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Why did god make woman??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God must have been a woman coz she made man, put him in a nice garden, plenty of nice things to eat, lots to drink and man was happy. Then she made a woman and fucked everything up with her incessant nagging. |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Because everything has to have an opposite and woman is the opposite to perfection (man) xx  "
Well i was convinced up till now women were created to get you a beer from the fridge and a place to park your willy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well god fucked up with men as the cock attachment on them is faulty and droops or shoots before it should. We don't have a faulty part problem. Maybe Toyota made men! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well god fucked up with men as the cock attachment on them is faulty and droops or shoots before it should. We don't have a faulty part problem. Maybe Toyota made men! "
God gave women an extra hole coz one malfunctions every 28 days and the other one is in permanent use!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What you people need is.....
A lesson in religion 
After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely. So, Adam went to God and said, "This Garden is amazing, but I'm starting to get a little lonely; is there anyone that you can send to keep me company?"
God answered, "I have the perfect person. She will help you with almost everything. She'll clean, cook, wash you clothes, be your friend, and even rub your feet after a long day. She really is perfect in every way!"
Adam said, "That sounds great! How soon can you send her?"
God replied again, "I can send her right away, but there is one thing ... it's going to cost you an arm and a leg to get her."
Adam thought for a moment, and then said, "What can I get for a rib?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to believe god was a woman ... but NO WAY would a woman have made this fucking mess......
I concede.... The idiot , self applauding engineer is a bloke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"being an atheist I'm more inclined to go with Darwins theory of evolution, it answers a lot more questions than the so called big bang theory."
I'm an atheist too. God knows I've tried to believe but it just sounds so implausible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"being an atheist I'm more inclined to go with Darwins theory of evolution, it answers a lot more questions than the so called big bang theory."
I once would agree, until I read the version I just posted, now it all makes sense.  |
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