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over a year ago
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"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....  "
damn ....thats me out of the running  |
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"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....
damn ....thats me out of the running "
You are in fecking Ireland that is also a bit of a factor  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FB wanted, must be willing to try new things at least once, must be clean shaven or trimmed, and able to keep up with me.....
failing that, a Billy Joe lookalike with a good sense of humour and can hold a conversation...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....
damn ....thats me out of the running
You are in fecking Ireland that is also a bit of a factor "
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Using the template Lickety was so kind to draw up in the other thread:
Recruiting for now. Immediate start, time limited (one month term), fixed contract. Must be local. Extensive renumeration package guaranteed.
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"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....
Does 2 out 3 count, im 5ft 7"
Sorry you have not got through to the inter_iew stage thank you for your application it will be kept on file |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Adventurous fuck buddy wanted. Must be able to think outside their own box. Lover of all things snacky and can help me fulfil my challenge commitments.
This is a charity position, whilst offering no salary, gives great personal satisfaction. |
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"Adventurous fuck buddy wanted. Must be able to think outside their own box. Lover of all things snacky and can help me fulfil my challenge commitments.
This is a charity position, whilst offering no salary, gives great personal satisfaction. "
Must like waders |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Wanted, fuck buddy for a five month fixed contract. You will have stamina, wit and own teeth and be clean smelling as standard. The ideal candidate will be able to provide a full body massage and willingness to attend musical theatre when required.
Flexible hours with attendance once a week, although additional work may be available at short notice.
Payment terms negotiable but offered at competitive levels for the right candidate. |
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"Wanted, fuck buddy for a five month fixed contract. You will have stamina, wit and own teeth and be clean smelling as standard. The ideal candidate will be able to provide a full body massage and willingness to attend musical theatre when required.
Flexible hours with attendance once a week, although additional work may be available at short notice.
Payment terms negotiable but offered at competitive levels for the right candidate."
what's the closing date an where do I apply |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Wanted: Tall, dark, handsome, solvent man with larger than average penis to keep a very horny woman occupied on a weekly basis. Must be able to perform as and when required, and be available at very short notice. Position not suitable for men looking for relationships. Inter_iew will include an exhaustive demonstration of skills. |
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Fuck Buddy required... Tall, Dark, Handsome...
Must have own hair and teeth...along with a sense of adventure and sense of humour.
Excellent bedroom skills required. Short term contract, with the possibility of extension dependant on performance in the role... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck Buddy required... Tall, Dark, Handsome...
Must have own hair and teeth...along with a sense of adventure and sense of humour.
Excellent bedroom skills required. Short term contract, with the possibility of extension dependant on performance in the role... "
5ft 10?
Dark hair if it counts ?
I would say handsome ?
Have my own teeth and hair lol
Love a adventure and have a great sense of humour !
Have great skills and that contract would be definitely extended but I'm to young !  lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... "
I'll apply! All of the above included in my offer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted-Lovely lady or sexy couple for sexy shenanigans and relax fun. Must be able to have a good giggle and hold a convo.
Bringing snacks to the inter_iew will also be a bonus |
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"Fuck Buddy required... Tall, Dark, Handsome...
Must have own hair and teeth...along with a sense of adventure and sense of humour.
Excellent bedroom skills required. Short term contract, with the possibility of extension dependant on performance in the role... "
Oops... was meant to be a not the lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....
damn ....thats me out of the running
You are in fecking Ireland that is also a bit of a factor "
damn and double damn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*FB position available*
This is a zero hours contract (so don't be asking for a cup of tea after).
You will be required to perform sucking, licking, rubbing and riding duties. You will also occasionally be expected to go above and beyond normal requirements (take it up the bum basically).
Uniform provided (skool girl or sexy wench)
If working extended hours a takeaway meal will be provided (can of , crisps and a sausage roll) on leaving site.
Please note this position is advertised on other sites (a toilet door on M27services near Winchester).
Due to the amount of replies expected please don't expect a reply (unless you're fuckin lush with enormous boobies and a tight pussy).
Good luck.
There is no chance off promotion (not looking for girlfriend or wife thanks) so keep this in mind if you get too attached (you will as I'm fuckin lovely). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted drop dead gorgeous nubile 20 something bi lady for kinky adventures
Priority given to applicants with equally nubile bi girlfriend
A lust for middle aged guys a must |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... im yer man unfortunately I'm 400 miles up the road ??
Story of my life "
Don't forget to add 'Must own turkey baster!!' |
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"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh.... im yer man unfortunately I'm 400 miles up the road ??
Story of my life
Don't forget to add 'Must own turkey baster!!' "
Ohhh yes turkey baster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*FB position available*
This is a zero hours contract (so don't be asking for a cup of tea after).
You will be required to perform sucking, licking, rubbing and riding duties. You will also occasionally be expected to go above and beyond normal requirements (take it up the bum basically).
