I've just had my first message from someone saying they are 'turned on by female flatulence' .....
It's a first in all the years i've been on the net.
No one can convince me that porn doesn't influence people.
A couple of D.J's were sniggering about fart sites a day or so ago and I wondered why it hadn't been heard here first ( the chat and sniggering not the farting )
I felt like puking.... since when did the smell of someone elses shit become pleasant?
Is it late in getting to me ? Should I sulk cos you've all been getting fart begging letters for years and I haven't ? |
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I read years ago about a man who, most nights, inserted a flexible tube up his wifes arse, the other end in his nostril, so that he wouldn't miss one while they slept.
Me, well I just fart and hold the duvet over Kate's head. It isn't very sexy but its funny as fuck |
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"I read years ago about a man who, most nights, inserted a flexible tube up his wifes arse, the other end in his nostril, so that he wouldn't miss one while they slept.
Me, well I just fart and hold the duvet over Kate's head. It isn't very sexy but its funny as fuck"
Awwwww I used to love that game...... Not worth getting married again for tho .... |
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"Granny..I'm totally inflatuated with u
Awwwww Gawwy ..... you're the only one 'i'd let off' ......
See what I did there ! "
I didnt see it but I heard n smelled it |
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Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear. "
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"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear.
I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out. "
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"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear. "
Says you!  |
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"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear.
Says you! "
Asshole!  |
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"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear.
Says you!
Asshole! "
Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain! |
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"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear.
Says you!
Asshole!
Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain! "
Jahaha! nope! 
I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!  |
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"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear.
Says you!
Asshole!
Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!
Jahaha! nope!
I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now! "
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"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear.
Says you!
Asshole!
Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!
Jahaha! nope!
I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!
Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime! "
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By *mumaWoman
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"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear.
Says you!
Asshole!
Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!
Jahaha! nope!
I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!
Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime! "
Ooooh do tell, I'm bored.... |
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"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear.
Says you!
Asshole!
Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!
Jahaha! nope!
I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!
Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime!
Prick! "
Have you posted on the 'swearing' thread yet Ben?
Don't worry mate - I'm not changing my name again after last Xmas! |
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"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear.
Says you!
Asshole!
Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!
Jahaha! nope!
I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!
Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime!
Ooooh do tell, I'm bored.... "
Obi now knows..I pm'ed him ha! Just to put him off his breakfast for being an ass!
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"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear.
Says you!
Asshole!
Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!
Jahaha! nope!
I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!
Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime!
Prick!
Have you posted on the 'swearing' thread yet Ben?
Don't worry mate - I'm not changing my name again after last Xmas! "
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"Hmmmm well it defo wasn't me who sent it.
I changed my username as part of a joke between me and another forumite.
Just want to make that fucking clear.
Says you!
Asshole!
Tbh - I had noticed but was waiting for you to explain!
Jahaha! nope!
I did consider changing it back but I'm stuck with it for at least 3 days now!
Best hope nobody nicks your original in the meantime!
Ooooh do tell, I'm bored....
Obi now knows..I pm'ed him ha! Just to put him off his breakfast for being an ass!
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And nothing puts me off my breakfast - coffee and cigs! |
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