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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Ten Commandments ( Of Swinging )
1. You shall have no other Gods but me. ( For my cock is bigger than a sky remote)
2. You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.
( Unless it contains the words Rampant or Rabbit )
3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God. ( unless its in the throws of orgasm )
4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy. ( Any holes a goal day )
5.Respect your father and mother. ( wishes to not be seen at the same club as you )
6. You must not kill. ( The mood )
7. You must not commit adultery. ( But you can shag the fuck out of my wife )
8. You must not steal. ( Your wifes knickers , buy your own ! )
9. You must not give false evidence against your neighbour. ( But you can try and get them in bed for a threesome )
10. You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour. ( Because your all shagging each other so how cares )
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