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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that) 
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
ha ha ha ha they don't exist lol |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops
ha ha ha ha they don't exist lol"
They do they are just all feckin taken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
I'd meet you every week if you were closer!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blimey are u ladies all exposing as a myth the urban belief all males have that u spend yr lives vertical n while one gent is 'obliging' - u are lining up the next from an extensive list of available choices??? 
Well as they say - ' I never knew dat '! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blimey are u ladies all exposing as a myth the urban belief all males have that u spend yr lives vertical n while one gent is 'obliging' - u are lining up the next from an extensive list of available choices???
Well as they say - ' I never knew dat '!"
Oops technical error correction -HORIZONTAL (lol), |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
WEll send me a message and i will see if i can fit you sometime this week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
Well if you hadnt got me d*unk and out till 6 am id have had the energy to do a strap on job.
Selfish bitch! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops
Well if you hadnt got me d*unk and out till 6 am id have had the energy to do a strap on job.
Selfish bitch!"
You still not shaved your hairy chest lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops
Well if you hadnt got me d*unk and out till 6 am id have had the energy to do a strap on job.
Selfish bitch!
You still not shaved your hairy chest lol "
Mines all shave with just a little snake trail  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
really, have i woken up on the 1st of april
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops
Well if you hadnt got me d*unk and out till 6 am id have had the energy to do a strap on job.
Selfish bitch!
You still not shaved your hairy chest lol "
Ffs dont want much....will do it for kent....what about my bum? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops
really, have i woken up on the 1st of april
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No you fecking have not....I have a good mind to get on a plane to Ireland and smack your bum!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops
really, have i woken up on the 1st of april
No you fecking have not....I have a good mind to get on a plane to Ireland and smack your bum!!! "
If you video and sell the video it pay for air fiar with easy i bet.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops
really, have i woken up on the 1st of april
No you fecking have not....I have a good mind to get on a plane to Ireland and smack your bum!!! "
but I might enjoy that to much
where did I leave that instant chest grow, I know its around here some where |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Telling ya
I put a thread up the other week.. .mithered day and night to meet but put a meet up........(tumble)
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i'd meet you! just need a place and travel sorting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...
If can I cuddle you, then kiss and nibble you all over first and I am up for it.
Aww thanks kenny "
any time xx  |
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
ask politely. That's usually all it takes |
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
ask politely. That's usually all it takes |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"perhaps youve blocked deleted and ignored them all
Perhaps  "
Just too picky you see. If we're horny all filters must be removed, all messages answered, and lingerie and stockings must be on in preparation for the onslaught of messages. |
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
How about a shortarse with not a hair on my chest, an average cock and a face only a mother could love?
*checks diary*
I can squeeze you in on Friday, is that ok?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
I must be a short 6 footer, with no hair on my chest, which means I am hallucinating as I see hair there and I have a pathetic knob. Plus I am a munter. If that's a woman's preference on here  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"perhaps youve blocked deleted and ignored them all
Perhaps
Just too picky you see. If we're horny all filters must be removed, all messages answered, and lingerie and stockings must be on in preparation for the onslaught of messages. "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...
I didn't but you've just talked me into it you smooth talking bastard "
And your avatar has talked me into a perv session. |
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
I'm coming to a town near you the weekending 2nd & 3rd Nov  |
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"Youre all at wrong end of country!!must be a case of the men in southern England and all the ladies in the north!!sods law strikes again xx"
I agree. All the lovely ladies need to do is to go South. Once here, we'd like to do the same! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...
I didn't but you've just talked me into it you smooth talking bastard
And your avatar has talked me into a perv session.
That's not his bum.... "
Oi stop spreading rumours it's all mine and paid for but it is available for hire  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...
I didn't but you've just talked me into it you smooth talking bastard
And your avatar has talked me into a perv session.
That's not his bum....
Oi stop spreading rumours it's all mine and paid for but it is available for hire "
Oh goes and gets me 10 inch strap on ready lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
well i have a hairy chest i will not comment on my looks or my cock but i know i am vertically challenged lol x sorry xx |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops
well i have a hairy chest i will not comment on my looks or my cock but i know i am vertically challenged lol x sorry xx "
Still hot though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops
well i have a hairy chest i will not comment on my looks or my cock but i know i am vertically challenged lol x sorry xx
Still hot though "
awwww bless your cotton panties x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be pro active.....lots pf sexy guys matching your description out there....seek and ye shall find! "
I'm not sure why but I'm compelled to buy green and purple paint just to meet your challenge  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Be pro active.....lots pf sexy guys matching your description out there....seek and ye shall find!
I'm not sure why but I'm compelled to buy green and purple paint just to meet your challenge "
Orange with gold glitter would suffice.  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Be pro active.....lots pf sexy guys matching your description out there....seek and ye shall find!
I'm not sure why but I'm compelled to buy green and purple paint just to meet your challenge "
You paint in glitter would be hot... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Shame ya so far away :-/
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"What does a gal have to do around here To get a meet around here....all I ask is that they are tall..older hairy chest and a fantastic cock...ohh and decent looking....that is all..am I really that scary and mad..(don't answer that)
Tongue firmly in cheek
Shame ya so far away :-/
Yours sincerely
A rather sexually frustrated ..._isscheekychops "
I know but I am sure you will get over the heart break... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway back to the thread anyone fancy a shag...
I didn't but you've just talked me into it you smooth talking bastard
And your avatar has talked me into a perv session.
That's not his bum....
Oi stop spreading rumours it's all mine and paid for but it is available for hire
Oh goes and gets me 10 inch strap on ready lol "
You will need a friend to hold me down and a pillow for me to bite and cry in to ... but I'm game! |
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