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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Come and join us on the dark side.
Since my wonderful trip in time with Funky my Thursday avatar has been infected with part of his beautiful soul.
Come on a trip at midnight on Wednesday and infect your soul with some Funky love for Thursday.
You know you want to. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am already infected...I've got fluff and cheese on my profile xx God and the French know cheese can be evil and dark  
I know I want to too!!  "
You won't regret it.
Thursday's are so peaceful since my dark avatar took over. The rants aren't very ranty at all and I am full of Funky love for a whole day. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Does it mean i get proper injected with some funky love ? "
There's nothing like the Funky love. He puts the beating heart thingy on his messages and everything. That's love isn't it? |
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over a year ago
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"Does it mean i get proper injected with some funky love ?
There's nothing like the Funky love. He puts the beating heart thingy on his messages and everything. That's love isn't it?
Yes totes  "
In that case im in |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Does it mean i get proper injected with some funky love ?
There's nothing like the Funky love. He puts the beating heart thingy on his messages and everything. That's love isn't it?
Yes totes
In that case im in "
I look forward to seeing your Thursday avatar after you've experienced Future Funky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't I just stay in vanilla land?
No. You mustn't.
I like this thread.  "
Ok I will stay on one condition. You have to hold my hand er in a manly geezer type way so to speak and make sure nothing untoward happens to me. (Spoken in a deep voice in a manly way) |
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"Can't I just stay in vanilla land?
No. You mustn't.
I like this thread.
Ok I will stay on one condition. You have to hold my hand er in a manly geezer type way so to speak and make sure nothing untoward happens to me. (Spoken in a deep voice in a manly way)"
It's a deal bro (((MANLY HIGH FIVE))) |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I refuse... he is in my bad books. 
It was an accident! I was d*unk!  "
I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers..... 
Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)  |
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books.
It was an accident! I was d*unk!
I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....
Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet) "
My trousers have a mind of their own. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I refuse... he is in my bad books.
It was an accident! I was d*unk!
I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....
Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)
My trousers have a mind of their own. "
Is that why they keep wandering off?
_muma, how about he takes you back in time to before he behaved badly and you start from there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bit scared to ask, what do I have to do?
Surrender your soul to me (and your fajiner).
Thought I already had  
Ok again then! "
Ok ssshhhh don't tell anyone else |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I refuse... he is in my bad books.
It was an accident! I was d*unk!
I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....
Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)
My trousers have a mind of their own. "
Ah, but were they pressing the buttons? |
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books.
It was an accident! I was d*unk!
I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....
Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)
My trousers have a mind of their own.
Ah, but were they pressing the buttons? "
I have a very dexterous penis. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I refuse... he is in my bad books.
It was an accident! I was d*unk!
I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....
Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)
My trousers have a mind of their own.
Ah, but were they pressing the buttons?
I have a very dexterous penis."
Is that with out without the extendi options fitted? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I refuse... he is in my bad books.
It was an accident! I was d*unk!
I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....
Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)
My trousers have a mind of their own.
Ah, but were they pressing the buttons?
I have a very dexterous penis."
I know sweetie (and the conversation was quite funny too)  |
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"I refuse... he is in my bad books.
It was an accident! I was d*unk!
I know, seeing as it was after 1am, ya fud and as for blaming your trousers.....
Lickety, I could not possibly tell you (he hasn't apologised enough yet)
My trousers have a mind of their own.
Ah, but were they pressing the buttons?
I have a very dexterous penis.
Is that with out without the extendi options fitted?"
d[ o_0 ]b ___(Excuse me mistress, those options are for me not Funky) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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I have a very dexterous penis.
Is that with out without the extendi options fitted?
d[ o_0 ]b ___(Excuse me mistress, those options are for me not Funky)"
Erm, that means I haven't had Funky's option yet. You were very good d[o_0]b. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp
and Soxy is prowling to man love him.
I am first  "
I think in the wormhole thingy all things are possible.
I'd quite like to woman love you and Soxy though. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp
and Soxy is prowling to man love him.
I am first
I think in the wormhole thingy all things are possible.
I'd quite like to woman love you and Soxy though."
Happy days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp
and Soxy is prowling to man love him.
I am first
I think in the wormhole thingy all things are possible.
I'd quite like to woman love you and Soxy though."
