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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I wonder why I have a fuck off huge hangover in the morning.........,,
This is a reminder (whilst im still capable of typing) that its perfectly ok to have a huge blow out when certain things happen in life!
Alcohol is never the solution - but fuck it - it does numb the senses, distract you from reality - and let's face it - blur the vision enough to make you think you're dancing with Holly Willabooby when in fact the truth is closer to Anne Widecombe!
And yes - this has just taken me nearly an hour to type!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.  "
Working for me! 
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!  |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th! "
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th! "
You fuck it right back. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?"
We could all sing Soft Kitty. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty. "
Hold that thought til next weekend! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty.
Hold that thought til next weekend! "
You can rest your head on the pillowiest bosoms and have us sing Soft Kitty to soothe your troubled soul. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty.
Hold that thought til next weekend! "
Roll on kent!
Is everyone actually dressing up though?... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty.
Hold that thought til next weekend!
Roll on kent!
Is everyone actually dressing up though?..."
Read the 8 Kent threads. Yes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty.
Hold that thought til next weekend!
Roll on kent!
Is everyone actually dressing up though?..."
The girlies are all sorted apart from their shoes ... 
Us guys are still waiting on the postman  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty.
Hold that thought til next weekend!
Roll on kent!
Is everyone actually dressing up though?..."
Well we are dressing up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty.
Hold that thought til next weekend!
Roll on kent!
Is everyone actually dressing up though?..."
I'm not , I don't do dressing up so I'm wearing a dress  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty.
Hold that thought til next weekend!
Roll on kent!
Is everyone actually dressing up though?...
Well we are dressing up "
What are ya wearing lucy?....  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Stop bloody whinging...this being darn sarf int half bad...have a hangover in Cumbria with only a sheep to sing Soft Kittie n then you can fecking moan...
Caz, new southerner - pass me some jellied eels willya n then tek us up the apples n pears (haven't got hang of cock (ney rhyming slang) yet) |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty.
Hold that thought til next weekend!
Roll on kent!
Is everyone actually dressing up though?...
Well we are dressing up "
Cough cough. I believe you may be overdue sending something  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stop bloody whinging...this being darn sarf int half bad...have a hangover in Cumbria with only a sheep to sing Soft Kittie n then you can fecking moan...
Caz, new southerner - pass me some jellied eels willya n then tek us up the apples n pears (haven't got hang of cock (ney rhyming slang) yet) "
Ya you!!
And quit the PM's guys - thanks and luvs ya all!
I'm off to get thoroughly shitfaced and fuck widdecombe now!
See you in Kent! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty.
Hold that thought til next weekend!
Roll on kent!
Is everyone actually dressing up though?...
Well we are dressing up
What are ya wearing lucy?.... "
You will see in a weeks time Ben |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty.
Hold that thought til next weekend!
Roll on kent!
Is everyone actually dressing up though?...
Well we are dressing up
Cough cough. I believe you may be overdue sending something "
Waiting for the last peice in the jigsaw Ryan then I will send it to you |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Stop bloody whinging...this being darn sarf int half bad...have a hangover in Cumbria with only a sheep to sing Soft Kittie n then you can fecking moan...
Caz, new southerner - pass me some jellied eels willya n then tek us up the apples n pears (haven't got hang of cock (ney rhyming slang) yet) "
You're in West London. Stop ruining the Cockernee - they won't understand you. Wait until you join us in the East tomorrow. If you want jellied eels I'll tell you where to get them and I'll go and get a fro yo instead. |
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Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty.
Hold that thought til next weekend!
Roll on kent!
Is everyone actually dressing up though?..."
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I put on one of the outfits lined up for weekend walked out the room and said this is why I needed shocking pink underwear.. he just smirked and said something on the lines of giving everyone a heart attack.. so that idea has been binned  he can be so heartless at times no wonder i struggle ... |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Stop bloody whinging...this being darn sarf int half bad...have a hangover in Cumbria with only a sheep to sing Soft Kittie n then you can fecking moan...
Caz, new southerner - pass me some jellied eels willya n then tek us up the apples n pears (haven't got hang of cock (ney rhyming slang) yet)
You're in West London. Stop ruining the Cockernee - they won't understand you. Wait until you join us in the East tomorrow. If you want jellied eels I'll tell you where to get them and I'll go and get a fro yo instead."
