an inmate has been found guilty of attacking another prisoner in...well..prison...  ...
he appeared via video link and the judge adjourned the hearing to consider the sentence the inmate argued 'cant you just sentence me, i did it, i told you that'
The judge explained that he needed to read a pre sentencing report to understand how dangerous he was to which the inmate blustered 'well, i cant keep turning up like this you know'
wonder what prior arrangements he has  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My fave is the story of a guy in Russia tried robbing a hairdressers, but the owner over powered him, tied him up and used him as a sex slave for 3 days by forse feeding him Viagra.
I can bet any money he tried again when she let him go |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
There was a story yesterday about the man who was arrested on a first date meeting someone from the internet.
He asked her to pay half and she refused. He grabbed her phone, he says to get her attention. He was cleared of all charges. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