Uniform provided (skool girl or sexy wench)
If working extended hours a takeaway meal will be provided (can of , crisps and a sausage roll) on leaving site.
Please note this position is advertised on other sites (a toilet door on M27services near Winchester).
Due to the amount of replies expected please don't expect a reply (unless you're fuckin lush with enormous boobies and a tight pussy).
Good luck.
There is no chance off promotion (not looking for girlfriend or wife thanks) so keep this in mind if you get too attached (you will as I'm fuckin lovely)."
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10/10 on this!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*FB position available*
This is a zero hours contract (so don't be asking for a cup of tea after).
You will be required to perform sucking, licking, rubbing and riding duties. You will also occasionally be expected to go above and beyond normal requirements (take it up the bum basically).
Uniform provided (skool girl or sexy wench)
If working extended hours a takeaway meal will be provided (can of , crisps and a sausage roll) on leaving site.
Please note this position is advertised on other sites (a toilet door on M27services near Winchester).
Due to the amount of replies expected please don't expect a reply (unless you're fuckin lush with enormous boobies and a tight pussy).
Good luck.
There is no chance off promotion (not looking for girlfriend or wife thanks) so keep this in mind if you get too attached (you will as I'm fuckin lovely)."
Pmsl love it |
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Fuck buddy required - hours negotiable but may involve overnight shifts. Must be flexible and willing to stretch themselves above and beyond. Sucking up to the boss and being an arse licker are positively encouraged!
Successful applicants may get the occasional bacon butty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tall semi-attractive TV with borderline sociopathic tendencies, a severe shopping addiction and love of cock seeks someone with an over abundance of wardrobe space, disposable income and inches.
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
Wanted - FB to accompany autistic eccentric to festivals and parties to have a great time and be rag-dolled during and afterwards.
Ideal candidate will be fit, open minded, petite brunette, with near-insatiable libido, not mind wearing boots instead of high heels or being tied up occasionally and able to roll a half-decent joint.
Own transport an advantage but not essential if not too far away.
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I'm already a fb so don't want to resign and certainly not sacked....our little 2 person co-operative might require a third person from time to time.
Must have experience, a toned body, clean and healthy and be required to undertake anything he's bloody told to do under strict direction and supervision. No initiative required.
Previous applicants need not apply |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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looking for local lady York or Leeds area or somewhere easy to get to by train. must love receiving oral and multiple orgasms, must also love lots of kissing and regular meets. they should be willing to explore, we may even create mf profile to seek out others together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"looking for local lady York or Leeds area or somewhere easy to get to by train. must love receiving oral and multiple orgasms, must also love lots of kissing and regular meets. they should be willing to explore, we may even create mf profile to seek out others together"
Can I apply |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"looking for local lady York or Leeds area or somewhere easy to get to by train. must love receiving oral and multiple orgasms, must also love lots of kissing and regular meets. they should be willing to explore, we may even create mf profile to seek out others together
Can I apply "
your application is already filed and your attending the test center soon remember x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"looking for local lady York or Leeds area or somewhere easy to get to by train. must love receiving oral and multiple orgasms, must also love lots of kissing and regular meets. they should be willing to explore, we may even create mf profile to seek out others together
Can I apply
your application is already filed and your attending the test center soon remember x"
Oh yes I forgot xx |
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FB wanted. Must have short black curly teeth, be deaf in one eye, and walk with a lisp. Ladies who have large boobs (front or back) an advantage.
PS candidates may be asked to dance at inter_iew (possibly pole) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FB wanted. Must have short black curly teeth, be deaf in one eye, and walk with a lisp. Ladies who have large boobs (front or back) an advantage.
PS candidates may be asked to dance at inter_iew (possibly pole) "
If she contacts you and has a slightly less attractive sister then let's double date. Sounds amazing |
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"FB wanted. Must have short black curly teeth, be deaf in one eye, and walk with a lisp. Ladies who have large boobs (front or back) an advantage.
PS candidates may be asked to dance at inter_iew (possibly pole)
If she contacts you and has a slightly less attractive sister then let's double date. Sounds amazing "
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Wanted: local to Arse End FB, pulse (preferable), penis (mandatory), teeth and plenty of hair to grab hold of (desirable) mustn't mind cats or untidy houses, be into bum play and available whenever I feel horny (so day worker would be best (or playboy millionaire even better)) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck Buddie required. Must be flexible and be prepared to work as part of a team on occasions. For the person specification please apply within. Inter_iews being held next weekend which will involve a practical test. Due to the high number of applicants if I don’t get back to you please presume you have been unsuccessful on this occasion |
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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"FB wanted, must be willing to try new things at least once, must be clean shaven or trimmed, and able to keep up with me.....
failing that, a Billy Joe lookalike with a good sense of humour and can hold a conversation...
