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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ...

Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I did something similar after I got a message

I can't remember the exact text but I chuckled whilst writing it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I really want to post but I'm not allowed to

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


" I really want to post but I'm not allowed to "

But it's you ......so gooo onnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No but i did once mail someone saying

Hi dorris here in your area wanna meet now?

I am clean and have a nice fanny

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Nope. Maybe I should!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"No but i did once mail someone saying

Hi dorris here in your area wanna meet now?

I am clean and have a nice fanny"

you forgot genuine.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No but i did once mail someone saying

Hi dorris here in your area wanna meet now?

I am clean and have a nice fanny

you forgot genuine......."

And discreet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I really want to post but I'm not allowed to

But it's you ......so gooo onnnnnnn "

Please make my fantasy come true and tell me you're talking about narrow gauge railways, and that mavis is in fact some beautiful old steam train with a boiler to die for ? Any chance I can inundate you with tartan flask pics ? God I feel good knowing there's women out there into narrow gauge.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

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By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford

i always message

"hi mavis would u like to try my purple headed womb ferret".

most reply "how rude my names not Mavis" don't cut and paste

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

"

Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

"

Dont burst his bubble hes already getting his anorak on.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know ! "

Tunnel vision ...... fnarrrr !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

Dont burst his bubble hes already getting his anorak on."

Well he can forget the narrow guage .. I could demonstrate how to keep a tartan flask warm on the outside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know !

Tunnel vision ...... fnarrrr !"

you crossed the line there...get it ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

Dont burst his bubble hes already getting his anorak on."

My mum told me to stay warm and stick up to bullies like you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know !

Tunnel vision ...... fnarrrr !you crossed the line there...get it ha "

I'm always on my guard! oooer missus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

User no longer on site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know !

Tunnel vision ...... fnarrrr !you crossed the line there...get it ha

I'm always on my guard! oooer missus"

easy tiger wait for the signal

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know !

Tunnel vision ...... fnarrrr !you crossed the line there...get it ha

I'm always on my guard! oooer missuseasy tiger wait for the signal"

First Class Under Carriage !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

Dont burst his bubble hes already getting his anorak on.

My mum told me to stay warm and stick up to bullies like you "

I was trying to help you....my mum told never do favours for boys...it only leads to disapointment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

Dont burst his bubble hes already getting his anorak on.

My mum told me to stay warm and stick up to bullies like you

I was trying to help you....my mum told never do favours for boys...it only leads to disapointment "

She was trying to keep you on track

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry Coostew ......

I meant a tight fanwah ......

Ewwwww you gals are nothing but chuffing sex obsessed perverts ya know !

Tunnel vision ...... fnarrrr !you crossed the line there...get it ha

I'm always on my guard! oooer missuseasy tiger wait for the signal

First Class Under Carriage !"

Ill be on GUARD with comments like that

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im all up for a bit of hump shunting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have boiler... See me pull!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im all up for a bit of hump shunting "
all of this is making me ill....could be the end of the line for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have boiler... See me pull! "

Tickets please

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By *enithWoman  over a year ago

closer than you think

I love a good stoking !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

See there's a lot of closet train spotters in here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ...

Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ?"

I wish that I got messages with that many words in.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"See there's a lot of closet train spotters in here"

Have you hit the buffers yet?

I think we should devise a standard message we can cut and paste as a first introduction. The number I get that are the same from men makes me think there was a thread where they did just that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I actually sent a 'fancy a fuck' message today - well - that's what I wanted! couldn't quite bring myself to type it! even though I know have shared some secrets with the chap before x

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ...

Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ?"

Ooooooooo roomy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See there's a lot of closet train spotters in here

Have you hit the buffers yet?

I think we should devise a standard message we can cut and paste as a first introduction. The number I get that are the same from men makes me think there was a thread where they did just that.

