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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was listening to some lads at work chatting during their break, discussing the hotties in the newspaper. They were rated as 'ner shes minging to 'she's well dirty' The minging ones were gorgeous to me! So I asked why one's more shaggable than the other when they were all relatively beautiful and they they all agreed that the dirty ones would be up for it and others were too pretty and polished. Niss cole got mentioned as not one you want to shag either as she's like 'ya sister'.
Well I thought about celebs I think are fanciable, but I couldnt imagine them having sex or being sexy and these are the ones I came up with
Noel Edmonds - never even struck me as being sexy even when he was a heart throb dj and my mates were mad on him in the 70's. I just can't envisage him shagging!
Lenny Henry I can't imagine him being passionate or giving you a hard one either!
George Clooney... I know you'll think Im mad but I dont think hes got a good one in him at all!!!
Simon Cowell... I think he'll be lazy as hell and very inattentive to your clit!!
So who do you think is considered a looker, but you can't imagine in a sexy situation? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm so bored with the 'Celebs' I don't like being told who to fancy or what daft pop record to buy.
I like the ladies on BBC2's Grumpy Old Women - they're funny and fanciable (well some of 'em)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm so bored with the 'Celebs' I don't like being told who to fancy or what daft pop record to buy.
I like the ladies on BBC2's Grumpy Old Women - they're funny and fanciable (well some of 'em) "
Oh I love that - grumpy young men is funny too the old grumpy men are boring and grumpy old men.
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"I'm so bored with the 'Celebs' I don't like being told who to fancy or what daft pop record to buy.
I like the ladies on BBC2's Grumpy Old Women - they're funny and fanciable (well some of 'em)
Oh I love that - grumpy young men is funny too the old grumpy men are boring and grumpy old men.
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Fern Britain.......or is it Fern cotton? Oooo well one of them or both if they fancy a MFF |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pete Burns and Katie Price  "
See takes a fellow geordie to get the game hahahaha.. Im with you on both of those. Imagine them both in bed together... clueless... |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
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"Pete Burns and Katie Price
See takes a fellow geordie to get the game hahahaha.. Im with you on both of those. Imagine them both in bed together... clueless..."
would never get to the bed they would be to busy fighting over the mirror  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pete Burns and Katie Price
See takes a fellow geordie to get the game hahahaha.. Im with you on both of those. Imagine them both in bed together... clueless..."
Imagine if they had kids |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ben Shepherd
Ben Afleck
Hugh Grant
Chris Rock
Barack Obama
Jay-Z
Ashley Cole
John Terry
Boris Becker...
I could be here all night but not with any of the above! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cant believe people have said fearne cotton. id marry her tomorrow, and id never get bored 
her nostrils are funny  lol"
thats all im going to be looking for next time i see her now! damn you!
like when someone told me about angelina jolie's weird arms. |
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"cant believe people have said fearne cotton. id marry her tomorrow, and id never get bored
her nostrils are funny lol
thats all im going to be looking for next time i see her now! damn you!
like when someone told me about angelina jolie's weird arms."
muwah ha ha my evil plan to put people off pretty girls is working 
and i am like that with Whoopi Goldberg - all i see are her non eyeborws |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"Its a list of celebs you DON'T feel would be sexy in bed who are considered attractive not the ones you wanna do. Pay attention!!!"
Thora Herd & Cathy Staff Cut mi willy off first! (See attention paid) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"cant believe people have said fearne cotton. id marry her tomorrow, and id never get bored
her nostrils are funny lol
thats all im going to be looking for next time i see her now! damn you!
like when someone told me about angelina jolie's weird arms."
Who cares about her arms! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Megan Fox, she might be pretty, but she is loony tunes, a total weirdo,and not even in a good way !!! "
Are you shitting me!! You can't imagine sexy sexy Megan bouncing up and down on your cock with those lovely firm pert boobies jangling away... fuck me, man, you need to get out more!! lol
My dream trio would be Megan, Charyl Cole and my lovely wife Siren have a FFF sexysome!!! Hmmmmmm
As for who doesn't get my motor running.... Lorraine Kelly. Yuk, horrible voice and soooo mumsy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"cant believe people have said fearne cotton. id marry her tomorrow, and id never get bored
her nostrils are funny lol
thats all im going to be looking for next time i see her now! damn you!
like when someone told me about angelina jolie's weird arms.
Who cares about her arms! lol"
dont get me wrong, id still love to give her hair a good pull  but everytime i see her now i cant help but notice her arms. |
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