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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What do you do to cure trapped wind and the windy pops?
You calling me a fart Missy?  "
Windy not Wendy! I don't speak Scottishty so it sounds like windy when I say windy and Wendy when I say Wendy.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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If I get a bit of trapped wind I do some yoga. You can't do yoga without the air escaping somewhere.
One of our forum friends is suffering and unable to do yoga so I thought you lot might have an answer and provide some merriment along the way.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Windy pops
Never heard it called that before 
What do you call it?"
a love puff
launching a air biscuit
gas
and my favourite is my niece calls it a trumpy bless her she's 21 |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Merryment..?
are you insinuating that forum folk would find humour in such a sensitive subject..  "
Erm, I apologise to all unreservedly. The responses to this thread clearly show how shallow I am and how caring and sensible the rest of you are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What do you do to cure trapped wind and the windy pops?"
Shoulda heard me Saturday Night..let one rip proper!
Hence my username change!
I usually suck them back up my asshole to be polite..I did this about a dozen times, my farts were so stacked up I just went "sorry gonna have to let this go!"
Bhhoooofffff pharrrrrpppp!
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"Merryment..?
are you insinuating that forum folk would find humour in such a sensitive subject..
Erm, I apologise to all unreservedly. The responses to this thread clearly show how shallow I am and how caring and sensible the rest of you are."
did suggest something early on..
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