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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hairspray and a lighter!!! 
Worse case scenario - you'll have loads of firemen to drool over!  "
I've only just moved in... I don't want to torch the place just yet! although, fireman you say?!  
My house warming card must've got lost in the post?!  |
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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"please dont Kill it..
I don't want it dead 
You just told me ya flushed it down the toilet!  "
Nope... I just told you on the phone that my son had caught a slug and flushed it down the toilet... Not listening again? Tut tut Ben  |
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over a year ago
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"Glass and paper , with very very very long arms 
Here's the thing... The biggest glass I have is a pint glass and it won't fit in that!!! "
fook me that's huge, think I would admit defeat and just move house myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spray it with deodorant. Spray in one area for about 3 seconds should make t drop to the floor. Problem solved. Lol make sure its not LYNX or the lady spiders will jump him x"
Polish then. Anything that's got a very strong odour that can kills germs. |
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"perhaps leave it alone?- it has no interest in u...u have an interest in it...remember when u start complaining at flies etc around the house"
My house has fuck loads if spiders in it but I still het flies buzzing round. Must have the most useless guard spiders ever |
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"Glass and paper , with very very very long arms
Here's the thing... The biggest glass I have is a pint glass and it won't fit in that!!! "
Don't want to scare you but u can't think of many native spiders bigger than the circumference off a pint glass
Mind you if it's that big at least you know it won't ve one if the 7 spiders you will swallow in your sleep in your lifetime |
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I have a telly spider, only an ickle one though. When I get in from work he is sometimes patrolling his web. As soon as I put the telly on with ma bose system it kinda freaks him out and he disappears back into the corner again |
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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Glass and paper , with very very very long arms
Here's the thing... The biggest glass I have is a pint glass and it won't fit in that!!!
Don't want to scare you but u can't think of many native spiders bigger than the circumference off a pint glass
Mind you if it's that big at least you know it won't ve one if the 7 spiders you will swallow in your sleep in your lifetime "
My son said that... He's convinced there's no danger of either of u swallowing it! |
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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have a telly spider, only an ickle one though. When I get in from work he is sometimes patrolling his web. As soon as I put the telly on with ma bose system it kinda freaks him out and he disappears back into the corner again "
I used to have a spider who lived quite happily in my conservatory - we called him Spencer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glass and paper , with very very very long arms
Here's the thing... The biggest glass I have is a pint glass and it won't fit in that!!! "
Think that is an exaggeration no house spiders that big I pick them up and put them outside. |
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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago
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I'm not scared of spiders I just don't want to cohabit with one. I usually do the glass and paper thing to send them on their way safely but I'm fairly certain I'd have damaged his legs with the glass as he had such a large span. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not scared of spiders I just don't want to cohabit with one. I usually do the glass and paper thing to send them on their way safely but I'm fairly certain I'd have damaged his legs with the glass as he had such a large span. "
Leave him to catch the flies they are far much nastier all the crap they go in and lay eggs ewww. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure. I should've held a Sky remote up next to him and taken a photograph. I believe Sky remotes are now considered a standard unit of measure "
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