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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.
We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? |
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"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.
We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "
Neither is illegal if you are a pigeon too. |
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"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.
We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "
Smells a bit funny if you ask me |
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"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.
We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "
yes it would be but if you could manage to pull it off Im sure that you would get away with it, hope you capture it on youtube |
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"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.
We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "
A human pooing on a pigeon
I've just thought though, this may get me a naughty step stay. Honest mods it's not a new perversion just my house mate passed it on to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.
We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ?
A human pooing on a pigeon
I've just thought though, this may get me a naughty step stay. Honest mods it's not a new perversion just my house mate passed it on to me "
Via a pigeon?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.
We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "
Have you been drinking  |
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"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.
We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ?
A human pooing on a pigeon
I've just thought though, this may get me a naughty step stay. Honest mods it's not a new perversion just my house mate passed it on to me "
Now let me get this right. Your mate pooed on a bird and gave it to you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.
We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ?
A human pooing on a pigeon
I've just thought though, this may get me a naughty step stay. Honest mods it's not a new perversion just my house mate passed it on to me
Now let me get this right. Your mate pooed on a bird and gave it to you "
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"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.
We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "
Dick dastardly and Mutley would probably know. |
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"Ok so stick with me on this as even writing it I'm confused.
We all know that it's illegal to have a poo in the middle of the high street, well is it illegal to take a poo on a pigeon who then flies off ? "
My Dad used to say that the pigeons used to fly upside down over our street cos there was nowt worth shitting on
Apart from public indecency and litter... or illegal dumping... the RSPCA might have something to say to anybody who poops on a pigeon
I just nearly wet myself reading your post  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Moodypoo, you raise a lot of issues here:
1. why is the pigeon in the middle of the road?
2. why are you pooing in the middle of the road?
3. assuming you manage to poo directly onto the pigeon what will you use to wipe as the pigeon is now soiled?
4. what happens if the pigeon can't take off once you have pooed on it?
and finally,
5. what if someone posts it on youpooed? |
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"Moodypoo, you raise a lot of issues here:
1. why is the pigeon in the middle of the road?
2. why are you pooing in the middle of the road?
3. assuming you manage to poo directly onto the pigeon what will you use to wipe as the pigeon is now soiled?
4. what happens if the pigeon can't take off once you have pooed on it?
and finally,
5. what if someone posts it on youpooed?"
youpooed!  |
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