He's not in my hole ... yet |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I cant do scary stuff ........... I have a traumatic life as it is - someone come and save me pleeeeese before it's too late "
That's just it, it's not scary once you do it. Come with us, just once. It's easier than putting a pressure cooker on your head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't I just stay in vanilla land?
No. You mustn't.
I like this thread.
Ok I will stay on one condition. You have to hold my hand er in a manly geezer type way so to speak and make sure nothing untoward happens to me. (Spoken in a deep voice in a manly way)
Man hug
Bash fists together
It's a deal bro (((MANLY HIGH FIVE)))"
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Am working on my dark side!! I wish I could switch the light on...I'd get there faster "
It's OK to put the light on. When you get properly dark it absorbs the light and you get used to the dark. |
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"is he batting for my team yet... I have seen a change in him over the last few years... definately more camp
and Soxy is prowling to man love him.
I am first "
View you know I am totes ghey for only one man yo and that's you bro.
As for Sox, well, we travel together a lot. When you span eons together you kind of go with the flow sometimes. But technically it doesn't count if it's in another dimension. |
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"Nom nom!!! How on earth am I supposed to concentrate??
His torso is beautiful isn't it? Especially when you know he's doing the Funky Gibbon."
I am like totally breathing in but you are correct, the funky gibbon is taking place! |
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"Nom nom!!! How on earth am I supposed to concentrate??
His torso is beautiful isn't it? Especially when you know he's doing the Funky Gibbon.
I am like totally breathing in but you are correct, the funky gibbon is taking place!"
I soooo want to be that lollie you're sucking on |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever  "
Has been to look at your collection in stealth mode? He usually leaves a glitter deposit somewhere. He may be jealous of your collection. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever
Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?"
Rubbing up against a fluffy pink woman of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever
Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?"
Im not saying you have pink fluff, i was saying that i had some pink fluff and thought you may have been interested in looking at my fluff....in the interests of science of course |
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"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever
Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?
Rubbing up against a fluffy pink woman of course."
Ah yes, that does happen. |
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"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever
Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?
Im not saying you have pink fluff, i was saying that i had some pink fluff and thought you may have been interested in looking at my fluff....in the interests of science of course "
I would like totally like to have a close inspection of your fluff. IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE IF U NO WOT I MEAN!!¡ |
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"Come and join us on the dark side.
Since my wonderful trip in time with Funky my Thursday avatar has been infected with part of his beautiful soul.
Come on a trip at midnight on Wednesday and infect your soul with some Funky love for Thursday.
You know you want to."
I am ready to move to the dark side on Thursday!! Hehe |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Come and join us on the dark side.
Since my wonderful trip in time with Funky my Thursday avatar has been infected with part of his beautiful soul.
Come on a trip at midnight on Wednesday and infect your soul with some Funky love for Thursday.
You know you want to.
I am ready to move to the dark side on Thursday!! Hehe "
You'll love it. Funky will come and leave glitter and you may have some fairly strange dreams but it's an experience every Funky fan should have.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im not joining this group....he had no interest in my pink fluff whatsoever
Madam Pink fluff has it's place BUT NOT IN MY POCKETS! I don't even wear pink clothes, how does it get there?
Im not saying you have pink fluff, i was saying that i had some pink fluff and thought you may have been interested in looking at my fluff....in the interests of science of course
I would like totally like to have a close inspection of your fluff. IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE IF U NO WOT I MEAN!!¡"
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"Over 3 yrs ago we spent nearly 6 months on a dessert island counting 100's & 1000's....
I'm still on the meds 
How did you know which were the 100s and which were the 1000s?"
That's why it took us so long, and we kept losing count |
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"Over 3 yrs ago we spent nearly 6 months on a dessert island counting 100's & 1000's....
I'm still on the meds
How did you know which were the 100s and which were the 1000s?
That's why it took us so long, and we kept losing count "
It was a worthwhile pursuit nonetheless old chum. There are things a man finds out about himself whilst counting a beach of 100's and 1000's. |
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky"
Soon!
In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.
manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with |
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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago
Rockford |
"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky
Soon!
In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.
manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with"
phwoar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky
Soon!
In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.
manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with"
i think I'd like to give it a good lick then !! |
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky
Soon!
In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.
manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled withi think I'd like to give it a good lick then !!"
Soon!
In the meantime I have taken the liberty of... erm I can't reach. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky
Soon!
In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.
manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with
phwoar "
Ohhh I have come over all particular |
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky
Soon!