"

I think that's a brilliant idea for girl power. Randomly pick men and cut paste messages to clog our inboxes up.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

What would be in your proforma mail messages girls ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I actually sent a 'fancy a fuck' message today - well - that's what I wanted! couldn't quite bring myself to type it! even though I know have shared some secrets with the chap before x

"

this works well

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

LOl I do send one person fancy a fuck messages sometimes I get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"LOl I do send one person fancy a fuck messages sometimes I get lucky "

very selective with my fancy a fuck invitations. lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"See there's a lot of closet train spotters in here

Have you hit the buffers yet?

I think we should devise a standard message we can cut and paste as a first introduction. The number I get that are the same from men makes me think there was a thread where they did just that.

I think that's a brilliant idea for girl power. Randomly pick men and cut paste messages to clog our inboxes up.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

What would be in your proforma mail messages girls ?"

I'll work on this after Tinker, Tailor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feel free to use the phrase "Fanoir like a well tailored velvet sock, plush and luxuriant"

You've made me laugh this morning, thanks all

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Feel free to use the phrase "Fanoir like a well tailored velvet sock, plush and luxuriant"

You've made me laugh this morning, thanks all "

I like velvet, plush and luxuriant. I shall have to weave these into the standard cut and paste for women to use. Be back soon.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ...

Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ?"

Hahaha, love it!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself.

We have:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can we get back on track and keep to the point.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself.

We have:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick"

You missed out...

Hey there.

What are you wearing.

Also, can you ladies include a close up of your fangina with a sky remote stuffed up it? So we can see which buttons you can take it up to as a guide.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself.

We have:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick

You missed out...

Hey there.

What are you wearing.

Also, can you ladies include a close up of your fangina with a sky remote stuffed up it? So we can see which buttons you can take it up to as a guide."

Should the picture be the only one with the message or save it for the follow up message?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can we get back on track and keep to the point. "

Have you got dispensation from Granny to be a woman?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes and it's special just like me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself.

We have:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick"

I particularly like 3 & 4.

Despite not showing a face pic it will make me feel good knowing you think that.

As for 4, it takes me that long to get to the nearest road, but boy it'll be an exciting drive to the end of my lane

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"LOl I do send one person fancy a fuck messages sometimes I get lucky

very selective with my fancy a fuck invitations. lol "

So am I

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself.

We have:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick

I particularly like 3 & 4.

Despite not showing a face pic it will make me feel good knowing you think that.

As for 4, it takes me that long to get to the nearest road, but boy it'll be an exciting drive to the end of my lane "

You should be waiting at the end of your lane for the call, just as we are always in stockings, heels and make up for message number 4.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself.

We have:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick

You missed out...

Hey there.

What are you wearing.

Also, can you ladies include a close up of your fangina with a sky remote stuffed up it? So we can see which buttons you can take it up to as a guide.

Should the picture be the only one with the message or save it for the follow up message?

"

The only pic obviously. We've no interest in the rest of your body at all. But if you must send a follow up pic can you make it a selfie in front of a dirty bathroom mirror in poor light with the camera set to the lowest resolution possible please?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself.

We have:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick

You missed out...

Hey there.

What are you wearing.

Also, can you ladies include a close up of your fangina with a sky remote stuffed up it? So we can see which buttons you can take it up to as a guide.

Should the picture be the only one with the message or save it for the follow up message?

The only pic obviously. We've no interest in the rest of your body at all. But if you must send a follow up pic can you make it a selfie in front of a dirty bathroom mirror in poor light with the camera set to the lowest resolution possible please?"

With the flash obscuring the face?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself.

We have:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick"

HALF AN HOUR - Blimey woman! Do u think we men are machines??? or maybe after the fuck we gonna hold hands for 27 minutes? ?????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

With the flash obscuring the face?"

Only if it won't put you out too much.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself.

We have:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick

HALF AN HOUR - Blimey woman! Do u think we men are machines??? or maybe after the fuck we gonna hold hands for 27 minutes? ?????"

