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By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

If a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine a da, it increases her chances of having a stroke.

Give her he whole bottle and she will suck it for you as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have a bottle or two of sauvignon blanc here of you want some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been on the Vodka diet. I've lost two days already.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine a da, it increases her chances of having a stroke.

Give her he whole bottle and she will suck it for you as well.

just been to the offi and got 6 bottles. What do i get for that?

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By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

"If a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine a da, it increases her chances of having a stroke.

Give her he whole bottle and she will suck it for you as well.

just been to the offi and got 6 bottles. What do i get for that? "

what would you like sweetheart?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It takes only one drink to get me d*unk............................... The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

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By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

it's the ice that gets me d*unk!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

specially when ya suck it

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By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

"specially when ya suck it

aye, but what about the ice though, fnarr fnarr xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there's no calories in booze......... Drinking booze doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....

Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeeze I only drink once a month no wonder I can't get to stroke anyone

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By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

"there's no calories in booze......... Drinking booze doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....

Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

don't forget broadpants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We had a streaker in the castle grounds on sunday...

went sailing right past a bench full of old ladies..

Two had a stroke but the others couldnt reach.

boom boom

ohhh pass the gin

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