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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
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Pfft - bored of that topic now.
Let's change the subject.
Suggest a topic for a new forum post - one which has never been done before.
The wilder and wackier the better!  |
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"The Platypus...
They're pretty amazing....
Semi-evolved marsupials?
What about; which dinosaur would you least like to meet?"
That's easy, my ex mother in law!...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Platypus...
They're pretty amazing....
Semi-evolved marsupials?
What about; which dinosaur would you least like to meet?
That's easy, my ex mother in law!... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pfft - bored of that topic now.
Let's change the subject.
Suggest a topic for a new forum post - one which has never been done before.
The wilder and wackier the better! "
How about......... In the event of a nuclear war, would you, or would you not still buy hellman's mayonnaise???   |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"The Platypus...
They're pretty amazing....
Semi-evolved marsupials?
What about; which dinosaur would you least like to meet?
That's easy, my ex mother in law!... "
You mean Idontwannathinkshesaurus?
Or how about; Vampirism as a fetish - is it overrated? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Platypus...
They're pretty amazing....
Semi-evolved marsupials?
What about; which dinosaur would you least like to meet?
That's easy, my ex mother in law!... "
Thats easy for you to say, some of us still have them.
ps green for the envy of your freedom. |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Pfft - bored of that topic now.
Let's change the subject.
Suggest a topic for a new forum post - one which has never been done before.
The wilder and wackier the better!
How about......... In the event of a nuclear war, would you, or would you not still buy hellman's mayonnaise??? "
I like that one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pfft - bored of that topic now.
Let's change the subject.
Suggest a topic for a new forum post - one which has never been done before.
The wilder and wackier the better! "
Ive made an entry. Will the winning numbers be displayed? |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Can you dance without having a drink first ? "
I find I dance better with a drink - in fact, if I have a lot I dance even better - usually in the queue for the ladies' loo. 
Which would you choose?
a) immortality in poverty
b) 5 years left to live in obscene wealth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you dance without having a drink first ?
I find I dance better with a drink - in fact, if I have a lot I dance even better - usually in the queue for the ladies' loo.
Which would you choose?
a) immortality in poverty
b) 5 years left to live in obscene wealth"
If I could give my wealth away I'd choose that......
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you dance without having a drink first ?
I find I dance better with a drink - in fact, if I have a lot I dance even better - usually in the queue for the ladies' loo.
Which would you choose?
a) immortality in poverty
b) 5 years left to live in obscene wealth"
Oh, that's a good one!
I have no wish to live forever nor do I have any aspirations to be rich.
That being said I'd have to opt for B if it came to it. My reasoning would be that given a specific and finite amount of time I'd bloody enjoy it and try to make my friends lives that little bit easier before I went... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about:
If you had a time machine, which historical figure would you go back in time to fuck? And why?"
Joan of Ark, she was hot, especially at the end! |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"How about:
If you had a time machine, which historical figure would you go back in time to fuck? And why?
Joan of Ark, she was hot, especially at the end! "
Well, she was only 19 at the end - so you like 'em young then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about:
If you had a time machine, which historical figure would you go back in time to fuck? And why?
Joan of Ark, she was hot, especially at the end!
Well, she was only 19 at the end - so you like 'em young then?"
No, I like them well done!... |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"How about:
If you had a time machine, which historical figure would you go back in time to fuck? And why?
Joan of Ark, she was hot, especially at the end!
Well, she was only 19 at the end - so you like 'em young then?
No, I like them well done!... "
Ah - bbq sauce or ketchup then? |
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"How about:
If you had a time machine, which historical figure would you go back in time to fuck? And why?
Joan of Ark, she was hot, especially at the end!
Well, she was only 19 at the end - so you like 'em young then?
No, I like them well done!...
Ah - bbq sauce or ketchup then?"
BBQ sauce unless its a fry-up, then it has to be HP...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about:
If you had a time machine, which historical figure would you go back in time to fuck? And why?"
Joyce Grenfell..... because she was very a funny lady who used to make me laugh.. |
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"How about:
If you had a time machine, which historical figure would you go back in time to fuck? And why?"
Last time I borrowed Funky's I ended up shagging Raquel Welch for what seemed like an eternity
I did clean the curtains afterwards though  |
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"How about:
If you had a time machine, which historical figure would you go back in time to fuck? And why?
Last time I borrowed Funky's I ended up shagging Raquel Welch for what seemed like an eternity
I did clean the curtains afterwards though "
You did well, everytime i shag Raquel Welch i only last two seconds. |
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How about 'Who cloned the Pterodactyl that shit on our car windscreen this morning?' or alternatively 'How did an elephant get up the tree outside our house to shit on our car windscreen this morning?' ! |
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"Pfft - bored of that topic now.
Let's change the subject.
Suggest a topic for a new forum post - one which has never been done before.
The wilder and wackier the better! "
You never hear of any actors on Emmerdale Farm getting into hot water... |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"How about:
If you had a time machine, which historical figure would you go back in time to fuck? And why?
Joan of Ark, she was hot, especially at the end!
Well, she was only 19 at the end - so you like 'em young then?
No, I like them well done!...
Ah - bbq sauce or ketchup then?
BBQ sauce unless its a fry-up, then it has to be HP... "
I'm pretty sure she was barbequed not fried. They didn't have the electric chair in those days. |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Emmerdale Farm getting into hot water...
....breaking news......Seth & Amos share hot tub...."
As long as they weren't in the pub at the time - don't want to upset people.  |
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"Emmerdale Farm getting into hot water...
....breaking news......Seth & Amos share hot tub....
As long as they weren't in the pub at the time - don't want to upset people. "
Nah, I''m sure they were strictly backroom boys |
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"Pfft - bored of that topic now.
Let's change the subject.
Suggest a topic for a new forum post - one which has never been done before.
The wilder and wackier the better!
How about......... In the event of a nuclear war, would you, or would you not still buy hellman's mayonnaise??? "
An interesting conundrum since I don't but it now. Would nuclear fall out cause me to mutate into a mayo loving freak?
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Emmerdale Farm getting into hot water...
....breaking news......Seth & Amos share hot tub....
As long as they weren't in the pub at the time - don't want to upset people.
Nah, I''m sure they were strictly backroom boys "
Well, perhaps they set it up in the back entry then? |
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"Emmerdale Farm getting into hot water...
....breaking news......Seth & Amos share hot tub....
As long as they weren't in the pub at the time - don't want to upset people.
Nah, I''m sure they were strictly backroom boys
Well, perhaps they set it up in the back entry then?"
Or they were conservative and never made a splash about it |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Emmerdale Farm getting into hot water...
....breaking news......Seth & Amos share hot tub....
As long as they weren't in the pub at the time - don't want to upset people.
Nah, I''m sure they were strictly backroom boys
Well, perhaps they set it up in the back entry then?
Or they were conservative and never made a splash about it "
Unlike John Profumo. |
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