In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.
manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with
phwoar
Ohhh I have come over all particular "
*changes name to 'all particular'* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd really like to give your armpit a good sniff funky
Soon!
In the meantime I have taken the liberty of sniffing it for you.
manly - musky - with a hint of antiperspirant - not to be trifled with
phwoar
Ohhh I have come over all particular
*changes name to 'all particular'*"
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"i dont know what im supposed to do
sp tell me and ill condiser it"
Have you seen Funky's soul on a Thursday? Come on a trip of a lifetime at midnight and infect your avatar with a bit of Funky's soul. Deep, dark, scary and utterly beautiful. |
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I have become his bitch, his thing, his love slave....first he makes me add this to my profile: NB: Funky Monkey said that anyone without Cheese and Pocket fluff on their profile is weird...here is me being normal then!!
…..and now he makes me create an evil alter ego of my lovely persona...This man can do things over the airwaves that no other Monkey can do! I need the fairy dust (poudre de perlinpinpin) to keep me happy!! |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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He is the master of disguise,he has a time machine,his work with fluff is world renowned,his words can soothe even the most tortured soul,Ffs!!he even has an ant farm in Spain,and he spreads happiness.
We can only look in wonder,and ask,who is this bastard.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"He is the master of disguise,he has a time machine,his work with fluff is world renowned,his words can soothe even the most tortured soul,Ffs!!he even has an ant farm in Spain,and he spreads happiness.
We can only look in wonder,and ask,who is this bastard.
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Are you one of his sentient profiles? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I will come back when i get my breath back "
He does leave you breathless. I have found you have to distract him slightly when he's sucking the breath out of you. A squeeze of the arse will do it. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No glitter anywhere on sight, and I have looked everywhare! "
The last time he 'came' to my house he left the glitter on my black suede shoes. I didn't find it until the next time I went to wear them. It was weeks.
He's been lost in a vortex today - I can feel the pull but no push. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"He is the master of disguise,he has a time machine,his work with fluff is world renowned,his words can soothe even the most tortured soul,Ffs!!he even has an ant farm in Spain,and he spreads happiness.
We can only look in wonder,and ask,who is this bastard.
Are you one of his sentient profiles?"
We often feel his presence.
DIRTY PERVERT!!!
There's no downside with the funkster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhhhhhh funky, get it off now.....you know it gives me the heebie jeebies
Oh shush you know it draws you to me in the worst way."
It dont ya know. lmao |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
The effect of Funky lurve wore off on Bambi and The 3rd Person earlier this evening. It's holding on the others.
It's been a beautiful day of miserable people moaning and arguing but all is well here. Snails and people squeezing your arse. |
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"Ohhhhhhhhh funky, get it off now.....you know it gives me the heebie jeebies
Oh shush you know it draws you to me in the worst way.
It dont ya know. lmao "
She wans to kiss meeeee, she wants to luuurve meeee, she wants to high five meeeee! She wants to discuss the relative merits of a single currency with meeeee |
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"The effect of Funky lurve wore off on Bambi and The 3rd Person earlier this evening. It's holding on the others.
It's been a beautiful day of miserable people moaning and arguing but all is well here. Snails and people squeezing your arse. "
Alas, I have missed the whining and bitching today, I had issues in the gitter mines of Rylon 5. Fuckers want more cheese triangles. |
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"Ohhhhhhhhh funky, get it off now.....you know it gives me the heebie jeebies
Oh shush you know it draws you to me in the worst way.
It dont ya know. lmao
She wans to kiss meeeee, she wants to luuurve meeee, she wants to high five meeeee! She wants to discuss the relative merits of a single currency with meeeee"
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"The effect of Funky lurve wore off on Bambi and The 3rd Person earlier this evening. It's holding on the others.
It's been a beautiful day of miserable people moaning and arguing but all is well here. Snails and people squeezing your arse. "
Sorry I let you all down but my soul became full of unhappy thoughts!! I still Funky! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The effect of Funky lurve wore off on Bambi and The 3rd Person earlier this evening. It's holding on the others.
It's been a beautiful day of miserable people moaning and arguing but all is well here. Snails and people squeezing your arse.
Sorry I let you all down but my soul became full of unhappy thoughts!! I still Funky! "
Unhappy thoughts are not good. Banish them with a stick. It was a very full moon. It's so bright here tonight, sitting big and fat in the sky.
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