a link to jelly wrestling
I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite.
What do you mean by milky? Carnation?
Yes, you whip it in when the jelly is half set. Get it all bubbly and then put it in the fridge to fully set. I might have to go and make some now. It's been years since I have done this.
or just make with a pint of milk instead of water.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.
There may be a link to jelly wrestling
I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite.
What do you mean by milky? Carnation?
Yes, you whip it in when the jelly is half set. Get it all bubbly and then put it in the fridge to fully set. I might have to go and make some now. It's been years since I have done this.
or just make with a pint of milk instead of water.
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Does it come out bubbly? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Could a few of you lively, lucious, lovely ladies please have a jelly wrestle? Doesn't matter about the jelly flavour just have to be naked and insertions are allowed.  "
It depends what's being inserted. If it's jelly, I'm out.
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.
There may be a link to jelly wrestling
I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite.
What do you mean by milky? Carnation?
Yes, you whip it in when the jelly is half set. Get it all bubbly and then put it in the fridge to fully set. I might have to go and make some now. It's been years since I have done this.
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Not tried that. Only had it poured over the top |
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"Could a few of you lively, lucious, lovely ladies please have a jelly wrestle? Doesn't matter about the jelly flavour just have to be naked and insertions are allowed.
It depends what's being inserted. If it's jelly, I'm out.
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I never thought of that! 
But now I have.... 
Get ya kit off, Lickety, and dive in. It's lime milk jelly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes 
If that's a personal request ... 
Fox come here big boy...
I'll see you in the jelly wrestling pool 
Woo hoo "
Now what have you done to your friend ? |
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This thread is making me smile.
It's reminding me of a friend who's no longer with us but who was incredible. She didn't have any family support when she went to uni so paid for it by jelly wrestling!
Lime was her fave flavour. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Could a few of you lively, lucious, lovely ladies please have a jelly wrestle? Doesn't matter about the jelly flavour just have to be naked and insertions are allowed.
It depends what's being inserted. If it's jelly, I'm out.
I never thought of that!
But now I have....
Get ya kit off, Lickety, and dive in. It's lime milk jelly. "
It's a bit chilly... |
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"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes
If that's a personal request ...
Fox come here big boy...
I'll see you in the jelly wrestling pool
Woo hoo
Now what have you done to your friend ?
An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?  "
No we want to be together |
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"Is this a serious post if so instead of posting here tell the cops surely.
If its a wind up post i ask why  "
I don't think she will have to report me to the police and it was as a result of a funny conversation  |
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"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes
If that's a personal request ...
Fox come here big boy...
I'll see you in the jelly wrestling pool
Woo hoo
Now what have you done to your friend ?
An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?
No we want to be together "
If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?
No we want to be together
If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands. "
You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?
No we want to be together
If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.
You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery."
Think I'm going to have to put a liner in the back seat |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?
No we want to be together
If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.
You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery.
Think I'm going to have to put a liner in the back seat "
Careful, you don't want to come across as a potential axe murderer. |
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An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?
No we want to be together
If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.
You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery.
Think I'm going to have to put a liner in the back seat
Careful, you don't want to come across as a potential axe murderer."
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?
No we want to be together
If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.
You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery.
Think I'm going to have to put a liner in the back seat
Careful, you don't want to come across as a potential axe murderer.
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It's ok, keep him in front of you at all times and have a length of cheesewire with you in the back of the car. Just in case. |
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An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?
No we want to be together
If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.
You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery.
Think I'm going to have to put a liner in the back seat
Careful, you don't want to come across as a potential axe murderer.
It's ok, keep him in front of you at all times and have a length of cheesewire with you in the back of the car. Just in case. "
Was there not a thing awhile ago that if you are kidnapped and put in the boot that you kick the back lights out and wave your arm about... |
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An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?
No we want to be together
If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.
You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery."
Make it vodka jelly and i don't think anyone will care, lol. |
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