Don't be daft, that's total time for the journey, the deed and the goodbye!

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ...

Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ?"

Actually, my inbox contained an all-time record today - the message consisted of, and I quote:

?x

End quote.

Good job he remembered the kiss, I might've mistaken him for a gormless little prick otherwise..........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself.

We have:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick

I particularly like 3 & 4.

Despite not showing a face pic it will make me feel good knowing you think that.

As for 4, it takes me that long to get to the nearest road, but boy it'll be an exciting drive to the end of my lane

You should be waiting at the end of your lane for the call, just as we are always in stockings, heels and make up for message number 4. "

yeah yeah I'm getting this female thing now.

You guys are like thunderbirds.....or the Angels from captain Scarlett waiting to respond for any horny distress signal around the country.

Man, people like you need medals. Throws up a salute to the women of fab.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ...

Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ?

Actually, my inbox contained an all-time record today - the message consisted of, and I quote:

?x

End quote.

Good job he remembered the kiss, I might've mistaken him for a gormless little prick otherwise.........."

Personally I think it has an air of mystery which is always very seductive.....I'd have been compelled to pursue with wanton abandon

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ...

Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ?

Actually, my inbox contained an all-time record today - the message consisted of, and I quote:

?x

End quote.

Good job he remembered the kiss, I might've mistaken him for a gormless little prick otherwise..........

Personally I think it has an air of mystery which is always very seductive.....I'd have been compelled to pursue with wanton abandon "

So I should add "?x" to the list of cut and paste messages for women to use?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you ever messaged a bloke and said something along the lines of ...

Hi, Mavis 5 and a half inches deep and narrow guage ?

Actually, my inbox contained an all-time record today - the message consisted of, and I quote:

?x

End quote.

Good job he remembered the kiss, I might've mistaken him for a gormless little prick otherwise..........

Personally I think it has an air of mystery which is always very seductive.....I'd have been compelled to pursue with wanton abandon

So I should add "?x" to the list of cut and paste messages for women to use?

"

It will draw in the more inquisitive and deep thinkers you think not ?/

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

After minimal consultation we have the not very definitive list of quick messages for women to send to men. They are:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick

5. Hey what ya wearing

6. x?

You should attach a picture of your foof (popular forum term) with a Sky remote inserted to show depth and width. Or You may send a dark, grainy, obscure selfie taken in the bathroom clearly showing a streaked and dirty mirror, either as the first image or follow up. Flash image where the face should be if at all possible.

Women of Fab Unite. If we each send 50 of these a day for the next few days we should have covered all of the men in the site and be ready to resend to those recalcitrant, ungrateful sods who ignore the message the first time they get it.

Please do report on your success.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

there are a large percentage of men who don't read the forums. I am so intrigued about the reactions these messages will get !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had to review the standard message after reading some from men, just to remind myself.

We have:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick

HALF AN HOUR - Blimey woman! Do u think we men are machines??? or maybe after the fuck we gonna hold hands for 27 minutes? ?????

Don't be daft, that's total time for the journey, the deed and the goodbye!"

PHEW! Thanx for enlightening. I was seriously questioning my technique n if u are free for 31 minutes it would give me time to wipe me cock on ya curtains too???

Just my little memento to u to remind u just, how grateful u should b for having had the pleasure of me

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" there are a large percentage of men who don't read the forums. I am so intrigued about the reactions these messages will get !"

No one is taking up the challenge yet.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have sent two one liners out there. So far it's a 50% success rate. I can see why men do this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its a figures game.... Literally

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Its a figures game.... Literally"

100% success now!

I'm thinking of selecting 26 men with user names from A-Z for a proper test. Except it feels like hard work to trawl through the user names.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just randomly pick names of men online.

It'll be an interesting social experiment.

I may even develop a male proforma message and fire it out to 50 random ladies to test and compare results.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just randomly pick names of men online.

It'll be an interesting social experiment.

