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Your Ideal Mate Should Be
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Three feet tall with a flat head for my drink. Massive ears to hold him by and a very long windey tongue that vibrates when I pull his hair.
I'm still deciding whether he will be allowed to talk and which leg we will strap his enormous tool to.  |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
Someone who has the same passions as me, someone with the same ideals and outlook on life as me. Someone who can tell me to shut the fuck up when I need to be told to shut the fuck up. Someone who will know when I need my own personal space without asking or being told, and just give it to me and respect the fact that I need more personal space than most people. Someone kind, honest, respectful, cheeky, has a glint in the eye and that I can talk to about any old shit - good, bad, serious and not so serious. Someone who won't continually ask "why do you need so many shoes?". Oh and they must be a neat and clean freak!
Fuck me, no wonder I'm single  |
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"Someone who has the same passions as me, someone with the same ideals and outlook on life as me. Someone who can tell me to shut the fuck up when I need to be told to shut the fuck up. Someone who will know when I need my own personal space without asking or being told, and just give it to me and respect the fact that I need more personal space than most people. Someone kind, honest, respectful, cheeky, has a glint in the eye and that I can talk to about any old shit - good, bad, serious and not so serious. Someone who won't continually ask "why do you need so many shoes?". Oh and they must be a neat and clean freak!
Fuck me, no wonder I'm single "
Yep!! Good luck with finding him!!x |
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"Someone who has the same passions as me, someone with the same ideals and outlook on life as me. Someone who can tell me to shut the fuck up when I need to be told to shut the fuck up. Someone who will know when I need my own personal space without asking or being told, and just give it to me and respect the fact that I need more personal space than most people. Someone kind, honest, respectful, cheeky, has a glint in the eye and that I can talk to about any old shit - good, bad, serious and not so serious. Someone who won't continually ask "why do you need so many shoes?". Oh and they must be a neat and clean freak!
Fuck me, no wonder I'm single "
Laughed at this but because it's more true than not.  |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
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"Someone who has the same passions as me, someone with the same ideals and outlook on life as me. Someone who can tell me to shut the fuck up when I need to be told to shut the fuck up. Someone who will know when I need my own personal space without asking or being told, and just give it to me and respect the fact that I need more personal space than most people. Someone kind, honest, respectful, cheeky, has a glint in the eye and that I can talk to about any old shit - good, bad, serious and not so serious. Someone who won't continually ask "why do you need so many shoes?". Oh and they must be a neat and clean freak!
Fuck me, no wonder I'm single
Yep!! Good luck with finding him!!x"
It's ok. I am quite happy single and I have resigned myself to the fact that he doesn't exist  |
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"Someone who has the same passions as me, someone with the same ideals and outlook on life as me. Someone who can tell me to shut the fuck up when I need to be told to shut the fuck up. Someone who will know when I need my own personal space without asking or being told, and just give it to me and respect the fact that I need more personal space than most people. Someone kind, honest, respectful, cheeky, has a glint in the eye and that I can talk to about any old shit - good, bad, serious and not so serious. Someone who won't continually ask "why do you need so many shoes?". Oh and they must be a neat and clean freak!
Fuck me, no wonder I'm single
Yep!! Good luck with finding him!!x
It's ok. I am quite happy single and I have resigned myself to the fact that he doesn't exist "
Apart from the clean and neat freak bit you just described my perfect man. I did find him once..but he wasn't available. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone who has the same passions as me, someone with the same ideals and outlook on life as me. Someone who can tell me to shut the fuck up when I need to be told to shut the fuck up. Someone who will know when I need my own personal space without asking or being told, and just give it to me and respect the fact that I need more personal space than most people. Someone kind, honest, respectful, cheeky, has a glint in the eye and that I can talk to about any old shit - good, bad, serious and not so serious. Someone who won't continually ask "why do you need so many shoes?". Oh and they must be a neat and clean freak!
Fuck me, no wonder I'm single
Yep!! Good luck with finding him!!x
It's ok. I am quite happy single and I have resigned myself to the fact that he doesn't exist
Apart from the clean and neat freak bit you just described my perfect man. I did find him once..but he wasn't available."
what is this mythical creature you ladies speak of 
if your doing a bucket list do not forget the part about putting the toilet seat down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone with a pulse and a cock
i have a massive pulse and a small cock
Lol you sound perfect lol "
i can go all night but im not big enough to make you sore if you leave your knickers on to give me extra momentum |
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"Someone who has the same passions as me, someone with the same ideals and outlook on life as me. Someone who can tell me to shut the fuck up when I need to be told to shut the fuck up. Someone who will know when I need my own personal space without asking or being told, and just give it to me and respect the fact that I need more personal space than most people. Someone kind, honest, respectful, cheeky, has a glint in the eye and that I can talk to about any old shit - good, bad, serious and not so serious. Someone who won't continually ask "why do you need so many shoes?". Oh and they must be a neat and clean freak!
Fuck me, no wonder I'm single "
Shut ...........the ...........fuck ..........up
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I have already found my perfect mate
Fall out once in a while very very rarely but always make up always sees the brighter side of life. Picks me up when I'm down. Go out together and enjoy each others company. Been together some years with a few children under our wing and still say to each other regular how much we love each other. How she puts up with me I'll never know but to that extent my wife is my ideal mate.
Looks can be deceiving. Personalitys are not always as they seem but we read each other like an open book some times. A lot of people would say what a load of croc but I'm a very lucky guy and I tell her all the time
Love now and allways mrs xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall dark and handsome with the ability to tell the truth
Morals ... integrity
Yes I ask way too much"
Oh yes just stick to the first 4 words and you will be fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tall dark and handsome with the ability to tell the truth
Morals ... integrity
Yes I ask way too much
Oh yes just stick to the first 4 words and you will be fine "
See I have to ' settle' once again !!! |
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