I'll be honest Lick, show me a jellied eel n you won't see me for dust...fro yo all the way  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"
Alcohol is never the solution
Ya..whenever I hear that voice too I find more alcohol shuts it right the fuck up.
Working for me!
I'm fine folks - still in one piece - just one of those days big time!
Fuck you Friday the 13th!
Do you need a hug? A cuppa? Do you need to be tucked in and sung a lullaby?
We could all sing Soft Kitty.
Hold that thought til next weekend!
Roll on kent!
Is everyone actually dressing up though?...
*********
I put on one of the outfits lined up for weekend walked out the room and said this is why I needed shocking pink underwear.. he just smirked and said something on the lines of giving everyone a heart attack.. so that idea has been binned he can be so heartless at times no wonder i struggle ... "
Ignore him. Wear it and feel fabulous. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Stop bloody whinging...this being darn sarf int half bad...have a hangover in Cumbria with only a sheep to sing Soft Kittie n then you can fecking moan...
Caz, new southerner - pass me some jellied eels willya n then tek us up the apples n pears (haven't got hang of cock (ney rhyming slang) yet)
You're in West London. Stop ruining the Cockernee - they won't understand you. Wait until you join us in the East tomorrow. If you want jellied eels I'll tell you where to get them and I'll go and get a fro yo instead.
I'll be honest Lick, show me a jellied eel n you won't see me for dust...fro yo all the way "
Thank the lord. I had to cross the road going to school to avoid them growing up. It all looks worse when they add the green liquor. Green slime on eels with mash. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stop bloody whinging...this being darn sarf int half bad...have a hangover in Cumbria with only a sheep to sing Soft Kittie n then you can fecking moan...
Caz, new southerner - pass me some jellied eels willya n then tek us up the apples n pears (haven't got hang of cock (ney rhyming slang) yet)
You're in West London. Stop ruining the Cockernee - they won't understand you. Wait until you join us in the East tomorrow. If you want jellied eels I'll tell you where to get them and I'll go and get a fro yo instead.
I'll be honest Lick, show me a jellied eel n you won't see me for dust...fro yo all the way
Thank the lord. I had to cross the road going to school to avoid them growing up. It all looks worse when they add the green liquor. Green slime on eels with mash. "
I'm about to lose my chocolate cake |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Stop bloody whinging...this being darn sarf int half bad...have a hangover in Cumbria with only a sheep to sing Soft Kittie n then you can fecking moan...
Caz, new southerner - pass me some jellied eels willya n then tek us up the apples n pears (haven't got hang of cock (ney rhyming slang) yet)
You're in West London. Stop ruining the Cockernee - they won't understand you. Wait until you join us in the East tomorrow. If you want jellied eels I'll tell you where to get them and I'll go and get a fro yo instead.
I'll be honest Lick, show me a jellied eel n you won't see me for dust...fro yo all the way
Thank the lord. I had to cross the road going to school to avoid them growing up. It all looks worse when they add the green liquor. Green slime on eels with mash. "
BOAK! Green liquor? Really???? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Stop bloody whinging...this being darn sarf int half bad...have a hangover in Cumbria with only a sheep to sing Soft Kittie n then you can fecking moan...
Caz, new southerner - pass me some jellied eels willya n then tek us up the apples n pears (haven't got hang of cock (ney rhyming slang) yet)
You're in West London. Stop ruining the Cockernee - they won't understand you. Wait until you join us in the East tomorrow. If you want jellied eels I'll tell you where to get them and I'll go and get a fro yo instead.
I'll be honest Lick, show me a jellied eel n you won't see me for dust...fro yo all the way
Thank the lord. I had to cross the road going to school to avoid them growing up. It all looks worse when they add the green liquor. Green slime on eels with mash.
BOAK! Green liquor? Really????"
And a meat pie. |
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
Pontypridd |
Hope you have a great night Obi, and when you wake tomorrow I hope you find some comfort in the fact you can't possibly look worse or more hungover than I did the other Sat afternoon when you saw me looking rroouuggh! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder why I have a fuck off huge hangover in the morning.........,,
This is a reminder (whilst im still capable of typing) that its perfectly ok to have a huge blow out when certain things happen in life!
