Racing Snail

By *o-j OP Couple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

My racing snail's not been winning as of late , so I decided to pep him up a bit .

My plan was to to remove his shell to make him more streamline and light weight .

Turns out from initial trials he looks even more sluggish .

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That was last years joke.

I like it because it's one I can remember.

By *o-j OP Couple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

The joke took it's time getting this far north ....

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The joke took it's time getting this far north ...."

South you mean. I came down from Edinburgh.

By *o-j OP Couple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

The joke took it's time getting this far south ....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WOW LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh that's bad.....very bad!

By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Ha! I've not heard it (its obviously not made it this far south yet) my son is being a grump and it just made me smile x