1, You cant wash your eyes with soap
2, You cant count your hair
3, You cant breath through your nose, with your tongue out
4, You just tried 3
5, When you did no 3 you realized its possible only you look like a dog
7, Your smiling now because you were fooled
8, You skipped 5
9, You just checked to see if there is a no 5
10, Thinking of all the fab members trying no 3 is funny
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"1, You cant wash your eyes with soap
2, You cant count your hair
3, You cant breath through your nose, with your tongue out
4, You just tried 3
5, When you did no 3 you realized its possible only you look like a dog
7, Your smiling now because you were fooled
8, You skipped 5
9, You just checked to see if there is a no 5
10, Thinking of all the fab members trying no 3 is funny
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i like it!
warming to the theme of jokes....
ways to order a pizza the fun way...
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
5. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
6. Stutter on the letter "p."
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1. During sweaty sex, men ooze testosterone. And it’s actually a biological turn on for women!
2. There’s almost 500 different types of bacteria in your mouth. Almost 50% of them live on your tongue. So perhaps the French Kiss should be renamed the Twice As Dirty Kiss.
3. One out of seventeen, or 400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right now! So, the world is a rockin’, don’t go a knockin’.
4. Turn up the heat, in every way. The hotter the room, the fiercer the orgasm. Vasocongestion, or the heat flush on your skin, is akin to blushing from sex.
5. Your vagina is also a great swim coach. The pelvic spasms caused by an orgasm actually move sperm up stream towards fertilizing your eggs.
6. Pops likes to get it on. Seventy-three-percent of 70-year-old men are still potent. Whoa, down boy!
7. The endorphins released during sex actually relieve a headache. So that old excuse isn’t just tired, it’s just plain wrong!
8. Back in 1609, Dr. Wecker found a dead man with two peckers! Since, 80 cases of double headers have been reported. But no word on whether or not those guys ever got them both on in a threesome.
9. You can go from zero to 60 fast! The fastest speed a sexy sensation can travel from your va-jay-jay to your brain has been clocked at the Ferrari-fast speed of 156 mph.
10. Erotic asphyxiation didn’t just kill INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence. Cutting off oxygen to your brain to feel a strong new sensation during sex causes around 500 American deaths every year. |
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