Woo Hoo my cock is actually in the Guinness book of records !
Oh bugger I've got to log off quickly, The librarian is furious and has called the police
have images now of her grabbing the book in situ and saying 'THIS is not how you use it!' and slamming it shut.
may have to change your name to wincingsam lol
if the book had of been shut quickly you would have been in the guiness book of records for real.with the widest cock of tweleve inches and a milimeter thick.