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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here
No but I may start a trend here with it as I like it  thought you were poorly   "
This has made me chuckle |
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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here
Nope! Never heard of it here neither.
Good luck with your strategy though  "
I've never heard it dither and I used to live in MK. Think he is telling porkies |
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"O there are some witty people on here real jokers"
Come on you didn't really expect any thing else did you.
If you want a meet for real, place a swingdate in the meet section.
Posting it on the forums will always create jovial banter. |
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"O there are some witty people on here real jokers
Come on you didn't really expect any thing else did you.
If you want a meet for real, place a swingdate in the meet section.
Posting it on the forums will always create jovial banter."
agree with what you saided.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Normally I don't participate in the slagging of other forumites.
But this poor guys getting ripted up for arse paper and I've literally got tears running down my cheeks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually, if he needs to get laided, do I need to get mandied???"
Hmmmm. U may have a valid point there! I guess it really depends how desperate u are to get lickeded, kisseded n fuckeded  |
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"Actually, if he needs to get laided, do I need to get mandied???
Hmmmm. U may have a valid point there! I guess it really depends how desperate u are to get lickeded, kisseded n fuckeded "
Thoroughly mandied! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not goeded outed anded meeted realed peopled insteaded of begginged for pityed sexed on hered?
cosed thed womened hered willed fucked anyoned ated anytimed"
Oh I forgotted it's instashaged innit. |
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"Good luck wiv getting laided - I'm off out shorty to get me leccy bill paided
I ignoreded this thread earlier. Now I am so glad I readed it. I laughded and laughded "
Omg. This has just had me creased up laughing!!! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bitching is really attractive. "
aawww its the typo that everyone is laughing at not you,its been a hilarious thread and its thanks to you,sorry you can't see the funny side of it
If there are posts that are personal to you then thats just because people have taken it the wrong way and they should be embarrassed as it makes them look silly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Glad my morning horn gave you all so much pleasure today. Is that spelt correctly. Hope is okeded"
Hey don't be a defeatist, you are still here...posting and no harm done, but you should think you have entertained us all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Julie that arse would keep me entertained
Are you calling me an arse? Haha
Eek woman! Are u being arseded?  "
Ooo I don't knowed cozed it is tooed confuseded for me-ed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep singing wherever I laided my hat that's my bone. 
Julie, give us a twerk and I'll try and get a better song in my headed."
Ok I am going to twank my twerk just for you Lickety, join in! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I keep singing wherever I laided my hat that's my bone.
Julie, give us a twerk and I'll try and get a better song in my headed.
Ok I am going to twank my twerk just for you Lickety, join in! "
Are we twanking too? That's two things at once. Since mine has more to move around it might prove dangerous. Yours will look better moving around I think.
The thought of my arse twerking has put Fat Bottomed Girls in my head. Thank you Julie.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you had read op property explains a little more.  need pussy now someone help me"
im chuckling here thinking how funny it wld have been if your finger slipped and hit the d instead of s in pussy....yes yes silly i know but im in a silly mood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7"
ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy"
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy""
You sound like tweetie pie lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7"
a world pussy??
jesus, thats some BIIIIIIIGGGG pussy lol |
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. need pussy now someone help me
op property ?
"Yeah you know me!"
Someone please get the reference"
You down with opp?!! You're naughty by nature! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used love that song had it on a tape. Unhear of these days even had a naughty by nature t shirt."
Shouldn't that have read
' naughtied bi nature ' ?? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy""
That makes more sense than pussy to me - a nice shortening of pudendum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today?"
I'll get back to u on this as soon as I can lay hands on my ' how to speak in 21st century idioms ' dictionaryded |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today?
I'll get back to u on this as soon as I can lay hands on my ' how to speak in 21st century idioms ' dictionaryded "
is that meant to be an M or a T in idioms? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today?
I'll get back to u on this as soon as I can lay hands on my ' how to speak in 21st century idioms ' dictionaryded
is that meant to be an M or a T in idioms?"
Ouched  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today?"
Personally I think it's a typo of ladied, the past participle of becoming a lady.
I think you should speak very nicely to manrider or justjodie. I am sure they can give you tips on becoming a lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy"
You sound like tweetie pie lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy"
You sound like tweetie pie lol"
yeahhhh it does. almost wetting meself now laffin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today?
I'll get back to u on this as soon as I can lay hands on my ' how to speak in 21st century idioms ' dictionaryded
is that meant to be an M or a T in idioms?
Ouched "
he got burneded lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm too lazy to scroll up,. Did he get laided?
yes, some travelers came rounded and maded him into a driveway
Not maded................turneded into a driveway................... "
no, cuz once you turn into a driveway, your home lol |
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