I may even develop a male proforma message and fire it out to 50 random ladies to test and compare results."

That would be cruel. I should at least have a modicum of interest in them. I've found a V but there are just too many with b and s.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmm you have a point.......Although juxtaposing,do you think all the ladies are contacted by people who genuinely have interest, or is it simply a case of checking who's near and has a profile ?

Very magnanimous of you to be careful of who you select for junk mail though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you also sending abusive mails when you're turned down? Also, now you're doing this are we to expect threads from you along the lines of "is it not polite to reply" or "Some people are so rude"?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are you also sending abusive mails when you're turned down? Also, now you're doing this are we to expect threads from you along the lines of "is it not polite to reply" or "Some people are so rude"?"

I have only sent two so far, one was a very safe bet and the other was instead of a wank, I mean wink.

I might need help compiling the list of 26 names.

I don't think I will start threads but a few ranty status updates seem par for the course. Especially when I get blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you also sending abusive mails when you're turned down? Also, now you're doing this are we to expect threads from you along the lines of "is it not polite to reply" or "Some people are so rude"?

I have only sent two so far, one was a very safe bet and the other was instead of a wank, I mean wink.

I might need help compiling the list of 26 names.

I don't think I will start threads but a few ranty status updates seem par for the course. Especially when I get blocked."

Oh yes, try "Sum men are so up themselfs, even 1s that wunt get lookd at twice in a pub"

Or "********* is a FAKE! Evry1 beware!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I might need help compiling the list of 26 names.

I don't think I will start threads but a few ranty status updates seem par for the course. Especially when I get blocked.

Oh yes, try "Sum men are so up themselfs, even 1s that wunt get lookd at twice in a pub"

Or "********* is a FAKE! Evry1 beware!""

Will do. I'll try and learn text speak and bad spelling ready for the day I have to post.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

J0die, my first one liner fail timewaster status.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bumped for someone wanting to know the one liners for women to use.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This social experiment still going ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"After minimal consultation we have the not very definitive list of quick messages for women to send to men. They are:

1. Hmmm gawjus my pussy aches for you

2. Can't wait to get my gob round that cock

3. Fuk just had to say you're the best looking bloke on here

4. Free now for half hour so get here quick

5. Hey what ya wearing

6. x?

You should attach a picture of your foof (popular forum term) with a Sky remote inserted to show depth and width. Or You may send a dark, grainy, obscure selfie taken in the bathroom clearly showing a streaked and dirty mirror, either as the first image or follow up. Flash image where the face should be if at all possible.

Women of Fab Unite. If we each send 50 of these a day for the next few days we should have covered all of the men in the site and be ready to resend to those recalcitrant, ungrateful sods who ignore the message the first time they get it.

Please do report on your success.

"

Ohhh my stars I damn near choked on my coffee!!

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah well don't go sending me any of this stuff I get enough junk mail without you lot clogging me box up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"J0die, my first one liner fail timewaster status. "

How dare he! How dare he have something better to do?!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"J0die, my first one liner fail timewaster status.

How dare he! How dare he have something better to do?!"

I know!!!

Social experimentation has been a bit hit and miss. I've only sent it to forum folk so far. The real experiment has yet to start.

Women, I need your help.

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By *o-jCouple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"J0die, my first one liner fail timewaster status.

How dare he! How dare he have something better to do?!

I know!!!

Social experimentation has been a bit hit and miss. I've only sent it to forum folk so far. The real experiment has yet to start.

Women, I need your help.

How may I help ?

"

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"J0die, my first one liner fail timewaster status.

How dare he! How dare he have something better to do?!

I know!!!

Social experimentation has been a bit hit and miss. I've only sent it to forum folk so far. The real experiment has yet to start.

Women, I need your help.

How may I help ?

"

Send any of the one liners above to men and report the response rate.

And (ok or) choose some of the A-Z of men for me to send them a one liner.

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