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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fanny farts"
Oh my god they are the most embarrassing thing in the world. I did once spit a guy's cum back at him (he didn't give me warning that he was going to cum!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Threw up down myself while giving a blow job. Cider, vodka, pork scratching and kettle chips are not a good mix before deep throating  "
Nor is copious amounts of rose wine - apparently it makes for a pink vomit volcano  |
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Pre-meet when I very first started.
A guy asked,"do you mow the lawn?"
I replied, "well I've decking out the back, and I need a flame thrower for my allotment!"
I was very naive and too embarassed to meet after he explained what he was on about! |
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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago
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The most embarrassing thing for me was actually on a proper date with a guy I was seeing. It was his birthday and I took him for dinner at his fave local restaurant! We went back to his place and was first time I had stayed at his place! Well I must have eaten something that did not agree with me! No birthday fun for him as I spent most of the night running to the loo! But he was very sweet, and gave me some comfy jogging bottoms and some nice cool wipes to take to the bathroom lol!! |
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