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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"IS PANTS!!!
Not sexy pants.
Not even washed out grey pants.
BUT BIG FAT SMELLY SKIDDY GRANDAD PANTS
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In tne back of beyond in Scotland, no wifi so on the phone.......pants big style |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"IS PANTS!!!
Not sexy pants.
Not even washed out grey pants.
BUT BIG FAT SMELLY SKIDDY GRANDAD PANTS
In tne back of beyond in Scotland, no wifi so on the phone.......pants big style "
Bonksy - your phone is probably still 10 times quicker then my dinasour laptop with its silly dingle dongle!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"IS PANTS!!!
Not sexy pants.
Not even washed out grey pants.
BUT BIG FAT SMELLY SKIDDY GRANDAD PANTS
In tne back of beyond in Scotland, no wifi so on the phone.......pants big style
Bonksy - your phone is probably still 10 times quicker then my dinasour laptop with its silly dingle dongle!!!!"
As a guy anything to do with gadgets will always see us working 10 times quicker  |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
HEY!!!!
I just realised - i can be a total SLUT and take you ALL up to bed with me!!!
Woooohoooooooooo.
Come on ladies and gents - its bed time in Debz big clean bed. Fresh sheets, fluffy pillows, and LOTS of towels (still not invested in that shower curtain yet!!!) |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"HEY!!!!
I just realised - i can be a total SLUT and take you ALL up to bed with me!!!
Woooohoooooooooo.
Come on ladies and gents - its bed time in Debz big clean bed. Fresh sheets, fluffy pillows, and LOTS of towels (still not invested in that shower curtain yet!!!)"
well im not having the end bit i always fall out  |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"HEY!!!!
I just realised - i can be a total SLUT and take you ALL up to bed with me!!!
Woooohoooooooooo.
Come on ladies and gents - its bed time in Debz big clean bed. Fresh sheets, fluffy pillows, and LOTS of towels (still not invested in that shower curtain yet!!!)well im not having the end bit i always fall out "
No no no - right in the middle for you sexy girl. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"HEY!!!!
I just realised - i can be a total SLUT and take you ALL up to bed with me!!!
Woooohoooooooooo.
Come on ladies and gents - its bed time in Debz big clean bed. Fresh sheets, fluffy pillows, and LOTS of towels (still not invested in that shower curtain yet!!!)well im not having the end bit i always fall out
No no no - right in the middle for you sexy girl. "
ooooooooh fankoo, no carpet burns pour moi then xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get yourselves all settled down then, I'll be up with the tray of oodles of hot chocolate (green and blacks organic nothing but the best for you lot) and lashings of toast!  |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Get yourselves all settled down then, I'll be up with the tray of oodles of hot chocolate (green and blacks organic nothing but the best for you lot) and lashings of toast! "
Green and Blacks - wow - that has got the taste buds sizzling!!!!!
yummy
Plums, give the lady a hand - or two |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"room for an ickle one??"
_muma!!!
Those boobies dont look like a "little one" to me!!!
Get right in honey - may need to have an close inspection first tho - which i am sure plums will help me out with.
PLUMS - we got a queue forming here - more hands needed!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get yourselves all settled down then, I'll be up with the tray of oodles of hot chocolate (green and blacks organic nothing but the best for you lot) and lashings of toast!
Green and Blacks - wow - that has got the taste buds sizzling!!!!!
yummy
Plums, give the lady a hand - or two"
charbonelle et walker is my fave hot chocolate but I can't get it in my deli any more ... BUT... back into bed young lady, your needed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok so thats debz, frmuma, plums, laine and i.....all cosy ..anyone else?
whooooooooooo hooooooooooo Santa got my letter!!!!
I must be dreaming!! i forgot my pjs.......hope thats ok "
I'm gonna need to get my smile surgically removed!!!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"ok so thats debz, frmuma, plums, laine and i.....all cosy ..anyone else?
whooooooooooo hooooooooooo Santa got my letter!!!!
I must be dreaming!! i forgot my pjs.......hope thats ok
I'm gonna need to get my smile surgically removed!!!! "
Just your smile, you think? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?
I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x 
He'll be mobile in minutes! "
mobile???? hell, I'm not sure I can even stand up, this threads got me errrrr excited just thinking about it   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?
I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x
He'll be mobile in minutes!
mobile???? hell, I'm not sure I can even stand up, this threads got me errrrr excited just thinking about it "
you'll be needing broad pants then to facilitate being mobile? |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?
I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x
He'll be mobile in minutes! he may have to be sat on to get a signal "
May need to move the "ariel" about a bit tho.
All these Male/Female connections can sometimes get confusing you know!!!! |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?
