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What a load of bolloxs

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Apparently according to US research the size of a man's testicles determine how good a father he will be. The smaller they are, the better a father you will be.

Check for yourself on the BBC news page...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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One of ma balls is bigger than the other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of ma balls is bigger than the other

lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

never seen 2 balls the same size....yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of ma balls is bigger than the other

lol!"

good point!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently according to US research the size of a man's testicles determine how good a father he will be. The smaller they are, the better a father you will be.

Check for yourself on the BBC news page..."

Bollox !!!

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

"Apparently according to US research the size of a man's testicles determine how good a father he will be. The smaller they are, the better a father you will be.

Check for yourself on the BBC news page...

Bollox !!!"

NUTS.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think its up to all us women to do the checking....

all for research you understand

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

"I think its up to all us women to do the checking....

all for research you understand

You can check mine ..........................anytime

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

how do you compare ..

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"One of ma balls is bigger than the other

So you treat one of your kids better than the other ..... nasty man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think its up to all us women to do the checking....

all for research you understand

Ooooo go on then of you must

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can definitely say testicular size will have no bearing on how good/bad a dad I'll be.

I'll be superb regardless O-)

P.s my nuts are great.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just trust me....im a doctor

(she says warming her hands)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can definitely say testicular size will have no bearing on how good/bad a dad I'll be.

I'll be superb regardless

P.s my nuts are great.

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By *eareenaCouple over a year ago

Rockford

Big balls by ac/dc is now playing in my head..

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"One of ma balls is bigger than the other

So you treat one of your kids better than the other ..... nasty man "

When people ask me if I've got any kids, I reply "non that I know of", was it you that night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trust me I have proof here !!!! And that is most definitely, not true !!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One way to test the volume of your bollocks is the Archimedes Principle, the displacement of water.

Top tip : do NOT use cold water.

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

One way to test the volume of your bollocks is the Archimedes Principle, the displacement of water.

Top tip : do NOT use cold water. "

Another way is to just get Peaches to check them out

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"One of ma balls is bigger than the other

So you treat one of your kids better than the other ..... nasty man

When people ask me if I've got any kids, I reply "non that I know of", was it you that night

Cant believe you cant remember me round the back of the baseball ground .....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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I take it you tried this out on ya mutt's nuts first

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I take it you tried this out on ya mutt's nuts first

Lol yeah, physics lesson, afterwards was more comparable to walnuts than peaches.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Cant believe you cant remember me round the back of the baseball ground .....

Yeah, didn't I take you up Shaftesbury st, then the next week I took you up the Arsenal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One way to test the volume of your bollocks is the Archimedes Principle, the displacement of water.

Top tip : do NOT use cold water.

Another way is to just get Peaches to check them out

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Cant believe you cant remember me round the back of the baseball ground .....

Yeah, didn't I take you up Shaftesbury st, then the next week I took you up the Arsenal

That wasn't me I was the one you took to gigs can you remember taking me up the gary glitter show ?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Eeeewwwww nooooooo, not my cup of tea at all really

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By *utty FruttyCouple over a year ago

south wales

I don't have big ball's so I must a awesome dad

(I am lol ) & 1 is bigger than the other so is my girls, must b the bigger 1 4 the oldest & smaller 1 4 the youngest lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trust me I have proof here !!!! And that is most definitely, not true !!!!!!!!!

You have balls ?

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

One way to test the volume of your bollocks is the Archimedes Principle, the displacement of water.

Top tip : do NOT use cold water. "

Well if you put one in water that is near freezing, and one in water that is near boiling, on average they should be ok

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

ok. peaches be gentle with me .. have you a tape measure.. a jug of water ...or a method of your own x

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