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Who's Billy Joe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you looking for new ways to keep fit?
Apply within? This isn't a technique you'll see advertised in your local gym, and it comes without the monthly fee...
All you need is a sense of fun, a glint in your eye, and a lost halo.....
All applications acknowledged and responded to |
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"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....
Must have own teeth and like vodka and has a comfy bed oh and one where the wife is not hidden in the cupboard "
oh can I request a single one please...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....
Must have own teeth and like vodka and has a comfy bed oh and one where the wife is not hidden in the cupboard
oh can I request a single one please... "
Lol, always helps eh?! |
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"Bed buddy wanted....must have a dodgy ticker and rich failing that someone tall hairy chest and can make me laugh....
Must have own teeth and like vodka and has a comfy bed oh and one where the wife is not hidden in the cupboard
oh can I request a single one please...
Lol, always helps eh?!"
It certainly does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dominant, unshockable fuck buddy required. Mustn't be afraid of bruising my bum and must have a good collection of floggers!
Single, local and wanting a loyal sub! |
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"Im useless at adverts
Someone tall dark and handsome with the ability to tell the truth
Oh and teeth - nice teeth "
I have nice teeth 2 sets kept in bedside glass at night...
1 extra sharp set for special nibbles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bed buddy required
Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!
Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.
And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bed buddy required
Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!
Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.
And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!"
I may be in here application submitted |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Bed buddy required
Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!
Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.
And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!"
Fussy bugger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bed buddy required
Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!
Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.
And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!
Fussy bugger "
Not that fussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bed buddy required
Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!
Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.
And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!
I may be in here application submitted"
Send in your cv |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bed buddy required
Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!
Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.
And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!
I may be in here application submitted
Send in your cv "
Cv and contact details all hosted online click my name for the direct link x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bed buddy required
Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!
Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.
And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!
I may be in here application submitted
Send in your cv
Cv and contact details all hosted online click my name for the direct link x"
Pffft i wrote the bloody ad...your'e supposed to do the work....hmmmm lazy worker eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bed buddy required
Must be taller than a midget and own their own teeth...own hair isnt essential but no merkins!
Be mad as a box of frogs with the ability to be mute when required....breathable ears will be given priority.
And strictly no Ronnie Corbett tributes!
I may be in here application submitted
Send in your cv
Cv and contact details all hosted online click my name for the direct link x
Pffft i wrote the bloody ad...your'e supposed to do the work....hmmmm lazy worker eh "
nah the way I think of it is that I put al my effort into other area's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big cocked bi guy wanted for all night sessions...must be up for a laugh, rugby esque body type with big thighs a huge advantage. Must be able to handle your drink and flirt with a confident personality. X Miss x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big cocked bi guy wanted for all night sessions...must be up for a laugh, rugby esque body type with big thighs a huge advantage. Must be able to handle your drink and flirt with a confident personality. X Miss x"
I'm certainly bi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big cocked bi guy wanted for all night sessions...must be up for a laugh, rugby esque body type with big thighs a huge advantage. Must be able to handle your drink and flirt with a confident personality. X Miss x
I'm certainly bi "
Cute bum |
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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago
greenock |
an unexpected vacancy has occurred north of the border due to the untimely demise of my leccy blanket....the successful applicant will be over 40, tall-ish, have unlimited stamina and like curvy old ladies.....no salary is offered but there is an extensive benefits package |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"an unexpected vacancy has occurred north of the border due to the untimely demise of my leccy blanket....the successful applicant will be over 40, tall-ish, have unlimited stamina and like curvy old ladies.....no salary is offered but there is an extensive benefits package "
Is it a temporary position?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you the woman I'm looking for? Taken to reciting the 3rd canto of Edmumd Spensers "The Fairie Queen" while crushing football-sized gapes with your hooved feet? Either stop it now, or kiss me you monstrous wine-making fool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big cocked bi guy wanted for all night sessions...must be up for a laugh, rugby esque body type with big thighs a huge advantage. Must be able to handle your drink and flirt with a confident personality. X Miss x
I'm certainly bi
Cute bum "
I'm sure it could be put to good use |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big cocked bi guy wanted for all night sessions...must be up for a laugh, rugby esque body type with big thighs a huge advantage. Must be able to handle your drink and flirt with a confident personality. X Miss x
I'm certainly bi
Cute bum "
I'm sure it could be put to good use |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never been interested in a fuck buddie or regular meets before, however i am getting to the age now where i'm beginning to think a local regular guy who i could call upon when i feel horny (every night ) would be kind of nice, these wanks are getting lonely lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never been interested in a fuck buddie or regular meets before, however i am getting to the age now where i'm beginning to think a local regular guy who i could call upon when i feel horny (every night ) would be kind of nice, these wanks are getting lonely lol"
That sums me up too !!! |
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Didn't know there was dibs on me 