I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x
He'll be mobile in minutes!
mobile???? hell, I'm not sure I can even stand up, this threads got me errrrr excited just thinking about it
you'll be needing broad pants then to facilitate being mobile? "
Oh laine!!!! You just made me LOL!!!!
REALLY!!!!!
You get two points for that one!!!! xxx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?
I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x
He'll be mobile in minutes!
mobile???? hell, I'm not sure I can even stand up, this threads got me errrrr excited just thinking about it
you'll be needing broad pants then to facilitate being mobile? "
so your phone mast is activated then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?
I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x
He'll be mobile in minutes!
mobile???? hell, I'm not sure I can even stand up, this threads got me errrrr excited just thinking about it
you'll be needing broad pants then to facilitate being mobile?
Oh laine!!!! You just made me LOL!!!!
REALLY!!!!!
You get two points for that one!!!! xxx"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"who needs a dingle dangle dongle now then eh?
I want Plums dingle dangle dongle please x
He'll be mobile in minutes!
mobile???? hell, I'm not sure I can even stand up, this threads got me errrrr excited just thinking about it
you'll be needing broad pants then to facilitate being mobile?
so your phone mast is activated then? "
I'm an pld fashioned kinda guy, you remember those old early Motorolas???? |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"plums make sure ya get ya dongle in the right slot
I'm very careful, I take my time, if a jobs worth doing its worth doing right ooooooooooooh getting very hot in this thread now
I wouldnt want anyone to get heat exhaustion, I suggest removing clothing , for health n safety reasons well debz hasnt got a shower curtain yet so isuspect theres more than one health n safety issue we need to be aware of "
PMSL!!!!
I do have two snorkles at the ready!!!
No drowning allowed on MY watch!!!!!
Its a cheap watch tho - so fuck it =- no fuck me!!!! lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"plums make sure ya get ya dongle in the right slot
I'm very careful, I take my time, if a jobs worth doing its worth doing right ooooooooooooh getting very hot in this thread now
I wouldnt want anyone to get heat exhaustion, I suggest removing clothing , for health n safety reasons well debz hasnt got a shower curtain yet so isuspect theres more than one health n safety issue we need to be aware of
PMSL!!!!
I do have two snorkles at the ready!!!
No drowning allowed on MY watch!!!!!
Its a cheap watch tho - so fuck it =- no fuck me!!!! lol"
oh il be ok , breast stroke is my forte |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"plums make sure ya get ya dongle in the right slot
I'm very careful, I take my time, if a jobs worth doing its worth doing right ooooooooooooh getting very hot in this thread now
I wouldnt want anyone to get heat exhaustion, I suggest removing clothing , for health n safety reasons well debz hasnt got a shower curtain yet so isuspect theres more than one health n safety issue we need to be aware of
PMSL!!!!
I do have two snorkles at the ready!!!
No drowning allowed on MY watch!!!!!
Its a cheap watch tho - so fuck it =- no fuck me!!!! loloh il be ok , breast stroke is my forte "
40 breasts to stroke ????
I'm gonna get R.S.I. whooooooooo hoooooo!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"40 breasts to stroke ????
I'm gonna get R.S.I. whooooooooo hoooooo!!!!
40? 4 females @ 2 breasts each? hmm, obviously maths was not your forte "
forty, 40, forte, 4, I'm just excited to be in the thread |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"fuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk Noooooooo
okay who did it? 
'twasn't me, I only ever do THAT on a Monday..."
must have been plums as he was getting excited.......ya know what men arfe like for doing that in bed...just be grateful the duvet has slipped onto the floor |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I may just copy/paste this whole thread and keep it forever!!!
you can paste me baby!!!!!
Wooohoooooo "
but he's not allowed to keep you forever. we must all be good fabster's and share |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I may just copy/paste this whole thread and keep it forever!!!
you can paste me baby!!!!!
Wooohoooooo
but he's not allowed to keep you forever. we must all be good fabster's and share "
Sharings the best part |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I may just copy/paste this whole thread and keep it forever!!!
Now that just made me LOL! the wee soul is easily satisfied, bless him x
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4 hot sexy gorgeous ladies???? I'm exhausted never mind satisfied!!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"LOL
if i dragged him up by his dog collar to Scotland he would soon know about it!!!!!
hehehehehehehehe"
he would think he'd died and gone to Heaven. but then we are all angels, lol |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"NN ladies, its been exceptional, TY
NN Mr mobile broadpants xxxxxx"
Laine - you DO know thats how i am gonna think of mobile broadband from now on!!!
AND I LOVE IT!!!!!
And esp more so cos it IS pANTS!!!!!
As the thread started off, hehehehehehe
PANTS
BROADPANTS!!!!
hehehe - sorry - i really have giggled at that - thank yooooooooooooooooooo |
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