Alcohol is never the solution - but fuck it - it does numb the senses, distract you from reality - and let's face it - blur the vision enough to make you think you're dancing with Holly Willabooby when in fact the truth is closer to Anne Widecombe!
And yes - this has just taken me nearly an hour to type!
Oops! "
Got me in trouble last week d*unk fabbing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"GOOD MORNING OBI , HOW IS ONES HEAD THIS MORNING ?
CAN'T WAIT TO READ WIDECOMBE'S VERI AS WELL
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Ive met her - she doesn't verify !!!!
Shes a class bitch that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im just imagining his inbox is full of offers to cheer him up
A previously untapped variety of look at me? God damn why didn't I think of it first. "
Don't know .... do it now |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Im just imagining his inbox is full of offers to cheer him up
A previously untapped variety of look at me? God damn why didn't I think of it first.
Don't know .... do it now "
I've only just had my breakfast wrap. I couldn't possibly have a shandy yet.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im just imagining his inbox is full of offers to cheer him up
A previously untapped variety of look at me? God damn why didn't I think of it first.
Don't know .... do it now
I've only just had my breakfast wrap. I couldn't possibly have a shandy yet. "
Breakfast wrap ... you live dangerously close to the edge Sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im just imagining his inbox is full of offers to cheer him up
A previously untapped variety of look at me? God damn why didn't I think of it first.
Don't know .... do it now
I've only just had my breakfast wrap. I couldn't possibly have a shandy yet. "
Omg you eat a wrap you must be feeling ill |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Wraps are good. A full nutritious breakfast in a nice little package. Just right to set you up for the day.
If Obi has any sense he will have got one this morning. It will take the Wide-taste away |
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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago
South Coast |
"Wraps are good. A full nutritious breakfast in a nice little package. Just right to set you up for the day.
If Obi has any sense he will have got one this morning. It will take the Wide-taste away "
I just did a little sick |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Wraps are good. A full nutritious breakfast in a nice little package. Just right to set you up for the day.
If Obi has any sense he will have got one this morning. It will take the Wide-taste away
I just did a little sick "
Don't make it anymore depraved than it already is |
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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago
Rockford |
"Wraps are good. A full nutritious breakfast in a nice little package. Just right to set you up for the day.
If Obi has any sense he will have got one this morning. It will take the Wide-taste away "
oh please he is probably still cuddled up to one of the 20 ladies who offered to console hom last night |
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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago
South Coast |
"Wraps are good. A full nutritious breakfast in a nice little package. Just right to set you up for the day.
If Obi has any sense he will have got one this morning. It will take the Wide-taste away
I just did a little sick
Don't make it anymore depraved than it already is "
Wrong Ryan. So very wrong |
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"Im just imagining his inbox is full of offers to cheer him up
A previously untapped variety of look at me? God damn why didn't I think of it first.
Don't know .... do it now
I've only just had my breakfast wrap. I couldn't possibly have a shandy yet. "
a Maccy's brekkie wrap??? the worst thing i have put in my mouth - and i have put a lot of things in my mouth |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Im just imagining his inbox is full of offers to cheer him up
A previously untapped variety of look at me? God damn why didn't I think of it first.
Don't know .... do it now
I've only just had my breakfast wrap. I couldn't possibly have a shandy yet.
a Maccy's brekkie wrap??? the worst thing i have put in my mouth - and i have put a lot of things in my mouth "
heathen ! |
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"Im just imagining his inbox is full of offers to cheer him up
A previously untapped variety of look at me? God damn why didn't I think of it first.
Don't know .... do it now
I've only just had my breakfast wrap. I couldn't possibly have a shandy yet.
a Maccy's brekkie wrap??? the worst thing i have put in my mouth - and i have put a lot of things in my mouth
heathen !"
honest, i could barely finish it....but i persevered x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wraps are good. A full nutritious breakfast in a nice little package. Just right to set you up for the day.
If Obi has any sense he will have got one this morning. It will take the Wide-taste away
oh please he is probably still cuddled up to one of the 20 ladies who offered to console hom last night "
Hahaha this made me laugh |
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